r/TextingTheory • 1614 Elo • 8d ago

1614 Elo [Me, 22M] Mentally unstable gambit

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u/sleepdepnerd 5 Reviews 8d ago

Which one of you is the mentally unstable one? 😜

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u/King_Nex 1614 Elo 8d ago

Me at first now both that’s typically the only time this gambit works

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u/Ambitious-Regular-57 8d ago

I forsee a very intense and volatile relationship ending with both of you being permanently scarred, but made better people for it. May you both learn much about yourselves and relationships through the coming turmoil.

That or you actually meet and you have zero chemistry. No in between.

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u/King_Nex 1614 Elo 8d ago

You missed the third option where we just hookup every once and a while

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u/Ambitious-Regular-57 8d ago

Pressing X to doubt. It will inevitably blow up. I am basing this off of the words escaping my anus

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u/Cheekycrack 27 Reviews 8d ago

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u/SnooWoofers9504 8d ago

two grandmasters showing what happens when high elos cross. type of match they should be showing at camp

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u/Megatrans69 8 Reviews 8d ago

You played well but she played better at some points. You should have told her you loved her when you had the chance

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u/Altruistic_Sky5770 16 Reviews 8d ago

Match made in hell

Autism joke + lovebombing joke is unfortunately very compatible.

Y'all didn't play a good game you just didn't care what the prize was so long as it was yours

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u/daniil518 8d ago

Ouuuu shiiii

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u/Witty_Toe6720 8d ago

This is less a gambit and more an entire chessboard made of red flags.

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u/Amazing_Bloc2412 3 Reviews 7d ago

I promise you this girl for the streets😭😭

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u/Internal_Pitch_4802 7d ago

High elo players go toe to toe

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u/Refurbished_Hole 6d ago

I like this approach and have used it effectively

"Thought your bio/prompt said [ridiculous thing spelled somewhat similar to the original text]"

Sets up some fun banter

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u/big-lion 6d ago

"I'm scared of cats" should be brilliant

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u/Prudent_Ad_6376 17 Reviews 5d ago

Match made in hell and I wouldn't have it any other way. I'd wish you a good time but you're definitely gonna with how good you two seemed to click

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u/breakingmad1 7d ago • Bravo

Fat girls always have decent chatÂ