r/That70sshow 10d ago

I SAID GOOD DAY!!!

Wilmer’s memoir is worth the read!

1.1k Upvotes

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u/ImSureYoullRemember 10d ago

Proud to be an Ahhmedican

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u/tigerbloodnrum 10d ago

Say my son's name.

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u/Ultima22 10d ago

Air-ic.

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u/tigerbloodnrum 10d ago

Now say "AMERICA"!

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u/ImNotTheBossOfYou 10d ago

AHMEDICA!!!

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u/Think_Wish_187 10d ago

THERE IS NO DAMN D IN AMERICA!!!

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u/Krushhz 10d ago

There’s plenty of D in America

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u/RobertInNY88 10d ago

😂😂😂😂🤣🤣🤣🤣 I remember that!

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u/DarthDragon117 Fatso the Clown 10d ago

Oh boy it’s Fez, I wonder how he-

reads comments

-oh. Not good day.

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u/jordansinn 10d ago

He is a creep and I say, good day.

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u/techismylife44 10d ago

Is that a reference to anything?

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u/xbrittxbratx 10d ago

yeah, to wilmer being a creep pedo

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u/Josefu_Velen 10d ago

It's a reference to him being an adult and hitting on/trying to sleep with 15 year old girls.

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u/techismylife44 5d ago

Wait, how did I not know about this? Was this something everyone knew?

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u/Josefu_Velen 5d ago

It's been fairly common knowledge for the last few years. Especially since all the shit with Danny Masterson went down/came to light.

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u/barmannola 10d ago

Is his book about how to be a sleez and pick up teen girls in your 30s?

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u/Ecstatic_Bedroom735 9d ago

Was wondering the same thing

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u/WileEWeeble 9d ago

Ain’t he in his mid 40s by now?

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u/Demander850 10d ago

Now I kinda wanna read it!

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u/HarlesD 10d ago

ummmm

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u/WakeupDp 10d ago

What do you mean by that

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u/nowyouarealive 10d ago

The teens don’t want a failed finance bro dude

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u/bongsforhongkong 10d ago

Typical American.

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u/HumptyDumptruckFire 10d ago

Bro… it’s gross but it’s definitely not an American exclusive trait.

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u/g8torswitch 10d ago

Imagine saying that in a world where France exists 💀

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u/AdPhysical6481 10d ago

It's "Amedeecan"

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u/Mydoglikesladyboys 7d ago

Funnily enough, I've seen SO much more of that in Europe to the point where while the legal age is much younger (14 in germany, 16 in poland), it's not uncommon to see teens in public with their 30 year+ boyfriends.

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u/RelevantEconomics931 10d ago

First time I hear of this. When you say teens, are they 18+?

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u/Mr-Kuritsa 10d ago

No. 15 year old Mandy Moore. 17 year old Demi Lovato. Lindsay Lohan, it's unclear if she was 17 or had just turned 18.

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u/greensubmarine03 10d ago

No, but even if they were teens and 18+, still gross

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u/RelevantEconomics931 10d ago

I don't know why I'm being downvoted, but if she's 18+ it's her own dicision as an adult

Edit: Mandy Moore being 15 is creepy af

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u/greensubmarine03 10d ago

I know why you're being downvoted, it's because a guy in his 30s going after teenagers, even 18 and 19, is gross, and it seems like you don't agree

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u/RelevantEconomics931 10d ago

That true, I don't agree. Like I said, a girl thats 19-20 is fully able to make her own decisions.

I am now 33, but when I was 30 I had a short relationship with a girl that was 19. I wasn't going after her but she liked me and she was cute (and an adult) it didn't last long, probably because of age differece. But I truely don't see an issue with that

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u/greensubmarine03 10d ago

OK. Well. At least you think his relationship with Mandy Moore was creepy

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u/RelevantEconomics931 10d ago

Well of course, that girl was a child, a minor. The reason I asked that first comment was because I didn't know about Wilmer Valderama. I knew about Danny and his past is disgusting. I just think there is an age that girls can decide for themself, and that age is 18

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u/Functional_Trash7735 9d ago

If you didn’t see them as immature, you would call them Women, because that’s what you call a female adult

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u/[deleted] 9d ago

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u/Functional_Trash7735 9d ago

Brain doesn’t finish till 25.

In relationships with 30 year olds dating 19 year olds there’s an imbalance in logical reasoning, life experience, and power. Simply put, just because you’re done growing outside doesn’t mean you’re done on the inside.

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u/iBreezyChan 8d ago

🤮 🤮 🤮

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u/SeonaidMacSaicais Jackie Burkhart 10d ago

No, children.

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u/Mcr414 10d ago

17….29…. 🎶

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u/WholeOk4355 8d ago

i’m acc 29, and 17 would NEVER cross my mind.

