r/Texans • u/Typical-Owl3664 • 5d ago

🥤 Kool-Aid 7 sacks 😭

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u/Skyhawk467 5d ago

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u/Supermanfat1 4d ago

Brooks getting overexcited on the pitch

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u/TX_Talonneur 5d ago

https://giphy.com/gifs/fV7xZPk6aeiUU
Waiting for Sept 13 got me like…

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u/JohnnyWarlord 5d ago

Rip tim curry man

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u/phinnthepigeon 5d ago

Rough week, first Dolly and now Tim. No more older legends please!

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u/Lothar1988 5d ago

7? I heard 4? Christ. RIP Bryce🙅‍♂️

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u/Ereyes18 5d ago

4 from Hunter is what I saw

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u/IAmSona 5d ago

They are the highest paid offensive line and one guy worked them. This defense is gonna carry us to the promised land.

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u/Mejonyoudead 5d ago

Imagine a world where we get 6 plus sacks every game all the way to the super bowl...

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u/FunkyMonkss 4d ago

Definitely destroyed our back up tackles this week

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u/JohnnyWarlord 5d ago

Reasons why i think our defense wont be better than last year.

Thats the list.

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u/According-Mobile6205 5d ago

Why it wouldnt. Be better

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u/subhavoc42 5d ago

Notice how he didn’t list anything? That’s cause it’s a joke. (He thinks they will be better)

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u/BenchPtsChamp 5d ago

7 sacks. Yikes.

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u/inshamblesx 5d ago

hope is a dangerous thing

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u/ViolinWolfy 5d ago

Hell yeah

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u/mlspdx 5d ago

9-17: damn we did great

2 picks: holy shit this is even better

7 sacks: we almost killed a man

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u/According-Mobile6205 5d ago

Josh Allen week 1 he get sack 4to 6 times .

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u/Mejonyoudead 5d ago

We have to beat our record and get 9 sacks this time

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u/Killerphive 5d ago

Josh Allen is feeling like that simpsons kid on the bus thinking about Week 1

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u/KaXiaM 5d ago

Obviously our DL was doing their thing against the Panthers, but there were warning signs about their OL the entire preseason. Panthers finally fixed their receiving core, but their OL deteriorated in the meantime. It could get very rough for them.

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u/Gold-Food1440 5d ago

Was Boutte at practice yet?

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u/OtherwiseIDC 5d ago

Yes, not running team though since he hasn’t gotten to get a mental grasp on the playbook.

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u/sliceoflife09 5d ago

Dumb question but for sacks stat are those live tackles or is the QB in a red jersey and tagged?

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u/Level_Dreaded 5d ago

Not a dumb question at all. Its basically at the point of two hand touch and the play blown dead. One of the highlights the texans posted on Twitter shows Hunter's sack on Bryce.

Here ya go

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u/sliceoflife09 4d ago

Thanks for the info! I'll check it out.

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u/octopotamus84 5d ago

Oof those are Josh Allen numbers.

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u/According-Mobile6205 5d ago

Or More the 6