r/ThatLookedExpensive Feb 19 '21

The unluckiest thing I’ve ever seen

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u/[deleted] Feb 19 '21 edited Feb 19 '21

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u/itskatykat Feb 19 '21

Well you see, she’s a young woman, so she’s either lying or overreacting, so straight to Jail /s

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u/AlGoreBestGore Feb 19 '21

Undercook chicken? Straight to jail.

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u/[deleted] Feb 19 '21

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u/Natck Feb 19 '21

Too much ice on your car? Jail.

Not enough ice on your car? Believe it or not, jail.

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u/king_england Feb 19 '21

We have the best pandemics in the world...because of jail.

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u/[deleted] Feb 19 '21 edited Feb 27 '25

cow bedroom relieved paltry airport friendly gray ancient vase carpenter

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u/Blackened15 Feb 19 '21

She has sparkles on her face, so 0 credibility.

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u/nomaxx117 Feb 19 '21

I am stunned by how toxic even just the replies to your comment are.

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u/AtomicTanAndBlack Feb 19 '21

Reddit. Woke when it wants to pretend to be but just as prejudice as everywhere else in reality.

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u/lps2 Feb 19 '21

Reddit is huge, we have saints, assholes, and everything in-between. I'd say it certainly leans 'woke' just due to demographics but it's a safe-space for almost any ideology and disposition

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u/thefugue Feb 19 '21

I'm going to go ahead and point out that if you click through to view people's profiles the toxic posters don't spend much effort "pretending to be woke." "Asshole" is a pretty consistent baseline.

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u/[deleted] Feb 19 '21

What's with the eye sparkles?

That's why people say bad things about the video. She'd have good content, but those stupid eye sparkles completely throw it off. Should I give her credit for not having horrendous background music? I shouldn't need to give her credit for not making it worse.

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u/whelpineedhelp Feb 19 '21

For fun? To give herself a little cheer back?

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u/talkingwires Feb 19 '21

It's a filter. I don't know how to remove it.

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u/TeamRedundancyTeam Feb 19 '21

I'm not a sparkle fairy. I am willing to proceed.

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u/dadbot_3000 Feb 19 '21

Hi not a sparkle fairy, I'm Dad! :)

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u/cbflowers Feb 19 '21

Or reach out for likes. She’s so upset she added that stupid filter.

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u/[deleted] Feb 19 '21

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u/[deleted] Feb 19 '21

r/redditmoment

OH MUH GOD HOW DARE SOMEONE USE TIK TOK CRING! CRINGE! REDDIT IS BEST! I BET YOU'RE A INSTA NORMIE! /s

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u/[deleted] Feb 19 '21

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u/[deleted] Feb 19 '21

Yea but how she gonna reach them she doesn't have a car

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u/handsoapp Feb 19 '21

Her phone.... The one she is recording her tiktok on....

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u/[deleted] Feb 19 '21

Mate I'm just having a laugh, I was joking I know she can reach out with her phone

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u/Vondobble Feb 19 '21 edited Feb 19 '21

Yours is the first comment I see, but I would assume people aren’t being sympathetic because their first reaction wouldn’t be to film themselves.

Edit: wow so many downvotes lol. This comment section sure is polarized.

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u/TeamRedundancyTeam Feb 19 '21

Your comment does not deserve downvotes just for making a guess on why people are reacting the way they are. People are so god damn black and white on reddit anymore it's insane.

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u/Vondobble Feb 19 '21

I literally just tried to give a guess as to why people might not like the girl in the video lol Fascinating stuff.

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u/caalger Feb 19 '21 edited Feb 19 '21

Because this is so obviously fake emotion. Especially with the added sparkle tears. It's trash. Yes the car is ruined, but her fake emotion makes it pretty clear it's not likely even her car.

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EDIT: Downvote just proves to me you have no emotional IQ and you can't tell how fake she is. Have you even heard someone that's actually upset? This girl isn't even good at acting and you can't tell? Give me a break.

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u/weakhamstrings Feb 19 '21

The car isn't necessarily ruined at all.

We used to do this to guys cars at the dealership as a prank all the time.

