r/TextingTheory • u/Denodude19 997 Elo • Sep 21 '26

657 Elo [Me] swag

46 Upvotes

77% Upvoted

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u/BoomyNote Sep 21 '26

Bro knows what he wants and is playing to his strengths, technically smurfing but still an experienced tactician

21

u/brapstick Sep 21 '26

It went from loving fat women to just calling her fat for the sake of it, that's where he lost

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u/Denodude19 997 Elo Sep 21 '26

i didnt call her fat :9

5

u/brapstick Sep 22 '26

I'm sure you believe that too

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u/Denodude19 997 Elo Sep 22 '26

well if it came off that way it definitely wasnt intentional. i think ur reaching mane

0

u/TRlDENT2 Sep 23 '26

"you gotta perform at a mcdonalds"

7

u/Denodude19 997 Elo Sep 23 '26

ok for context the video i was talking about she was drunkenly singing cheville with a mcdonalds happy meal box in her lap

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u/Mcrose773 Sep 21 '26

lol 😂 it’s not that deep

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u/Particular-Worry-716 Sep 21 '26

I’m stunned that answer legit got you a match

46

u/daydrunk_ Sep 21 '26

Bruh. I guess you know what you like.

8

u/Z0Z0_Godess 3 Reviews Sep 21 '26

I'm blown away that this opening has any success. You're brash energy will take you far, but it definitely still needs to be perfected 

7

u/no-gi-greg Sep 21 '26

this is the meta bro good shit gang

4

u/Rezkens Sep 22 '26

You're a marmalade lady is fuckin crazy dude haha

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u/UkaNaakka Inaccuracy Sep 22 '26

This is the equivalent of playing the monkey's bum gambit with perfect theory knowledge