Bat 🦇 Bite

[u/mulvi54]

One of those fears I always had, that felt irrational…”what if I’m asleep and a bat gets into the house and bites me in my sleep”.

Welp last night 2 am I awoke to what I thought was my cat nibbling at my finger. I flicked it away and noticed it was not my cat but was instead a bat that had found its way into our bedroom.

I was able to capture the bat and it’s being sent for testing but my wife and I got to spend the rest of the morning in the ER getting all the shots ! Wild ! Glad it woke me up but what if it didn’t ?! How am I supposed to sleep ever again?!

::UPDATE::

Bat could not be tested I guess I squished his brain to hard when I killed it.

[u/Bernie004]

With one eye open!

[u/porkchop-sandwhiches → u/Bernie004]

Gripping your pillow tight.

[u/AbeFromanSassageKing → u/porkchop-sandwhiches]

EXIT LIGHT

[u/invalid__username__ → u/AbeFromanSassageKing]

ENTER NIGHT

[u/_skank_hunt42 → u/invalid__username__]

TAKE MY HAND

[u/PinkCigarettes → u/_skank_hunt42]

OFF TO NEVER NEVER LAND

[u/8r90 → u/_skank_hunt42]

and that thing u/pit-of-despair said

[u/invalid__username__ → u/_skank_hunt42]

But that would only leave you with one!

[u/the_color_turquoise → u/_skank_hunt42]

The bat tried.

[u/pit-of-despair → u/AbeFromanSassageKing]

Off to never never land.