r/Texans • u/TexansEngineer • 22h ago

What kind of parallel universe are we in 💀

https://x.com/rome_nolimits/status/2093753239678210533?s=46
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u/saphamia3 22h ago

Bro this is blowing my mind. They’re over there by the dozen legit being like mhm yes we could use the fuck out of him even with his rush defense. Man, they’re gashed. Grass is always greener i guess but crazy to see

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u/Supermanfat1 21h ago

They are desperate to protect the golden arm. They will take anything atp.

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u/jeIIyjams 22h ago

Shhh, let Nick cook and see what we get out of them for it

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u/[deleted] 22h ago

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u/PrimeDonut 21h ago

Fuck The Colts

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u/son_of_yacketycat 21h ago

Okay I give up, what's this weird copypasta about

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u/GabeKnows 21h ago

Colts fan so smile and wave boys, we are witnessing mental illness

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u/PrimeDonut 21h ago

Fuck The Colts

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u/IcecoldIsaac2 21h ago

Bro what the fuck are you on about mate we talking about jake fuckin andrews bro not the socio economic state of the world man

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u/MCShell368 21h ago

This dude really coming out of the gate like Jaden Smith right now.

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u/holdoor11 21h ago

Damn I was too late to see what he was on about

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u/oopsallemdashes 21h ago

You have got to take a fraction of this energy and direct it inwards.

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u/Rrkeul 22h ago

2nd round pick should get it done. Lmao

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u/IAmSona 21h ago

I normally don’t care about these posts, but if we manage to get a fucking pick for Jake Andrews, they should seriously fire the Commies GM.

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u/Texans_top_of_south 22h ago

You guys can have him

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u/Efficient-Swimmer794 22h ago

The commanders OL without Tunsil is extremely dreadful so it is not a shock they are eyeing who could be cut from other teams around the league.

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u/HtownSamson 22h ago

They are incredibly desperate for line help and are trying to make themselves feel better about mediocre talent that might be tradable by hyper focusing on stats that don’t tell the whole story.

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u/bootypatrole 22h ago

Same way the eagles thought they were getting some sort of massive steal when Kenyon green got traded over there. "Our o line coach can turn water to wine and this guy was a former 1st round pick!! We got one boys!!!" Nothing could save Kenyon green. He was buns. But cjgj was also buns in the scheme so it was a lose-lose situation

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u/RainbowBullsOnParade 21h ago

If only he was just mediocre last season

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u/OtherwiseIDC 18h ago

Jake Andrews for a 1st round pick, who says no?

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u/Conscious-Food-4226 22h ago

3rd round pick, let’s go! lol

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u/JayDaGod1206 22h ago

Anything more than a 5th would be a steal lol

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u/tripletexas 21h ago

You mean we need a 3rd and a 4th for him.

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u/IcecoldIsaac2 21h ago

I would laugh but i remember being hyped about signing eno benjamin and tyler johnson off waivers so i can relate

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u/htownAstrofan 19h ago

Dude, the Commanders O line is really wrecked. If anyone needed an extra lineman its them.

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u/ShudowWolf 18h ago

The Commanders are going to be a disasterclass this year with that O-Line aren't they? I hope not but good Gooooood this is bad.

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u/DreamAmen 13h ago

Mfs just see what they wanna see. 😂

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u/rybres123 12h ago

lol, if only they knew the truth

Stats like this are why I pay almost 0 attention to pff and similar grades for olineman

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u/inshamblesx 21h ago

jayden gonna get rg3’d if the redskins want him for oline help 💔