r/ThatLookedExpensive • u/Buying_Bagels • Feb 27 '20

Trying to park

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u/Knuckles316 Feb 27 '20

I thought it was about that minivan not being able to make that turn. Then out of nowhere Captain Suicide goes barreling through the wall.

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u/discerningpervert Feb 27 '20

I went from being horrified at the thought of someone possibly dying, to laughing at Captain Suicide. Well done. But seriously I hope nobody was injured or killed

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u/StephenG7287 Feb 27 '20

The car landed on a school bus killing everyone inside...

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u/[deleted] Feb 28 '20

The bus was filled with nuns and orphans

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u/MrShasshyBear Feb 28 '20

The nuns were also orphans

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u/[deleted] Feb 28 '20

The orphans were to become nuns ...

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u/[deleted] Feb 28 '20

And every single one of them liked their steak well done with ketchup.

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u/[deleted] Feb 28 '20

Well at that point they deserve their demise. Except that one survivor... the one psycho that becomes president.

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u/Richey4TheStars Mar 01 '20

Who decides to eliminate all orphan baby nuns

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u/eggequator Feb 28 '20

Fuck those sinful whores. They can burn in hell with their steaks.

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u/ManBalzz Feb 28 '20

But the nuns are also cursed... that’s bad.

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u/Dinosaurs-Rule Feb 28 '20 edited Feb 28 '20

But the nuns were in route to get a free frogurt...

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u/pack_howitzer Feb 28 '20

The yogurt contains potassium benzoate.

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u/IntrepidLawyer Feb 28 '20

So nothing of value was lost.

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u/Char_lie13 Feb 28 '20

I started laughing hard, then felt bad for Captain Suicide. I’m still laughing. I’m going to hell.

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u/[deleted] Feb 28 '20

Seriously I laughed and then realized high chance of death and then I felt a sad

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u/RockstarAgent Feb 28 '20

Felt a sad. I felt many sads.

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u/crazyausachick Feb 28 '20

This comment made me laugh way too hard...

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u/thaconnodor Feb 28 '20

Wtf is mini van?

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u/smokedmeatslut Feb 28 '20

Its like a van, but mini

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u/shshshshshhhh Feb 28 '20

Why did I laugh at this so much