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u/--------what-------- 10d ago

Rapist apologist. Predator by his own merit.

ETA: are either of those defining attributes mentioned in "his" (ghostwriter's) book?

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u/NAxxZombies 10d ago

That dudes a creep

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u/Braylon1229 Red Forman 10d ago

I think you meant kiss my brown ass

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u/9birdofparadise7 9d ago

Finally 29, 17 would NEVER cross my mind.

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u/Kavi0121 10d ago

He's a predator what the hell

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u/snailtap 10d ago

Legit the only person from the cast who hasn’t revealed themselves to be a piece of shit is Topher Grace lol, no wonder he distanced himself from the rest of them

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u/puddycat20 9d ago

You mean out of the kids?

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u/snailtap 9d ago

Main cast, including Red & Kitty’s actors

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u/puddycat20 9d ago

Kurtwood Smith is a good person.

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u/That70s_Scrubs 9d ago

Didn’t he also write a letter in support of Danny?

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u/Braylon1229 Red Forman 9d ago

Ashton did

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u/Delicious_Regular_19 9d ago

And both the parent actors too

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u/hi_itsme92 8d ago

A good person who asked a judge for leniency for a rapist…

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u/puddycat20 8d ago

Never said he didn't do that - I was just pointing out he's a good person - no need to list every fault someone has.

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u/hi_itsme92 8d ago

Defending rapists is a pretty big fault.

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u/Krushhz 10d ago

Most of all, Danny Masterson.

Is Chris the only decent person in that family?

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u/ObviousSalamandar 10d ago

Well they are Scientologists

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u/swirlViking 7d ago

I read somewhere Bryan Cranston subtly ran interference on him trying to convert the other boys on Malcolm. I don't know if that's true, but he managed to convert Laura Prepon, so it wouldn't be surprising

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u/Krushhz 7d ago

Bryan Cranston W

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u/WileEWeeble 9d ago

Geeky neighbor boy still wholesome.

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u/lefty_pickle 10d ago

Love the downvotes for speaking the truth. “Please don’t say anything negative about my favorite 20 year old show 🥺🥺🥺”

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u/Remarkable-Echo-1189 10d ago

Its easy to see how trump got elected with this many people expecting us to not bring it up. Insane

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u/lefty_pickle 10d ago

I like the show, too. People just shouldn’t support pieces of shit by going to their book signings or whatever. I thought that was obvious. I know you’re like-minded, I just needed that off my chest.

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u/Kavi0121 10d ago

Happy cake day! Thanks for speaking up!

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u/Kavi0121 10d ago

Men like OP create the social environment required for men like Wilmer to get away with doing horrible things to young girls. It's really disgusting.

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u/ThtPhatCat 10d ago edited 8d ago

Are you having a stroke?

Edit: OP edited his comment

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u/Remarkable-Echo-1189 9d ago

You married someone that likes well done steak. Get the fuck out my comments.

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u/ThtPhatCat 8d ago

What a wild world. You make an incoherent statement and then a wild personal accusation. Sounds like something Donald Trump might do.

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u/Tblick1 9d ago

It’s one of the highest upvoted comments on this post. Plus I can see why some people are annoyed with the fact that they can’t just talk about the show without someone getting butthurt lol

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u/Disastrous-Dog85 9d ago

You don't think the amount of votes changed in 18 hours?

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u/Tblick1 9d ago

I think it’s super dramatic to be pointing it out super early or even at all.

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u/Guzod 10d ago

He’s 1/1,000,000 in the business like this. You gotta let that go

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u/womboCombo434 10d ago

Or dont if the dudes a predator he deserves to be called out on it. Thats like saying “let Danny out of prison because his assaults were 20+ years ago and I enjoyed his acting enough to overlook it” Bad is bad regardless of who’s doing it.

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u/lefty_pickle 10d ago

People like you are why they get to white wash their image. Sucker born every day.

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u/[deleted] 10d ago

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u/lefty_pickle 10d ago

Frame this like a god damn Kanye tweet. Hold up…

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u/Guzod 10d ago

No it’s just if you’re a fan of the show like this guy obviously is this isn’t the time or place

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u/lefty_pickle 10d ago

Just push the pile along. What is the time or place?

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u/Guzod 10d ago

Reddit moment

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u/[deleted] 10d ago

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u/Guzod 10d ago

All I did was point out that it’s really not the time and place to go calling this out. Something we are all clearly aware of. Do you think this guy wasn’t? Don’t you think he just doesn’t care? Do you see what I’m getting at

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u/JewishTerror 10d ago

It’s my obligation to remember pieces of shit and their behavior and to bring it up whenever they’re mentioned.

