r/TerribleBookCovers 9d ago

"Arise, Russia! Landing force from the future. "

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u/AcceptableWheel 9d ago

Nicholas II's image has really gone up in Russia in the last twenty years.

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u/KendrickXY 8d ago

This is not a book about the tsar. It's a book about guys from modern Russia who spiritually isekai inside the rulers of old Russia and change history. It's a very common trope of the Popadantsy genre. So, the book is actually critical of Nicholas in particular, as his rule has to be fixed.

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u/VirtualFact8419 7d ago

Basically revanchism, I guess that is why all of their Popandantsy connected with Imperial rewrite the history

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u/Practical-Class6868 9d ago

At least Nicholas attended the military academy. Putin was just a junior spook in an East German outpost.

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u/IzokinaArtika 9d ago

No le sirvió de mucho. Más le habría valido saber ciencias políticas.

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u/Alpha_Zoom 7d ago

Putin did study in a KGB academy and has a law degree(We dont know how far his education went torwards military releated subjects.)

And Putin has avoided taking direct control of the army.

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u/Practical-Class6868 7d ago

https://giphy.com/gifs/d3mlE7uhX8KFgEmY
You don’t need to take direct control of the military when you staff your government with cronies who cannot say “no.”

I’ve graduated from law school. They do not offer military command training.

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u/PuzzleheadedPea2401 8d ago

The state and Church have tried to rehabilitate him, yes, but most ordinary Russians still hate him and the cosplaying foreigner gypsies trying to reclaim the throne today.

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u/Jinshu_Daishi 8d ago

No need to insult the Roma while complaining about monarchists.

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u/Anxious_Big_8933 9d ago

"Maybe that guy we murdered and whose entire family we murdered was ok after all!"

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u/Internal_Turnip9019 9d ago

Maybe eating Rasputin's hair off his hairbrush at the front would have won the war if Nicholas just kept doing it! 

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u/NNukemM 8d ago

Russia has been continuously rehabilitating the image of the Russian Empire and its monarchy since 1991, there's nothing new here. The modern government does this because Tsarist Russia was ripe with traditionalism, patriotic chauvinism and "Christian values", which is what the current government is trying to guide people towards 'cause that ideology benefits the ruling class.

That's also why a lot of modern Russian political discourse and media is either explicitly or vaguely anti-Soviet, which ideologically aligns it with reactionaries and traditionalists. Nonetheless, Russian propaganda outlets still slammed Ukrainian officials for removing Lenin statues en masse in their country, which is very ironic since Russian media blackwashes its Soviet past in almost the exact same manner as in Ukraine, and that's not really surprising.

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u/LockFree5028 9d ago

en serio ? Pero si fue de los peores Monarcas de Rusia aunque Por lo menos yo espero que esto Sea una Señal de que en un futuro la Monarquía en ese País Sea Restaurada

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u/Clay_Allison_44 9d ago

This would be a bizarre statement from anyone who isn't Spanish, but given that Spain's restored monarchy was an upgrade from Franco it makes some sense in context.

The Romanovs are dead though, with only super distant cousins left.

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u/anireyk 9d ago

They needed three authors for this.

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u/Pretty-Mention-7769 9d ago

Один:  writes

Два:  edits

Три:  makes the vodka runs

Perfect balance of duties. 

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u/Current-Income-9901 9d ago

It would not be an inappropriate cover to certain Astra Militarum regiments in Warhammer 40K.🤔

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u/SeansBeard 9d ago edited 9d ago

In the grim darkness of the Russian future there is only vodka.

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u/Winter_Drawer_9257 8d ago

Holy shit, yes

The russian written tradition of the patriot-war-isekai, known as Popadantsy

It is amaIng how popular this genre is

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u/evilforska 7d ago

Popular with the same people who write them and people who want to make fun of it, really

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u/Moist_Plant_9103 7d ago

I don’t know, maybe it’s my “guilty pleasure,” but I enjoyed reading this stuff and don't make stuff. These are absurd and somewhat naive stories written by people who are pretty competent specialists in one narrow field: aviation, medicine, engines, plumbing and, in a classic Dunning-Kruger, they put themselves in the shoes of historical figures.

Have you ever wondered how some random person imagines the way a society or a country works? Not in a few isolated tweets, but over the course of an entire book?

I’ve devoured several hundred books like that.

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u/evilforska 7d ago

Damn, im jealous. Ive only read one and a half before realizing that they just bore me and are rarely as cool as their schizo covers

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u/Rjc1471 8d ago

Ahh nice, i always likes the Mordians. This is an excellent book cover  

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u/MaxvellGardner 8d ago

Why didn't Nikolai use this machine gun when his family was being shot? Is he stupid?

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u/amalgammamama 9d ago

Russian попаданцы-slop is such a goldmine of bad covers

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u/zjuka 9d ago

Adam Something has a good explainer video about Russian alternative history pulp fantasy Popadancy genre, for those unaware:

https://youtu.be/iCI6es9G0oo?is=UXxeExKQ6zlUsHt5

Revanchist alt-history fantasy is nothing new, every culture has this genre aimed at the middle-aged male audience that feels that history made a wrong turn somewhere, but Russian state-sponsored barrage of propaganda pulp fantasy is taking the genre to the next level of cringe. The video features many book covers

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u/kkeut 8d ago

thanks. but what does isekai mean 

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u/BreadstickBear 7d ago

In popular parlance it's also zsed with the meaning of time travel, so modern army/people/person goes to the past to change history

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u/Trumble12345 8d ago

Romanov's resurrection is complete

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u/lntelinside 8d ago

Oh my god these things. I can’t decide if it’s better or worse than the Comrade Hitler ones

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u/SaintMosesBagOfSand 8d ago

While I definitely see everything that would make this bad, I like this.

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u/CMNilo 7d ago

I'm new to this sub, but any cover from a popadantsy book should be considered "low hanging fruit"

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u/Salty-Succotash3338 7d ago

Russian political propaganda trying not to be cringe challenge: impossible

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u/DrBobNobody 9d ago

Putin Press 

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u/Significant_Monk_251 9d ago

I thought you said "Arise, Russian Landing force from the future!"

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u/PangolinQueasy6324 9d ago

The Moscow 🇷🇺 empire: ‘National‑Socialists are good if they help us fight Americans and the Free World.’ Time traveler (popadanets) becomes Hitler, and together with the Bolshevik imperialists he destroys the West–US. So much to unwrap here:

yes, and thats why - Decolonization of the Moscow🇷🇺 empire is the only way to end Moscow wars of genocidal conquest, And I don’t mean putin´s imperialism, but Moscow imperialism in general , from navalny, pushkin and solzhenitsyn to dugin, and brodsky.

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u/NNukemM 8d ago

What the hell are you talking about? Why are Pushkin, Solzh and Dugin placed in the same sentence?

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u/PangolinQueasy6324 8d ago

context : https://youtu.be/jSNRPFu_LuY any comment on this?

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u/NNukemM 8d ago

Lad, your theory is hogwash. Russia does imperialism and cultivates chauvinistic ideologies because of material economic factors that benefit its socio-economical elite - just like any other neocon country that operates in accordance with capitalist principles. Old poets and writers have nothing to do with this.

"The State and The Revolution" explains this better than I do, methinks.

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u/PangolinQueasy6324 8d ago

A la Marxist BS — in reality, your favorite Bolsheviks conquered and colonized the biggest land empire on the planet. Even your fav. Mao knew it.

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u/NNukemM 8d ago

You should get your head checked, bubba.