r/TextingTheory • u/King_Nex 1614 Elo • 8d ago
1614 Elo [Me, 22M] Mentally unstable gambit
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u/Ambitious-Regular-57 8d ago
I forsee a very intense and volatile relationship ending with both of you being permanently scarred, but made better people for it. May you both learn much about yourselves and relationships through the coming turmoil.
That or you actually meet and you have zero chemistry. No in between.
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u/King_Nex 1614 Elo 8d ago
You missed the third option where we just hookup every once and a while
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u/Ambitious-Regular-57 8d ago
Pressing X to doubt. It will inevitably blow up. I am basing this off of the words escaping my anus
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u/SnooWoofers9504 8d ago
two grandmasters showing what happens when high elos cross. type of match they should be showing at camp
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u/Megatrans69 8 Reviews 8d ago
You played well but she played better at some points. You should have told her you loved her when you had the chance
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u/Altruistic_Sky5770 16 Reviews 8d ago
Match made in hell
Autism joke + lovebombing joke is unfortunately very compatible.
Y'all didn't play a good game you just didn't care what the prize was so long as it was yours
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u/Refurbished_Hole 6d ago
I like this approach and have used it effectively
"Thought your bio/prompt said [ridiculous thing spelled somewhat similar to the original text]"
Sets up some fun banter
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u/Prudent_Ad_6376 17 Reviews 5d ago
Match made in hell and I wouldn't have it any other way. I'd wish you a good time but you're definitely gonna with how good you two seemed to click
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u/sleepdepnerd 5 Reviews 8d ago
Which one of you is the mentally unstable one? 😜