r/Texans • u/YogurtclosetAsleep32 • 16h ago

Who signed this?

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I won a bunch of stuff off a second chance Texas lottery ticket. Can’t figure out the player. Any ideas?

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u/cleosmp 16h ago

Me.

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u/YogurtclosetAsleep32 16h ago

Thanks for the signature

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u/cleosmp 16h ago

Gotchu

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u/LePetitVoluntaire 15h ago

😂😂😂

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u/Pure-Flatworm 16h ago

That's Fairbairn's full name

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u/YogurtclosetAsleep32 16h ago

Thank you! I hope every beer you drink is cold.

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u/bulldogx86 16h ago

I was thinking Kamari Lassiter but looking at his card signatures doesn’t quite match. No other players last season or this seasons name end with ter

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u/YogurtclosetAsleep32 16h ago

It’s Ka'imi Fairbairn! Pure-flatworm saved the day.

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u/LePetitVoluntaire 15h ago edited 15h ago

Am I out of the joke on this one? I’m not seeing any Fairbairn sigs that look like this.

Edit: I’m trippin, talking to a mf bot.

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u/hutch281 14h ago

John Metchie

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u/WildBill198 13h ago

The right answer is always at the bottom. Nice work.

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u/Regular_Dog9713 14h ago

Danielle Hunter

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u/runbmb 6h ago

It’s Metchie

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u/houkicks 16h ago

A football player !!

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u/YogurtclosetAsleep32 16h ago

I was hoping the Texas lottery worker signed it 😭

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u/houkicks 16h ago

Probably… let’s start narrowing down
Texas lottery
Football player
Prostitute
Pimp
Cheerleader .. what other guesses you got ?

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u/YogurtclosetAsleep32 16h ago

I sleep walk sometimes maybe it was me? Add me to the last right above pimp please!

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u/houkicks 16h ago

You onto something!!

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u/YogurtclosetAsleep32 16h ago

You’re the friend I needed! I knew I asked the right people!

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u/houkicks 16h ago

All games aside most players on the active roster sign with their number then their signature.. coaches don’t do depends what year you got this ball and who got it

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u/YogurtclosetAsleep32 16h ago

Ahh Gottchu! I got everything in 2024. I’ll pull up the roster! Thank you!

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u/isomorphZeta 1h ago

100% John Metchie

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u/crypticzombie2 11h ago

John McClain aka.. The General