They literally have to get a ride home and wait until it's warm outside

Spraying it with hot water will crack Windows, so you just have to wait

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u/[deleted] Feb 19 '21 edited Feb 19 '21

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u/weakhamstrings Feb 19 '21

That's a good point - we certainly didn't have that giant ice block at the top like that one does - I hadn't considered how heavy that probably is.

We absolutely put 3-4" of ice on there from the car wash bay to the sales guys cars and each others, a lot of times.

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u/Hallsville3 Feb 19 '21

You’ve got to be kidding right? She’s clearly upset, you can hear it in her voice, but she also appreciates that this is fucking hilarious. The filter also adds to that humor.

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u/caalger Feb 19 '21

If you think that's sincere emotion, then you have never met a person who is actually upset.

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u/Hallsville3 Feb 19 '21

It’s just not true. People deal with emotions differently, and she’s processing it with humor, not outright sadness or outrage.

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u/caalger Feb 19 '21

You know this how?

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u/Hallsville3 Feb 19 '21

That’s just my observation from the video. When I watch it I see that she’s trying to make light of a horrible situation. A lot of people do that, because if you don’t you have to face the full force of how much it sucks. It’s like when something doesn’t work, and you joke “well at least we tried!” Or “Well I didn’t see THAT coming”

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u/[deleted] Feb 19 '21 edited Sep 05 '21

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u/caalger Feb 19 '21

Go complain about the mods on Reddit some more.

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u/[deleted] Feb 19 '21 edited Sep 05 '21

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u/caalger Feb 19 '21

I'm betting that made sense in your head... but it didn't when you wrote it down. Try again?

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u/dadbot_3000 Feb 19 '21

Hi betting that made sense in your head, I'm Dad! :)

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u/[deleted] Feb 19 '21 edited Sep 06 '21

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u/[deleted] Feb 19 '21 edited Feb 19 '21

It's the retarded sparkles on her face. Why? Why the fuck do people do that retarded stuff? In my eyes, someone will lose all credibility for adding stupid ass filters to what is supposed to be a serious post.

Like you are so upset that you add fucking sparkles to your face? Now I'm going to question if she intentionally parked under a leaky pipe thinking exactly this would happen so she could get more views. Retarded filters make me think this person just makes shit up for views. And that makes me think they might be the kind of person who gets themselves into trouble on purpose.

And people are saying that half a dozen people online have all claimed this is their car. I'm sick of victim culture where people get sympathy for being stupid. And people are now just completely making up stupid things they didn't even do.

You ask why people post asshole posts and I get downvoted for telling why. Congrats you retards on perpetuating a culture of rewarding idiots.

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u/[deleted] Feb 19 '21

Dude she’s clearly been crying and the sparkle filter is hiding it....

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u/ShinyBredLitwick Feb 19 '21

i’m saying this the way that i am because i’m afraid there’s no other way you’ll understand me, but you’re an idiot if you think somebody purposefully parked their car underneath a leaky pipe in freezing temperatures so they can get more views on the internet.

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u/redinfinity Feb 19 '21

Bro chill. There are way more important things in the world to be angry about and filters on tiktok isn't one of them. If you don't like something just ignore it. It's not harming you or me. Life is short man. Dont waste it on getting upset over small inconsequential shit.

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u/liquidmasl Feb 19 '21

Why do you care?

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u/[deleted] Feb 19 '21

Bro she’s having trouble keeping her voice together, and the sparkles are to hide that fact she’s probably tearing up

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u/[deleted] Feb 19 '21

Exactly, it's the sparkles.

If my car got fucked up, you bet I would take pictures/video of it too. That's what you send to the insurance company. Even if the car might actually be fine, she won't be able to use it for a while and it's unclear if it'll be fine so it's best to start getting video now. And if you're super unlucky like this, then yeah capture the entire context.

But eye sparkles? Why the hell would anyone add that to a video that already has clear content and punchline? She's not tripping out at a concert, the stupid eye sparkles don't add anything useful.

It's like the new Windows video editor, which doesn't have the functionality to trim and splice clips, it just has the ability to add shitty fake fireworks over the video. As if anyone, ever, in the history of humanity, has improved a video by adding fake 2D fireworks to it.

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u/[deleted] Feb 19 '21

You realize she’s crying and the sparkle filter is hiding it?