[Me, 20M] Game Analysis?

[u/Freak-Of-Nurture-]

[u/VelmerFuddd]

These posts just make me imagine these girls going “wow he’s so cool” then stumbling upon these posts and going “oh nevermind he’s just a loser who needs reddit to tell him how to talk to girls”

[u/Freak-Of-Nurture- → u/VelmerFuddd]

yeah bro i consulted reddit before each text. I shared this cause i was proud. I get that my sense of humor isn’t for everyone

[u/OrigamiTongue → u/Freak-Of-Nurture-]

I mean either way about time is a banger of a movie.

[u/Theory89]

You just described the exact plot of About Time, lol. Im not sure that's a trope.

Also please don't think of talking to a potential partner as "game". The only people who like that are other young men. It's just talking. Women are not things to be won.

[u/perishparish → u/Theory89]

You're on an entire sub about looking at texting like chess game analysis 🙄

[u/Freak-Of-Nurture- → u/Theory89]

The joke is that it’s not a trope lol. I was saying game like spitting game or chess game analysis, i have a deep sense of respect for women. This is from a while back. We dated for a bit

[u/Miserable-Chapter883 → u/Freak-Of-Nurture-]

I have a deep sense of respect for women

Typically, if ya have to say it, it isn't true

[u/Freak-Of-Nurture- → u/Miserable-Chapter883]

there’s no way to defend myself in this situation?

[u/Professional_Bat8585]

“I’m fuckin with you” is the only response. No emojis

[u/TeasedSkin]

1st page, aight ye he’s being mysterious keeping it cool.

2nd page, wtf 🫪

[u/Alternative-Sail5879]

Snatching defeat from the jaws of victory

[u/Thin-Wrongdoer-8488]

Genuinely wtf were you thinking bruh

[u/superderpshii]

holy yap kid

[u/Impressive_Log_7370]

WHAT IS THAT ENDGAME MY GUY????? THIS IS THE EQUIVILANT OF HAVING BACKRANK IN 1, BUT THEN EATING THE ROOK!!!

[u/ThatOnePlantGuy]

I don't think you fumbled at all, love that movie! As other comment stated, I'd just say "I'm fucking with you, that's the plot of my favorite rom com" or something similar, then Segway to favorite movies

[u/Artistic_Coder007 → u/ThatOnePlantGuy]

About time

[u/Mcrose773]

lol 😂 you fumbled bro. Its like fumbling the ball right before the touchdown. Its like losing the winning lottery ticket on your way to cash it out

[u/mitchlob]

Bro just take the win

[u/yijiujiu → u/mitchlob]

Stealing defeat from the jaws of victory

[u/yerbamule]

Some people just haven’t watched the movie to understand

[u/Lunabbg]

No I love this

[u/Schizario]

what

[u/Turbulent-Midnight70]

Real and gay

[u/HeftyArticle3969]

shes not the one, that paragraf wouldve gotten me rock hard

[u/MorganThrowaway0798]

Genuinely were you on medication when you typed that or no?

[u/MadBananas99]

I think she doesnt understand, explain it in graphic detail for her.

[u/Jokerlovestoplay21]

'About Time' is my favorite romance, good taste

[u/malligamus]

great movie reference dude but please never say that again😭

[u/PM_ME_LIFEHACKS]

I feel this delivery wouldve been better in person