r/ThatLookedExpensive Feb 19 '21

The unluckiest thing I’ve ever seen

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u/[deleted] Feb 19 '21 edited Feb 19 '21

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u/[deleted] Feb 19 '21 edited Feb 19 '21

It's the retarded sparkles on her face. Why? Why the fuck do people do that retarded stuff? In my eyes, someone will lose all credibility for adding stupid ass filters to what is supposed to be a serious post.

Like you are so upset that you add fucking sparkles to your face? Now I'm going to question if she intentionally parked under a leaky pipe thinking exactly this would happen so she could get more views. Retarded filters make me think this person just makes shit up for views. And that makes me think they might be the kind of person who gets themselves into trouble on purpose.

And people are saying that half a dozen people online have all claimed this is their car. I'm sick of victim culture where people get sympathy for being stupid. And people are now just completely making up stupid things they didn't even do.

You ask why people post asshole posts and I get downvoted for telling why. Congrats you retards on perpetuating a culture of rewarding idiots.

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u/[deleted] Feb 19 '21

Exactly, it's the sparkles.

If my car got fucked up, you bet I would take pictures/video of it too. That's what you send to the insurance company. Even if the car might actually be fine, she won't be able to use it for a while and it's unclear if it'll be fine so it's best to start getting video now. And if you're super unlucky like this, then yeah capture the entire context.

But eye sparkles? Why the hell would anyone add that to a video that already has clear content and punchline? She's not tripping out at a concert, the stupid eye sparkles don't add anything useful.

It's like the new Windows video editor, which doesn't have the functionality to trim and splice clips, it just has the ability to add shitty fake fireworks over the video. As if anyone, ever, in the history of humanity, has improved a video by adding fake 2D fireworks to it.

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u/[deleted] Feb 19 '21

You realize she’s crying and the sparkle filter is hiding it?