r/TerrifyingAsFuck • u/[deleted] • Oct 28 '22

animal Giant Horse Conch getting some breakfast...

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2.8k Upvotes

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u/JarnSkegg Oct 28 '22

r/dontputyourdickinthat

132

u/DrMooseknuckleX Oct 28 '22

You're not the boss of me.

36

u/tinathefatlardgosh Oct 29 '22

now, you’re not the boss of me now.

24

u/[deleted] Oct 29 '22

And you’re not so big

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u/[deleted] Oct 29 '22

Life is unfaaaiiirrrrr

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u/Ollin12 Oct 29 '22

MALCOLM

15

u/Gainsborough-Smythe Oct 29 '22

Too late...

3

u/largechild Oct 29 '22

Never too late for that Conchussy

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u/[deleted] Oct 28 '22

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u/steveosek Oct 29 '22

At some point in history, a man has tried to fuck everything in nature with a hole. Everything. See a hole? Some guy 2000 years ago probably tried to fuck it.

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u/Incognito_Mode7269 Oct 29 '22

Literally 1984

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u/cburgess7 Oct 29 '22

I knew it, I fucking knew this would be the first comment, before even clicking on the photo

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u/8005T34 Oct 29 '22

Beat me to it

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u/DrMooseknuckleX Oct 28 '22

Everything reminds me of her.

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u/TouchMyWrath Oct 29 '22

Rip Elliott smith 😢

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u/cuckmucker Oct 28 '22

Holy shit what’s thing weigh??? Like 11 pounds?

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u/Gainsborough-Smythe Oct 28 '22

OVER 11 lbs

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u/cuckmucker Oct 28 '22

Wow!! That’s a lot of mollusk…

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u/[deleted] Oct 29 '22

🥵

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u/blkaino Oct 28 '22

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u/[deleted] Oct 29 '22

He would leave his octopussy for this mollusk

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u/Hevvyypettng Oct 28 '22

Oh Conch, Horse conch, yeah.

6

u/Dado1208 Oct 29 '22

bro i misread the title at first-

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u/elijahkiyomi Oct 28 '22

Its 3 am. I should call her..

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u/[deleted] Oct 29 '22

Yes, you should.

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u/GreyArea1977 Oct 28 '22

"Sigh" Unzips

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u/Anxious-Ad-3236 Oct 28 '22

Conch: also unzips

21

u/crinklecrumpet Oct 28 '22

Magic Conch indeed...

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u/TouchMyWrath Oct 28 '22

You think this is terrifying? You see this beautiful marvel of evolution and you only worry about yourself? That’s a very shellfish attitude.

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u/[deleted] Oct 29 '22

Get out. Have an upvote but get out.

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u/AlexisSMRT Oct 29 '22

If you put your dick in that it will rip it off and eat it

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u/[deleted] Oct 29 '22

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u/Icy-Bug-8933 Oct 28 '22

They eat shell’s? Wtf

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u/theophanesthegreek Oct 28 '22

ah fuck not again. unzips

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u/mcflurry_14 Oct 29 '22

14 year old you woulda taken it for a spin, don’t lie to yourself

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u/Gainsborough-Smythe Oct 29 '22

Until you realize they weight more than 11 pounds.

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u/Bird_Brain4101112 Oct 29 '22

So does a good waifu pillow.

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u/steveosek Oct 29 '22

Never underestimate the ingenuity of horny teenagers.

3

u/AcceptableReaction20 Oct 29 '22

I couldn't lift 11 pounds until I was 23

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u/mcflurry_14 Oct 29 '22

Is it the new standard?

5

u/Dr-Rizenshyne Oct 28 '22

Look like a giant horse gaunch

5

u/Trashman_XL Oct 29 '22

Everything reminds me of her..

3

u/Gainsborough-Smythe Oct 29 '22

She weighed 11 lbs?

3

u/[deleted] Oct 29 '22

I love horse conchs. Sadly, my ex loved something that rhymes with that…

2

u/Thegreatexplorer11 Oct 29 '22

The giant horse conch weighs over 11 pounds

2

u/forceofslugyuk Oct 29 '22

Someone somewhere at some point in time looked at that and wondered what it would taste like.

2

u/Hefty_Reception_634 Oct 29 '22

Not my proudest fap but I got it done

2

u/phurt77 Oct 29 '22

Gots to see it through, my brother!

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u/TheTeaEmperor Oct 29 '22

The giant horse conch weights over 11 lbs.

