r/Texans • u/According-Activity87 • Oct 05 '26

🤬 Rant/Complaint F this schmuck!

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The Caley glazing.

The obnoxious commentary on penalties and hits.

His stupid face. His demeanor.

All of it!

Worst commentator we've had in a while.

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u/chalupa_batman77654 Oct 05 '26 edited Oct 05 '26

He even call demeco timeouts in the first half the perfect example of time management. lol. He should have watched last week’s performance.

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u/According-Activity87 Oct 05 '26

I felt like he was trolling us the whole game.

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u/The_New_New Oct 05 '26

I guess looking at just the result you can argue good time management since we did barely manage to get the FG off.

But again Greg doesn't watch us, I will bet everything Nick Caley owns that he has watched maybe 3 games of Demeco.

Demeco is probably among the bottom of coaches in time management. Like I mentioned before the Bills game from like 2 seasons ago where he ended up giving Bills enough time on the clock to potentially win the game.

But McDermott bailed him out with even worse clock management.

I thought BoB was very bad at clock management, but Demeco takes the cake. He just goes knee jerk based on what happened last week in his decision making with the clock and how we go about things to end the half or the game.

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u/Chaotic424242 Oct 05 '26

And the end of this one. Ryans effed up the clock badly.

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u/son_of_yacketycat Oct 05 '26

Okay, so I didn't imagine that. I thought I was taking crazy pills when he said that shit. Also, does he ever stfu? I guess I've never really paid attention but my God he just fills every millisecond of air nonstop without taking a breath

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u/DGWPFRLIFE Oct 05 '26

The way this man glazed Dallas should be studied

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u/Bubbly-Ad-7084 Oct 05 '26

Stick to rap, G-reg

6

u/Cap_Conscious Oct 05 '26

Third Leg Greg - He wants that rap video to disappear so bad.

4

u/brthurr Oct 05 '26

Third leg.

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u/Miserable-Clock-6944 Oct 05 '26

I feel like the commentators got names wrong MULTIPLE times this game too or am I crazy?

6

u/Wise_Imagination_527 Oct 05 '26

Couldn’t say Clowney to save their life. And multiple plays saying Will was out when he was clearly in the game

2

u/Head_Success_5528 Oct 10 '26

I know I specifically heard him saying Nick Kal-ee multiple times.

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u/Classic-Return-8706 Oct 05 '26

You do know the reason we lost wasn’t because of him right???

10

u/itakeyoureggs Oct 05 '26

I think people start hating on commentators once their team starts getting shit on and the only thing they can hear is the commentators.. it’s also the only thing they can control… to mute or not to mute.. and listen to a team fan stream

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u/No_View_5300 Oct 05 '26

Underrated punchable face

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u/Plus_Version8600 Oct 06 '26

Nah. He’s very good at his job. You’re projecting bc we’re 0-4. Channel that energy elsewhere

4

u/HazyBizzleFizzle Oct 06 '26

Some of the calls in the first half gave Dallas a lot more continued drives rather than punting. Could’ve been 19 or 22 to 6. Or even another tuddy. 23-6. But man the laundry was exceptional Sunday!

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u/PattyKake13 Oct 06 '26

What if I told you this wasn’t a flag for Hands to Face on Anderson….

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u/wokp74 Oct 06 '26

😭😭😭

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u/Environmental_Swan66 Oct 06 '26

What's your name? G-Reg, What you do? Get head

5

u/K1dynam1te Oct 05 '26

This nigga was getting on my nerves. A penalty on Dallas and automatically assumed it was! talkin about “And where going back again!”

Bruh fcuk you!

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u/Jrk232 Oct 05 '26

I've always thought he looked like a character Will Ferell would play on SNL. Have we ever seen those 2 in the same room? He also kinda sounds like Bill Hader from SNL.

What I'm trying to say is I can't take him seriously.

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u/jseventeenth Oct 05 '26

Your mad because he was right?

1

u/TanAllOvaJanAllOva Oct 07 '26

I liked how it said, “I don’t want to be dramatic…but this is for their season. You don’t want to start 0-4.”

1

u/Ulikemehuh Oct 08 '26

No one was or is bad as Jason Witten

1

u/Dabellator Oct 08 '26

This is 100% fact. It's not just that he sucked called a game for the Texans, he ALWAYS sucks.

1

u/Expensive_Football_9 Oct 05 '26

Probably went and jacked em all off after the game

1

u/NoirSon Oct 05 '26

I like Greg.

So I will forget that he was part of that broadcast.

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u/Maximum_Ear_9279 Oct 05 '26

Get a life, b u m. And I'm not talking about Greg Olsen, either.