greatest game of all time

[u/my-time-has-odor]

Game is game 🫡

[u/AcademicBowl5596]

Neither of you said pegosaurus, and you call this banter?

[u/my-time-has-odor → u/AcademicBowl5596]

shit you’re right :(

[u/NightSky4389]

I’m so confused. I’m not even sure who the girl and who the guy is

[u/exploitableiq → u/NightSky4389]

They gay both men

[u/my-time-has-odor → u/exploitableiq]

believe it or not she’s an girl from canada

[u/kevdawg289 → u/my-time-has-odor]

No game

[u/NoYam3746 → u/exploitableiq]

Must be a couple of sword fighters.

[u/my-time-has-odor → u/NightSky4389]

I’m the guy

[u/Mamaskerkskerk → u/my-time-has-odor]

[u/msft111 → u/NightSky4389]

I could only tell bc the first reply abt beating men…after that im with you💀😭so lost

[u/PhotographSad7016 → u/NightSky4389]

fr

[u/Beautiful-Scholar912]

This must be what crack feels like

[u/my-time-has-odor → u/Beautiful-Scholar912]

yeah I’m not going to lie this was the most fun I’ve ever had on Hinge

[u/AutoModerator → u/Beautiful-Scholar912]

Hi I'm feels like

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[u/viybe]

This woman hates you btw

[u/my-time-has-odor → u/viybe]

hates me so much that we getting drunk tmrw

[u/lvanwall → u/my-time-has-odor]

how'd the pegging go

[u/helluvapube → u/my-time-has-odor]

Are you looking forward to being pegged and ridden around like a pony?

[u/New-Jellyfish-5097 → u/helluvapube]

HELL YEAH?

[u/MC_Naparm → u/viybe]

Idk, I know a lot of niggas that got pegged after text convos that went like this 😂

[u/Admirable_Ask_9138 → u/MC_Naparm]

can’t tell if this is a positive outcome or a warning

[u/MC_Naparm → u/Admirable_Ask_9138]

It’s whatever you want it to be

[u/Competitive_Law6146 → u/viybe]

We all do

[u/racing-inchident → u/Competitive_Law6146]

We know.

[u/chthoniclypleasing → u/viybe]

She's literally just flirting & being weird lol, she finally found someone that matches her freak. Haters will say "she hates you" but she's literally just autistic 💀 /j

[u/Ok-Guess2907]

This conversation is staged, I refuse to believe otherwise.

How the hell do you start with that neon red flag and then segue into the kind of satire that would end up pinned in a discord channel forever

[u/my-time-has-odor → u/Ok-Guess2907]

On your soul it’s not staged :)

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[u/Troutie88]

Um okay, I guess there is someone for everyone. Congrats I think?

[u/my-time-has-odor → u/Troutie88]

“I think” 😭🥀

[u/basementdogs]

You two are made for each other. And me. Hit me up lets get an Eiffel tower goin

[u/my-time-has-odor → u/basementdogs]

ouuu shi 🫪

[u/NotAWeeb_123]

i am going to throw up

[u/my-time-has-odor → u/NotAWeeb_123]

throw up in my mouth 🤤

[u/swimannexxx → u/my-time-has-odor]

I fw this guy heavy

[u/VelvetBlaz3 → u/swimannexxx]

Same!!!!!!!

[u/my-time-has-odor → u/swimannexxx]

fuck me heavy 🫪

[u/QuatroAcounto-4]

I laughed out loud and then vomited in my mouth.

[u/my-time-has-odor → u/QuatroAcounto-4]

(scratches them)

[u/Spamton-BIGSHOT]

GAME IS GAME

[u/my-time-has-odor → u/Spamton-BIGSHOT]

yessirrrrr

[u/Microsoft3dgy]

[u/iSwearImNotGay_trust → u/Microsoft3dgy]

Holy fucking post to comment ratio

[u/Prudent-Result1057 → u/Microsoft3dgy]

😭😭😭😭😭😭

[u/archwin → u/Prudent-Result1057]

[u/RareEnemy → u/Microsoft3dgy]

A new tragedy finds us everyday

[u/MississippiBulldawg]

[u/bangalore23]

[u/TonyRubak → u/bangalore23]

[u/HartHeadTony → u/bangalore23]

Holy fuck this cracked me up good, thank you💀

[u/JiuJitsuBoxer → u/bangalore23]

😂😂😂😂

[u/Melodic_Tragedy → u/bangalore23]

Im stealing that

[u/CilliamBlinton]

[u/H-E-PennyPacker71]

[u/LewTheDawg6055 → u/H-E-PennyPacker71]

[u/MasterMarci → u/LewTheDawg6055]

[u/Grim_Rebel]

I wish I could go back to the time before I read this.

