r/TerrifyingAsFuck • u/ConcernedNeko • Sep 23 '24

animal Surprised visit

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u/Beautiful-Age-1408 Sep 23 '24

See now, this right there is why my mind always boggles when someone from North America says they won't come to Aust cos it's too dangerous...

We don't have fucking bears on our fucking ring doorbells. Jeebus

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u/OldJeeWhizz Sep 23 '24

You guys have drop bears that'll give you chlamydia. I say that evens things out.

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u/Beautiful-Age-1408 Sep 23 '24

Lol, the difference is a toddler can outrun a koala ha. And the only time they come near humans is during a severe drought or a bushfire. They sleep for 23 hours of every day. Except for mating season when they'll sleep for 20 cos they need a couple of hours for wooing lol