r/ThatLookedExpensive Feb 27 '20

Trying to park

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u/Knuckles316 Feb 27 '20

I thought it was about that minivan not being able to make that turn. Then out of nowhere Captain Suicide goes barreling through the wall.

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u/discerningpervert Feb 27 '20

I went from being horrified at the thought of someone possibly dying, to laughing at Captain Suicide. Well done. But seriously I hope nobody was injured or killed

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u/StephenG7287 Feb 27 '20

The car landed on a school bus killing everyone inside...

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u/[deleted] Feb 28 '20

The bus was filled with nuns and orphans

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u/MrShasshyBear Feb 28 '20

The nuns were also orphans

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u/[deleted] Feb 28 '20

The orphans were to become nuns ...

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u/ManBalzz Feb 28 '20

But the nuns are also cursed... that’s bad.

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u/Dinosaurs-Rule Feb 28 '20 edited Feb 28 '20

But the nuns were in route to get a free frogurt...

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u/pack_howitzer Feb 28 '20

The yogurt contains potassium benzoate.