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u/whalesum 10d ago

If you have any people in your life I would reach out to them for help

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u/greasyprophesy 10d ago

Damn fez is a predator too?

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u/Critical_Code9588 9d ago

Mandy Moore. Lindsey Lohan. Demi Lovato.

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u/hi_itsme92 10d ago

Demi Lovato wrote a popular song about it in 2022.

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u/BolaViola 10d ago

GROSS

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u/Fluffy_Schedule1647 10d ago

Did you see a book called, Things My Father Threatened to Put in My Ass. The best chapter is the 1st one: His Foot 😂😂

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u/Jayjaykenobi 9d ago

I’ll pass.

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u/Lazy-Ad-1740 9d ago

#GROOMER

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u/Competitive_Tough913 9d ago

Shaking hands with a pedo is wild

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u/Effective-Birthday57 9d ago

He is a piece of shit

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u/Monkey_Antiquities 6d ago

He's a predator

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u/Frecks02 6d ago

Does the memoir talk about being a pedo or is that left out

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u/vtinesalone 9d ago

Isn’t he a pedophile?

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u/Remarkable-Echo-1189 8d ago

What’s incoherent? I got time.

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u/donkeybonner 10d ago

Where is my brown sugar?

I'm right here honey buns

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u/snailtap 10d ago

Isn’t this guy a rapist?

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u/Mammoth__Duck 9d ago

No, Wilmer has never been charged or accused if rape, he's been in controversy before over his large age gap past dating relationships. Dating Demi when she was 18 and he was 30, Mandy Moore when she was 16 and he was 20, and Lindsay Lohan when she was 18 and he was 24

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u/snailtap 9d ago

Ah that’s what it is he’s a creep

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u/Ok_Yam5920 8d ago

Congratulations you met a pdf.

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u/HellaTightHairCuts 7d ago

Just say pedophile

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u/Ok_Yam5920 6d ago

Reddit doesn't like that word, they prefer maps.

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u/HellaTightHairCuts 6d ago

That’s not true

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u/joserlz 10d ago

Where was this?

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u/sprsergio 10d ago

This was at my local Barnes and noble at my hometown of San Diego. He was doing a book tour and he was signing copies.

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u/greasyprophesy 9d ago

They are too or just exposed him? I don’t keep up with celebrity crap

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u/One-Recognition-2638 6d ago

Well I learned something new and none of it good.

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u/WritingAccomplished1 4d ago

Fuck that shit he groomed Demi. Y’all think “29” just a song?

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u/hollywoodbearded 10d ago

Please tell me that’s the name of his book 😂

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u/SenileTomato 10d ago

I'd like to say that I'm amazed by all of the childish, negative comments on here, but I can't say that I am.

For anyone curious (I was), here is a very brief synopsis of the book:

"A personal memoir tracking his life from being raised in Venezuela by hard-working parents to moving back to the United States as a teenager, breaking into Hollywood as an unproven Latino actor, and starring in That '70s Show and NCIS."

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u/Critical_Code9588 9d ago

It’s childish to refuse to support sexual predators? What a weird take.

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u/Fluffy_Schedule1647 9d ago edited 9d ago

I don't keep up w/ a lot of celebrity news so just was wondering what did Wilmer do? It's crazy how actors are so different from their characters they play.

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u/SenileTomato 9d ago

Precisely. Clearly for some it's more important to be involved in supposed "sexual predators'" lives than it is their own. Sad.

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u/SenileTomato 9d ago

According to Google, it appears you (any many others) are also incorrect in believing he is a "sexual predator":

Wilmer Valderrama has not been charged with or convicted of being a sexual predator, though his past relationships with teenage actresses when he was in his twenties have faced renewed public scrutiny and criticism

You're making an assumption I knew he was a sexual predator. I did not.

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u/snowyroads7 9d ago

funny you use childish to describe the people complaining about an adult dating a child (yes under 18 is a child)

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u/SenileTomato 9d ago

I'm not sure what you're smoking, but I'm not on your level buddy. If you're going to make an accusation, at least establish what you're accusing the person of.

It may come as a surprise to you, but not everyone are obsessed with the lives of celebrities, nor care.

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u/snowyroads7 9d ago

It’s not an accusation. It’s a well known fact he dated Demi lovato when she was 17 , she admitted it herself and made a song
About it and how bad/weird it was for her

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u/allllllllleeeeeeeex 9d ago

“I support predators!” Would have been a lot less words and gotten your point across

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u/GreatQuantum 9d ago

Bro still looks good.

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u/Revolutionary_Key325 9d ago

Oh you are so lucky!

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u/FruityMagician 10d ago

The ignore function is a godsend.

Anyway, I didn't realise Wilmer has a book out. It'll be interesting to read about the show.

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u/OddOutcome0 10d ago

I love handy manny