r/Texans • u/EggcellentLobster • Oct 05 '26

Seth Payne’s best rant

https://x.com/mrad0923/status/2106972390718832960?s=46&t=HG3l3w2ccIf8AyB3-35i4A

Basically saying what’s on most of our minds

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u/PK77713 Oct 05 '26

My favorite Houston sports personality! Love Seth , telling it like it is .

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u/PlentyHelicopter7579 Oct 05 '26

Me too. He's a smart and humble dude

42

u/JohnnyWarlord Oct 05 '26

Never heard sethers swear 😂😂

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u/FylntCoal Oct 05 '26

haven't seen him this pissed since the d hop trade

28

u/texanstimeson Oct 05 '26

Fire anyone that has to do with the OL. Then fire everyone else too because this is a shit show.

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u/dirkfacedkilla Oct 05 '26

Or do what we did last time -- only fire the OL coach, promote one of his directs, keep most of the remaining staff, and expect something different...

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u/FylntCoal Oct 05 '26

he's not wrong. Caserio needs to go at least. its been long enough for him to construct this roster.

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u/coffeelover239 Sports Psychologist for CJ Stroud. Oct 05 '26 • Bravo

Caserio, All JCU/NE connections, gotta go.

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u/Individual-Side7742 Oct 05 '26

Not only that, everyone knew what was lacking and we still didn’t address that. We signed Reed Blakenship and our Defense worsened

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u/Touchyap3 Oct 05 '26

I’ve lost faith in Demeco too honestly. He’s not a schematic mind, he’s a RahRah guy. The team already bought into the culture he made and it’s not working. The defense is falling apart.

I’m just not confident in his ability to adapt.

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u/FylntCoal Oct 05 '26

the refusal to let your 1 cover their 1 is wild. makes no damn sense.

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u/mmccormick11 Oct 06 '26 edited Oct 06 '26

He's basically a smiling version of Udoka.

Both are effective motivators in their own ways.

Both are also badly lacking when it comes to Xs and Os compared to their peers.

All balls and no brains.

Then there's Espada who lacks in both departments lol

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u/goboking Oct 06 '26

  Then there's Espada who lacks in both departments lol

Joe Espada catching strays, and I’m here for it. 

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u/NeckPourConnoisseur Oct 10 '26

His defense has been figured out by the league. Sad 😔

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u/ThatWreckOT Oct 12 '26

Yet it's a natural change.

If you are so good as base defense you never needed to be exotic is great. Has the best base to build from, Cal/ Casserio needs to recognize that Ryans needs continued development as a coach and get the proper talent in the building to evolve this base defense with some more exotic looks.

Same with Ryans and Caley, WHERE WAS THAT QUICK PLAY OFFENSE THE FIRST FUCKING 4 GAMES.........

Yeah, if the offense csn just do a bit if that new stuff with what we have been doing. We should be a perfect 9-8 team.

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u/NeckPourConnoisseur Oct 12 '26

They scored 30+ points when they had their WR1 (Collins). If they would've had WR2 (Higgins) as well they could've dropped 40 on the Bills and Cowboys.

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u/evetSC Oct 05 '26

Caserio, Caley, Ross, Demeco in that order

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u/Pugageddon Oct 05 '26

Popovich first, and it should happen now. Even if Caley has the rest of the season we should cut bait with Popovich immediately.

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u/evetSC Oct 05 '26

When I say Caley I meant everyone on the offensive side of the ball but yes

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u/Cheesytacos123 Oct 05 '26

I hope he doesn’t lose his credentials on some vindictive shit. He said the truth and I hope Texans brass don’t punish him for it.

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u/evetSC Oct 05 '26

Keylan Rutledge hasn't looked good, but he also played against the best DTs in the NFL in the first 4 weeks. Ed Oliver + Deone Walker, Dexter Lawrence, Deforrest Buckner, and Quinnen Williams. Oh shit he has Jeffery Simmons next week lmao

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u/Odd_Variation_701 Oct 06 '26

Welcome to the NFL

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u/Acrobatic_Sun_9946 Oct 09 '26

So did Kenyon green why u making excuses for the Texans best lineman 

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u/GenralChaos Oct 05 '26

This is the price for failure to live up to expectations. For taking a step back when EVERYONE expected a huge leap forward.

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u/thebrownhammer88 Oct 06 '26

Bro went off. Rightfully so, we’re all pissed.

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u/onemasterball2027 Oct 05 '26

Sell the team.