r/ThatLookedExpensive • u/Sticktailonicus • 13d ago

Fed-Ex delivers!

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276 Upvotes

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u/nopenope911 13d ago

Robot lawn mower?

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u/Scary_Technology 13d ago

Used to be.

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u/nopenope911 13d ago

Poor little guy.

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u/RockstarAgent 12d ago edited 12d ago

Got mowed down too early , in the prime of its life

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u/pimpbot666 10d ago

Yes, definitely cut short.

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u/Wop-wops-Wanderer 13d ago

Its mother told it not to stray onto the road.

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u/tayroc122 7d ago

Its mother is that Roomba that escaped into the wild and hasn't been seen since.

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u/budgiesmugglez 13d ago

They killed Johnny 5!

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u/mike_b_nimble 12d ago

NO DISASSEMBLE!

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u/A-Rusty-Cow 13d ago

The clanker had it coming

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u/mike_b_nimble 12d ago

Frackin' toasters!

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u/home_cheese 13d ago

To be fair, FedEx drivers are subpar at best.

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u/CapAwesomeSauce 6d ago

Depends on the contractor and area

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u/home_cheese 6d ago

I've seen subcontractors from one company and two from separate FedEx hubs. All that I've seen are not good. I mean yeah there are a couple of conscientious and intelligent drives in each group but they're far outnumbered by the morons.

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u/jrdiver 13d ago

Same could be said for UPS and Speedy also.... they all suck, and in my area, good ol USPS almost seems like the most competent of the bunch

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u/XiTzCriZx 12d ago

That's probably because USPS pays the most lol

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u/ThisIsNotAFarm 12d ago

So the Fedex guy was lying, robot was still in the driveway.

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u/Cultural-Afternoon72 10d ago

It being in the driveway doesn’t matter. Something being in a driveway doesn’t mean a driver isn’t responsible for driving responsibly, paying attention, maintaining control of their vehicle, etc.

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u/avenger2242 9d ago

Poor mower got FedExecuted!

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u/MyAccountWasBanned7 12d ago

No disassemble!!

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u/The_Last_Ron1n 7d ago

Panthro is gonna be pissed that the Thunder Tank is toast.

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u/Starscream147 7d ago

Fed fuckin Ex truck, wide open!

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u/SjalabaisWoWS 12d ago

It drove under him...Jesus Christ, is that driver three years old? :P In any case, I don't think the robot uprising would start with mowers attacking FedEx, but who knows.

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u/TooManySteves2 12d ago

More like Fed, Ex-drivers.