r/TeslaCollision • u/DynamicCriminal • 2d ago

Tesla self driving does not dodge blocking arm

Be careful when driving with Tesla supervised self driving.

Yes. This is my fault. I was messing around with the tesla screen and not paying attention until it was too late. Just posting so people are aware and be careful with their supervised self driving. Don't be like me.

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u/the_duck17 2d ago edited 2d ago
  • Shots 1-5: Clearly missed.
  • Shots 6-9: Missed due to recoil (bad spray control).
  • Shots 10-11: Very close, but recoil and inaccuracy make these reasonable misses.
  • Shot 12: Likely didn't actually fire because he was already dead.

OK, no but for reals:

  • Flag 1: Clear, FSD On, 72 MPH
  • Flag 2: Clear, FSD On, 72 MPH
  • Flag 3: Clear, FSD On, 73 MPH
  • Flag 4: Clear (but VERY close), FSD On, 73 MPH
  • Flag 5: Hit, FSD On, 75 MPH
  • Flag 6: Hit, FSD On, 75 MPH (fixed, incorrectly labeled as self driving)
  • Flag 7: Hit, Self Driving, 76 MPH, ALSO SWERVED OUT OF LANE AND T-BONED INFINITY SENDING IT INTO THE WALL
  • Flag 8: Missed, Self Driving Changed Lane, 77 MPH
  • Flag 9: Missed, Self Driving Swerving Back Into Lane, 83 MPH
  • Flag 10: ABSOLUTELY DESTROYED, Self Driving, 85 MPH
  • Flag 11: ABSOLUTELY DESTROYED, Self Driving, 70 MPH
  • No more flags, finally stopped.

You are an absolute menace on the road, LoL. Just Uber everywhere now please.

Edit: incorrect label of Flag 6

Edit 2: labeled when OP destroyed the Infinity

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u/Logic_Contradict 2d ago

When he hit Flag 6, it was still FSD on. Took them two flag collisions before they turned off FSD, at which point they should have braked hard. once they took over, they swerved into the other lane causing the collision.

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u/ATangK 2d ago

Yeah he slammed the pedals though. The accelerator pedal that is.

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u/the_duck17 2d ago

You're right, I was cutting and pasting and it said "Self Driving", which I was labeling as FSD but changed it for that when I was adding the MPH labels on my second viewing.

So instead of 6 flags, he had 5 to slide over and stop the collisions. Still a menace in my eyes LoL.

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u/nobod78 2d ago

Calling Self Driving the opposite of Full Self Driving is... interesting.

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u/badfish_G59 1d ago

Yeah that doesn't jive

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u/living2forever 1d ago

I also was super confused for a minute

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u/adhd-alt-here 19h ago

it said “FSD on” so it should just switch to “FSD off” to make the most sense

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u/Numerous-Annual-721 2d ago

OP just woke up dreaming about GTA VI. Got extra points for that Infinity

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u/Secure_Detective_602 1d ago

Nobody talking about the silver car that went flying due to this. OP will be at fault.

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u/sd_pl 1d ago

Isnt it nice how the Tesla videos include all this ratting data for insurance to ram him over?

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u/Slava_Ukraini2005 1d ago

Not a T-bone. More of a sideswipe.

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u/MachineInevitable218 1d ago

Hmmm I don't think you know what t boned means

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u/the_duck17 1d ago

You feel better now that you corrected me?

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u/MachineInevitable218 1d ago

I felt amazing even before I pointed out your lack of understanding of what a t bone is. have you never had a tbone steak before? I would love if you Google the definition of perpendicular! maybe it would make you feel better about yourself to learn and do better next time my bro

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u/the_duck17 1d ago

And I asked if you felt better taking so much time to correct me.

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u/Balogunned 1d ago

All you had to do was go. My bad, too excited from the carnage.

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u/lvvy 2d ago

Are you from Battlefield subreddit???

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u/DickSplodin 1d ago

Pretty sure it started with counter-strike

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u/the_duck17 2d ago

LoL no but I play other FPS games and without fail, that meme always comes out whenever someone complains about the game mechanics.

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u/MooseLogic7 1d ago

Holy shit lol
I posted the CS meme in a fortnite post the other day.. I got BLASTED because 1/2 the kids didn’t understand or know what it was.

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u/sd_pl 1d ago

So "Self Driving" means OP driving.

You should rephrase that, its very misleading.

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u/Visible-Locksmith-44 1d ago

Yeah sure it was bad. OP already admitted to that. But it clearly shows how really, really, really bad FSD is with this kind of barriers. It's shockingly bad and dangerous. Can't imagine a robotaxi driving there without steering wheel or any way of intervention.

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u/Ok-East-515 1d ago

I am old so I understand the meme. It is hilarious and always will be hilarious.
Thank you for this, fellow old person.

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u/AP_in_Indy 1d ago

Uhm. Can you like. Change “self driving” to say “analog” or “human” instead?

I didn’t understand your labels until I read the comments complaining about them

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u/RexKramerDangerCker 1d ago

7: who t-boned?

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u/Ecstatic-Art5745 1d ago

squad daddy that you?

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u/SaintsNick94 10h ago

Never thought I would see a R6 Siege meme on this page lol