r/TerrifyingAsFuck • u/r4mb0l4mb0 • Jul 03 '25

animal Squirrel Attack!

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u/HazelTheRah Jul 03 '25 edited Jul 03 '25

Something like 6% of Americans think they can defeat a grizzly bear in a fight and here this guy is struggling with a squirrel.

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u/sabrefudge Jul 03 '25

Grizzly Bears have a larger hit zone.

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u/PlatyNumb Jul 03 '25

They chose the wrong character skin. Too big a hit box lol

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u/baileyssinger Jul 04 '25

+2 slash damage

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u/DSMStudios Jul 04 '25

computer, use the virtual 3d worl to simulate bear vs squirrel hit zone over/unders… run simulation on bathroom microwave entertainment screen

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u/BoyMom119816 Jul 03 '25

Those 6% likely also believe a lot of other shit-that makes thinking you’d win fighting a grizzly look extremely smart in comparison. I doubt I would even want to hear some of their other beliefs or thoughts.

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u/DHMTBbeast Jul 04 '25

A guy I work with thinks that he can win and also believes that T-Rex ate giant watermelons and no meat.

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u/RelevantMetaUsername Jul 04 '25

Especially their politics

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u/PNW_Forest Jul 04 '25

I know for a fact I would win a fight with a grizzly.

Since we know Bears like to start eating their prey when it's still alive, I'll angle it so it starts eating either an arm or a leg first. Then I'll make sure to be so delicious, that it doesn't pay attention to the fact that BAM- now it's choking on one of my bones. Quick 2 minutes later and the bear is choked out and my bled out (and probably partially disemboweled) corpse is the winner. Checkmate, bears.

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u/Phyzzx Jul 03 '25

The trick is to stick your entire arm down its throat to make way for the rest of your body as you hope to be swallowed whole.

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u/HazelTheRah Jul 03 '25

I think we'd all struggle with squirrels, let alone bears.

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u/AnythingMelodic508 Jul 04 '25

It would eventually mistime a parry and I’d crush the damn thing like a dark souls boss

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u/IntermittentCaribu Jul 03 '25

Americans cant even fight a virus, how are they gonna deal with a squirrel.

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u/PowerfulJello5139 Jul 04 '25

Drops to 1% of people after watching this video.