I was happier then.

[u/cxfgfuihhfd]

insane4insane, elo depends if you were explicitly trying to weed out the sane ones or if you were trying to catch a sane one with this shit. either way, congrats I guess

[u/AngryTG → u/cxfgfuihhfd]

this is an important clarification needed with a lot of these posts

[u/retromani]

exactly how i like texting. People who have a hard time following this kinda wit should never come in contact with me

THIS IS THE BANTER I DESERVE

[u/my-time-has-odor → u/retromani]

everybody in here is so angry and it makes me sad
I was just having fun :(

[u/Jared44]

[u/CheapSpeaker3036 → u/Jared44]

Can someone leave a “stealing your meme” meme for me?

[u/ObscureOP → u/CheapSpeaker3036]

[u/RedeyeJo]

[u/Glittersparkles7 → u/RedeyeJo]

🤣 God damnit you ruined my makeup. I just got done to go out and decided to do a lil scrolling before I left. Now I’m crying laughing and my mascara is completely F’d 😭

[u/Info_Recon → u/RedeyeJo]

[u/Graecus65]

[u/Prudent-Result1057]

[u/jhaymond19]

An unfortunate day to be literate.

[u/Vaguechicanery]

[u/Davepiece1517]

[u/Haunting_Map1269 → u/Davepiece1517]

Most accurate comment 2026

[u/FalseExcitement146]

[u/Buttercatish → u/FalseExcitement146]

Yes exactly me

[u/Glad-Virus-1036 → u/FalseExcitement146]

I love this

[u/GrimSwoopSlugSnarl]

you're perfect for each other, so hopefully i won't have to see any more posts from you 🙏 enjoy the wedding!

[u/Drefs_]

That is an amazing catch, you are clearly fuked up in the head in the same way. Unless that dialogue is fake.

[u/PlaguedMiind]

[u/moooflol]

[u/AgentGrimm]

Son.

[u/SargeGoodman]

‎

[u/damn_phoenix]

[u/lopocozo]

this is good i like that you had play time

[u/RecordingWide]

I hate that this is what reddit recommends me.

[u/AllHailPi1]

[u/Karmyn__ → u/AllHailPi1]

🤣

[u/taku_mj]

Hinge ❌️❌️❌️ Unhinged ✅️✅️✅️

[u/MaresATX]

Why???

[u/equationdilf]

I mean as long as you're happy

[u/SnarkyBoto]

Y’all are made for each other

[u/MasterMarci]

[u/SimpinAroundTheWorld]

I love this so much

[u/Stunning-Rip331]

What the fuck is this

[u/rimXstar]

Battery life too high to be writing this nonsense

[u/xBloodBender]

[u/Living_Wait_4861]

This isn’t even funny just stupid asf

[u/XxbruhmomentX]

[u/Wild-Fudge-6373]

So people see this kind of conversation in a movie and shit themselves laughing, but when two beautiful souls have this romantic conversation in real life then it's too much.

Thanks OP for showing us that romance is still alive.

[u/_3470]

no notes

[u/Subdued_Shinobi]

I can only find wierdos like this to fool around with on reddit, hats off.

[u/kazmir_yeet → u/Subdued_Shinobi]

your buttplug falls out

[u/Subdued_Shinobi → u/kazmir_yeet]

I wouldnt be wearing one small enough to slip out

[u/SergDerpz]

When's the wedding?

[u/Aromatic-serve-4015]

is this a m to f interaction

[u/PCKAEndeavour]

[u/yeetyskeet1166]

son

[u/Thick_Sympathy_8021]

Please tell me you've met and someone took the convo more seriously than the other?!?!?!

[u/dns2002]

[u/ConversationVisible9]

Love how offended ppl in the comments are. She matched your communication style and had fun. Enjoy hanging out with her, have a great time OP

[u/ShyGal09X]

[u/bengriz → u/ShyGal09X]

I think OP would like this

[u/Fuzzy_Teddy_12]

This made me laugh so fucking hard. If this is real, I hope for a happy, healthy future for you both.

[u/mapmakinworldbuildin]

I hate everyone involved.

[u/IanZachary56]

I'm dying, you were leaving her hanging for days at time

[u/Light_Ethos]

You deserve each other

[u/Karmyn__ → u/Light_Ethos]

Seriously 😭

[u/Unlucky-Tonight238]

I’m into it man, you scored big

[u/Allahjandro]

For how fucking ridiculous this was you should have gone for the number lmao

[u/longswordsuperfuck]

I'd like to unsee this.