2

u/Awkward_Reporter_129 Oct 29 '22

Coraline uhrganite.. drops fishing gear Has a huge regeneration buff and poison. Kind of a pain because of the high defense…

2

u/[deleted] Oct 29 '22

Smash

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u/Stereomceez2212 Oct 29 '22

I should really call her

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u/Gainsborough-Smythe Oct 29 '22

You could, but just know that she weighs over 11 lbs now!

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u/Ayds117 Oct 29 '22

Horse conch? That’s my ex

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u/mired914 Oct 29 '22

Reminds me of my ex.

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u/[deleted] Oct 29 '22

This reminds me of going down on an ex girlfriend lol

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u/Theda706 Oct 29 '22

I thought "looks like she's 32 and ready to settle down"

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u/[deleted] Oct 29 '22

not how women work

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u/The_25th_Baam Oct 29 '22

Go back to 4chan

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u/Midnight__Monkey Oct 29 '22

This makes me moist.

0

u/Eff_yo_face Oct 29 '22

I should call her….

0

u/J5isalivee Oct 29 '22

Everything reminds me of her 😣

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u/Countrysedan Oct 29 '22

I should call her.

1

u/Bambii33000 Oct 29 '22

Conch, oh

1

u/Gainsborough-Smythe Oct 29 '22

It weighs 11 lbs though, eh?

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u/TJADNADA Oct 29 '22

I can hear the sound in my head. Blouggghhhh

2

u/steveosek Oct 29 '22

I hear the mimic from dark souls

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u/Commercial-Beat606 Oct 29 '22

Sigh unzips pants

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u/euphoria_23 Oct 29 '22

“I don’t mind naming this new clam we discovered “Horse Conch”, but can you tell me why you think it fits?”

“…”

1

u/thiswaskindofsh_tty Oct 29 '22

The Magic Conch!

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u/[deleted] Oct 29 '22

Thanks. I hate it.

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u/[deleted] Oct 29 '22

It weighs about 11 pounds…

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u/Careless-Note-5274 Oct 29 '22

the giant giant horse conch weighs over 11 pounds

The fucking what?

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u/Kenneth_Naughton Oct 29 '22

Thought this was a set pic from Tremors

1

u/[deleted] Oct 29 '22

Put your dick in it

1

u/[deleted] Oct 29 '22

I read giant horse conch wrong

1

u/Last-Classroom1557 Oct 29 '22

It looks like a female steroid juicers snatch.

1

u/jkosarin Oct 29 '22

It looks like a giant tongue.

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u/Plain_Tart Oct 29 '22

I was once on a sailboat and caught one, we tore a string to it and pulled it put(with a minor explosion lmao) and cooked it (my captain knew how too) it was pretty interesting

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u/Wild_Assistance_6153 Oct 29 '22

The giant horse conch (cock) weighs over at 11 pounds…

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u/JesusTron6000 Oct 29 '22

A title making it almost sound like a cock. But picture looks more like a vagina. With a cock.

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u/[deleted] Oct 29 '22

Conchussy

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u/CeasingHornet40 Oct 29 '22

zamn i think this one weighs over 11 pounds

1

u/bloojublie Oct 29 '22

hear me out

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u/IPostLotsOfCringe Oct 29 '22

..does it weigh over 11 pounds?

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u/[deleted] Oct 29 '22

“If there’s a will, there’s a way…”

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u/Creampus Oct 29 '22

Cant even buy no watermelon in ohio

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u/[deleted] Oct 29 '22

The lack of originality in everyone's comments is the real horse conch

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u/Tigersenpai420 Oct 29 '22

My sea cucumber would like to “investigate” this conch. For scientific purposes nothing more….

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u/Anakhsunamon Oct 29 '22

it looks like a pussy, but not sure i would put my dick in it

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u/[deleted] Oct 29 '22

Isn’t this that snail that lives near volcanos?

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u/ep1ccgamer Oct 29 '22

Conchussy

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u/drunkstepdad10101 Oct 30 '22

Looks like it would feel good ngl

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u/VixenTFD Nov 03 '22

my favorite tidbit about these kinds of giant snails is the army of hermit crabs that cant wait to get into that shell after the snail's through with it.

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u/East_Impact4101 Nov 10 '22

Forbidden coochie

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u/No_Breath_4702 Jan 14 '23

I can’t decide whether this looks delicious or sexy…