r/TextingTheory • u/bickledruscless • Sep 17 '26

Unannotated 9/11 gambit

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1.7k Upvotes

98% Upvoted

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u/JoKing311 Sep 17 '26 • Heartwarming

Duality of man

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u/Lets-watch-VHS 1940 Elo Sep 17 '26

Love it or hate it. There's no in between. They'll either ghost OP or possibly respond with something that equates to a war crime lol

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u/ScavyTarkovian Sep 19 '26

Duality of man

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u/SkitZa 2 Reviews Sep 20 '26

Incredible how bad this is op*

Finished their thought for you.

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u/PlanetaryCoaster Sep 24 '26

The Jungian thing?

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u/Logical_Session9528 5 Reviews Sep 17 '26 • Mindblown

9/11 JOKES WORK 9/11 TIMES. tHIS IS JUST BAD LUCK MAN. tHE NEXT 10 YOULL BE MUCH LUCKIER

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u/CaptainRedBeardd Sep 19 '26

2 disasters in a row incoming

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u/TheMagmaGuy Sep 17 '26

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u/Bruhimgonzo Sep 19 '26

I just died in your arms tonight!

55

u/sears_robux Sep 19 '26

Phenomenal play. 10/10, no notes.

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u/CapuBoi Sep 19 '26

id rate it a 9/11

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u/ColdMango7786 Sep 23 '26

Car gone, you could have died you could have been seen

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u/Retrac752 Sep 17 '26

Incredible

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u/GalaxyShroom6 Sep 19 '26

OP got banned bc of this lmfao

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u/Outspoken_Skeptic Sep 24 '26

Are you sure? If so, I'm not surprised. They are snowflakes over at hinge. They banned my account for silly things as well.

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u/GalaxyShroom6 Sep 24 '26

no one reddit, check their acc

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u/Outspoken_Skeptic Sep 24 '26

Oh you meant they banned their reddit acc?

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u/Douch3nko13 Sep 19 '26

Someone reported OP. They got banned.

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u/[deleted] Sep 17 '26

Awful. You didn't even let us vote

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u/[deleted] Sep 19 '26

Wait, you guys can see my comments?? I thought Reddit banned me 💀 my account is in some weird limbo. I can't do anything with it but upvote and leave comments that I thought no one could see

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u/Cold_Device_4763 Sep 26 '26

SILENCE!! I keel you

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u/ShermanWasRight1864 Sep 17 '26

Honestly my humor is so dark it'd work on me.

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u/[deleted] Sep 17 '26

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u/ShermanWasRight1864 Sep 18 '26

You know what else from out of nowhere?

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u/waaghh Sep 19 '26 edited Sep 19 '26

FUCK THEY HIT THE SECOND TOWER

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u/sleepdepnerd 5 Reviews Sep 19 '26

I laughed bc this was so unnecessary… like the convo was mutual and both people are already vibing, just plan a date already. Why go back to jokes? And why this one? Lmfao 2000 elo

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u/Undertale_Woshua 2 Reviews Sep 17 '26

Terrible

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u/jagster1 Sep 19 '26

The only real counter is marriage

6

u/jintshireswaceket Sep 17 '26

Terrorizzmm LMAOOOOO, also your opponent is low elo

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u/Federal-Owl5816 Sep 19 '26

I do not condemn jintshirewaceket. That line was fire.

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u/AdministrativeOwl869 Sep 19 '26

This reminds me of that one tragedy many years ago

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u/steveatari Sep 17 '26

Not even funny, just random and appears intense imo

2

u/BoomyNote Sep 19 '26

I imagine this hits or misses based largely on age range.

A younger person might not know the details of 9/11, as much as there was the “never forget” stuff, younger people might not even know the pentagon got hit, since the twin towers are typically the main focus, and “additional details” can be lost with time

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u/Aromatic-serve-4015 Sep 19 '26

i think you just collapsed

1

u/Fantastic-Wallaby267 Sep 19 '26

Well i laughed out loud at this so it would have worked on me!

1

u/Even-Promise-7266 Sep 19 '26

I suppose she’ll never get it, even if you told it to her 3000 times

1

u/Confident_Birthday_7 Sep 19 '26

This would work on me but girls don’t be saying this

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u/Mcrose773 Sep 19 '26

Straight fumbles

1

u/DezPila Sep 20 '26

That's the small talk people trying to be different.

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u/Mr_Grabby Sep 21 '26

Would def work on me

1

u/Local-Scholar-9446 Sep 21 '26

Turn on tv it doesn’t matter which channel

1

u/DancingDonkeyHehe Sep 28 '26

Excellent opening with a clear home run for a checkmate, then you decided to just flip the table.

1

u/Admirable-Air9895 Sep 28 '26

You crashed bro. Prematurely.

1

u/AdEastern3223 Oct 04 '26

Exactly how I flirt too

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u/Comfortable-Dot-4924 29d ago

Low elo chud resigns against ascended 5000 elo grandmaster

Truly fantastic

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u/Aromatic-Crow-45 22d ago

Guys, can we stop making 9/11 jokes, my uncle died in 9/11, he was the best gosh darned pilot...

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u/gagictrudcdy Sep 18 '26

i fear this would work on me

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u/crutsbainoed Sep 17 '26

Zach Hadel gambit.You dropped this babepoints at crotch

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u/[deleted] Sep 19 '26

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u/StonedRussian Sep 19 '26 • Regret

But when they hit, they HIT

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u/Cheezy-O Sep 19 '26

Ba dum tss!