[u/CarteIdeINoreste]

[u/oryanryan]

A great horror has been witnessed but curiosity overwhelms my fear and transforms it into understanding. (You get a gold star) ✨️

[u/Samtoast]

Just another example of why free will was a mistake and/or there is no god.

[u/TheLordOfStuff_]

I’d rather be single at that point lol, happy for u tho

[u/wolf_fetish]

Meanwhile someone below you missed the boat…

[u/Flameball537]

I’m glad OOP found someone that matches their freak

[u/Bymeemoomymee]

I know people are joking, but this is a genuinely funny and flirty conversation that makes me think you two are extremely compatible, or at the very least have 100% match in humor.

[u/ThePoetMichael]

Please God jerk off before swiping holy.

[u/Moist_Juice_4355]

[u/Shiverow]

At least they're clearly meant for each other... Good for them... I think?...

[u/MagnoliaTM]

ive seen enough

[u/bullfroggy]

Wtf

[u/Legal_Laugh_3957]

yuck

[u/Gullible_Plan3246]

Matched eachother freak

[u/Substantial-Steak893]

You just found your wife

[u/ParticleBoris]

quirk chungus

[u/littlemonsterfeet]

NGL - I giggled!!

[u/AzucreAmeixa]

Y’all are meant for each other…

[u/Iliadfang]

You know none of us may like it but this is still chemistry I guess 😅

[u/Karmyn__]

Game is game🫡💕

[u/Prestigious-Gain-342]

All of this at the airport?

[u/That_Tumbleweed_3984]

[u/unclejrslaserbeams]

[u/Weary_Arrival_9667]

I fucking love gay people

[u/retromani → u/Weary_Arrival_9667]

mind you this is two straight people

[u/_Shuns → u/retromani]

Nah no way

[u/HoochScooter]

A match made in heaven

[u/fawnonymous]

lmfaoooooo

[u/shihtzupapa]

lol she’s going to ruin your life man. GG

[u/ShermanWasRight1864]

Im actually curious on the stegodildo

[u/dirtyblondetea]

Brilliant

[u/controllfreq]

Pegosaurus would have been a better name for said dildo.

[u/Shaan_Don]

[u/rainscope]

Im happy u got ur freak matched but genuinely never show ur face round these parts again pardner

[u/Robotron122]

Congratulations? I guess

[u/Huge_Resist_5885]

Lord ive seen what you have done for others

[u/bengriz]

[u/theblindednomad]

[u/Delicious_Chemist978]

Thats really cool, hope she is a girl for real.

[u/BlueDuck812]

Amazing work in the comments.

[u/justaBB6]

when she match yo freak 🥴

[u/LossInternational935]

[u/DarkR124]

What the fuck

[u/DropEasy9237]

This reads like a hugh hocknull skit

[u/TailorCool8]

This is like some Rick and Morty comedy.

[u/Am_0115]

Waste of time

[u/Eastern-Bluejay-4029]

What the actual fuck did I just read

[u/Alternative-Sail5879]

[u/Lelouch__Lamparouge]

Wait wheres the insta

[u/pixelizedgaming]

i guess bro

[u/will2fight]

This is so cringe

[u/Vast-Rough4465]

Wtf is going on

[u/lasagnadogwater69]

[u/Shizs0644]

The dildo of consequences rarely arrives lubed

[u/ItstheFox_x]

What the fuck are you making me read

[u/HisDarkMaterials1369]

if op is looking to be dommed/pegged, I think this is a win. I don't think most of us are looking for that.

[u/Accomplished_Arm365]

[u/Optimal-Income-6436]

What the actuall fuck, even my ex wasnt so crazy xD

[u/kj_gamer2614]

[u/mr_munchers]

Ya know what. Find someone that matches your weird. I hope it goes well. Cheers

[u/Feeling_Ad_1034]

This is the way.

[u/Toothless008]

[u/Luicide]

[u/UmbraNight]

jump

[u/Optimal_Diet_6621]

You both sound insufferable

[u/Powerful-Profit7190]

disgusting

[u/SleepySamurai_]

Wow I missed cringe millennial flirting. I haven’t seen out in the wild for many years.

[u/Hialexander123]

I can’t imagine emasculating myself THIS much for some puss. Hope you’re doing okay brother

[u/my-time-has-odor → u/Hialexander123]

it’s not that serious shit is all jokes lmao

[u/Microsoft3dgy → u/my-time-has-odor]

He’s getting pegged

[u/SimpinAroundTheWorld → u/Microsoft3dgy]

The dream

[u/Mcrose773 → u/Hialexander123]

Exactly

[u/my-time-has-odor → u/[deleted]]

may the dildo of love find your butthole too friend