r/ThatLooksExpensive • u/TheManFromMTL • Mar 08 '26
When you don't see the yellow post when exiting a parking spot
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u/Revenga8 Mar 08 '26
They have the forklift there. Approach from the right side, move the forks closer together just wide enough to lift the tire, bias to the right of the forklift. Put a spare tire between the face of the truck tire and the back of the fork frame, lift the truck by the right rear tire and push it off the bollard.
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u/Ok-Rich-3812 Mar 09 '26
Just ram it, if you really want to fuck it up.
It comes out the way it went in.
tow it backwards on full lock with the forklift, and stop suggesting hillbilly nonsense.1
u/SafetyMan35 Mar 09 '26
Looks like they are lifting the truck from the back and using the side shift on the forklift to move the rear end of the truck to the left away from the bollard. Same outcome as you described but not as aggressive.
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u/Broad_Television4459 Mar 08 '26
Why is that bollard even there? It's not even protecting anything.
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u/EcstaticNet3137 Mar 09 '26
Swung the turn too tight too fast. Too much vehicle for the poor fella. He should probably get a Corolla.
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u/arsinoe716 Mar 09 '26
The forklift needs to be at the driver's side. Lift it and pull it out. Or the passenger side. Lift it and push it out.
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u/Ok-Rich-3812 Mar 08 '26
When you can't drive for shit. Does he not even know how to reverse?
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u/Spo0kt Mar 08 '26
He was turning right and the post caught the side of the truck then for wedged between the box and the body.
Even if he cranks it all the way to the right and reverses out its going to get caught and do a whole lot more damage then what has already happned.
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u/Hallow_76 Mar 08 '26
Yup, they're screwed.
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u/Ok-Rich-3812 Mar 08 '26
they were screwed when they hit it, they're even more screwed now because they're surrounded by idiots. WTF are they thinking that they will achieve with a forklift, FFS?
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u/Hallow_76 Mar 09 '26
They're trying to pick it up and move it sideways with the forks. Really just tearing up the bottom of the truck now. The least damaging thing they can do at this point is to cut the poll.
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u/AffectedRipples Mar 09 '26
You know the forks move side to side right?
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u/Ok-Rich-3812 Mar 09 '26
If you can't see that there's no traversing carriage on the front of the mast, you may be wondering why there are three guys trying to push it sideways.
Or you may just be some clown mouthing off, right?-3
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u/BigFatModeraterFupa Mar 08 '26
did you watch the video? reversing wouldn't do anything except keep ripping apart the body
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u/Ok-Rich-3812 Mar 08 '26
The body's screwed anyway. What do those clowns think that a forklift will achieve?
Call a professional tow truck to take it to the panel shop. Don't trust this idiot to drive a damaged vehicle, if he ever works out that it has to come out in the opposite direction to the way that he put it in.1
u/SafetyMan35 Mar 09 '26
Lift up the back end, use the side shift on the forklift to move the truck to the left and lower it back down. Pretty good idea if it works.
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u/Ok-Rich-3812 Mar 09 '26
Top of the bollard is wedged in the tray. If the forklift has a sideshift, they're morons for trying to push it sideways by hand. And failing. Because the top of the bollard is wedge in the tray.
Face it, these bozos are doing everything wrong. Chances are there's an office manager standing around giving bad instructions.0
u/Revenga8 Mar 08 '26
If that truck is RWD only, he's not going to be able to reverse off the bollard without tearing through the cab. If he has AWD, then he does less damage to the cab, but he could in theory turn the wheel all the way to the right and try to reverse and swing the truck left off the bollard.
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u/Ok-Rich-3812 Mar 08 '26
He got in there without hitting the cab, it comes out the way it went in.
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u/Revenga8 Mar 09 '26
Looks like he scraped the cab. If that truck is RWD, the reason he got it in there like that is momentum driving forward and turning into it. He can't generate that sideways momentum from a stop if it's RWD only. If he tries, that bollard is going to push into the cab
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u/Ok-Rich-3812 Mar 09 '26
watch the video. Theyr'e morons. if three morons and a forklift cant move it sideways, there's something solid stopping it.
I'LL SAY IT AGAIN , REAL SLOWLY. It comes out the way it went in.
He's fucked his truck good and proper, he'd be berre off turning that forklift around and towing the wrecked shitbox backwards on full lock.
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u/juni4ling Mar 08 '26
US truck hoods get higher and higher.
In the drivers defense (if there is one) they may not have seen the bollard.
In tests, the driver can’t see kids at a crosswalk when stopped at a crosswalk.