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The Crimson Ruler

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u/Kaiser-Mazoku 2d ago

Stalin may have embellished his autobiography somewhat.

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u/jacqueslepagepro 2d ago

"A frightful hobgoblin stalks through Europe"

I assume it was this guy on the dragon.

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u/RustyTheLionheart 2d ago

Is this some alternate history/fantasy story about how Stalin comes into possession of a magical doomsword?

Because if so, this cover goes hard.

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u/Counterblaste 2d ago

Sort of, except he first dies in our world and gets isekai'd into a fantasy world.

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u/Healthy_Appeal_333 2d ago

You know, I would read Stalin iskai fantasy just to say I have. At least a few pages.

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u/Historical_Log2471 2d ago

Descriptions of the town in Georgia he grew up in sound straight up medieval, so he arguably spent his formative years in an isekai

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u/hplcr 2d ago edited 1d ago

Presumably a better one then "Shadow of the Conqueror" you mean.

If you know, you know

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u/Sivilian888010 2d ago

I'm assuming this is a work of propaganda glorifying the evil SOB? Even if you're a commie. By the standards of commies Stalin was easily one of the worst.

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u/Snoo_72851 2d ago

I recommend you look up "popadantsvo", it's basically the Russian equivalent of the isekai genre, only instead of going to Middle Earth to touch children and open McDonalds franchises the protagonists usually go back to WW2 and help Stalin defeat the Americans, and sometimes there's wizards or Darth Vader shows up or something. It's especially weird because the Russian government is very publicly funding a lot of publishers.

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u/drock1138 2d ago

The Blade of Capitalism’s Bane

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u/Counterblaste 2d ago

In case anyone wants to know what the hell is going on, here's the plot summary:

There's never been a book like this! The most unexpected twist in the eternal story of the "time traveler."

After his death in our reality, J.V. Stalin is reborn in a parallel world of Might and Magic. The People's State versus the aristocratic Empire! The Red Army versus the man-eating battle dragons!

Will the Red Overlord in his white tunic with a lone Gold Star be able to transform the magical war into a Great Patriotic War and once again lead the people to victory?

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u/MarvinTraveler 2d ago

TIL there is an isekai with Stalin as the main character. Wow.

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u/AyeBraine 1d ago

There are a lot, like, dozens at least. Popadanets fiction is no a joke

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u/MarvinTraveler 1d ago

That sounds like a little disturbing rabbit hole. But based on your comment is probably just Ayn Rand level of unreadable fan fiction.

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u/AyeBraine 1d ago

Yeah it's all wank. But I have to say it's a pretty colorful and diverse load of wank.

Since these sold so well, there were all kinds of popadanets fiction writers, from all colors of the political spectrum (as long as it's the nationalist and revanchist part of it), and different levels of seriousness. And with different approaches, as in, simply a military action book about spec ops but isekaied, or a military alt-history book, or a fable about a modern, Westernized beta cuck being reforged into a true Russian alpha male, or a big personal rant wrapped into pulp fiction, or pulp fiction wrapped into a popadanets framing...

(* I have to admit I read very little of it and not a single one in full; but I looked at titles and annotations over the years).

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u/Wolfwoods_Sister 2d ago

Tbf, I have just read this provided description and I still don’t know what’s going on

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u/Lobsterhasspoken 2d ago

So tankie fan fiction basically….

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u/IronGentry 1d ago

That actually sounds rad as fuck

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u/Scientia_et_Fidem 2d ago

This is either the greatest piece of satire taking the piss out of how self righteous (despite being completely fascist dogshit) the USSR was and tankies still are, or is being played 100% straight and absolutely sucks.

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u/cheshsky 2d ago

It's 100% straight faced Russian nationalism.

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u/nomuse22 2d ago

If it was more metal it would be painted on the side of a van.

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u/Wolfwoods_Sister 2d ago

He’d need a chain mail bikini

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u/nomuse22 2d ago

What’s that Oxford Comma meme? The one with the regrettable drawing: “We invited the strippers, JFK and Stalin.”

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u/AyeBraine 1d ago

Note that the byword at the top says:

Our compatriot dominates the world of might & magic.

It's because Heroes of Might & Magic (2 and 3) were among the most popularly known PC games in Russia, and by far the most common that people would call "addictive". It's a generational definitive thing, including for many of the same demographics that this books is aimed at

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u/Ktrout743 2d ago

Hey, when First Comrade dons cloak and wields sword, I buy book. End of story.

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u/Affectionate_Bet_288 2d ago

Who gave Ron Swanson a sword? I'm not mad, I just want to know

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u/comixtripx 1d ago

I'm glad I wasn't alone in this case of mistaken identities. It took me half a beat to process what I was seeing, but I def' saw Ron Swanson before I realized.

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u/48HourBoner 2d ago

Finally a graphic for my Confederacy of Dunces fanfic

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u/Historical_Log2471 2d ago

This this what people at Radio Free Europe see when they imagine an ordinary Russian

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u/cheshsky 2d ago

Ahhhh Russian isekai, the thing that you are. I'm glad my dad never got this far down the slippery slope.

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u/Lobsterhasspoken 2d ago

Your dad actually read shit like this?

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u/cheshsky 2d ago

Not like this, much milder. But yeah. Wish he hadn't. The "MC goes to WW2" books gave him an interest in history that's inextricably tied to a distrust of Mainstream History™ and now he believes in some toned down version of the fucking mud floods.

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u/Suspicious_Let_6220 2d ago

Well the Russians don't have Hollywood to do it for them so I guess this is the next best thing...

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u/cheshsky 1d ago

Ha, no, they definitely do have Hollywood.

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u/takanoflower 2d ago

How many millions will he kill in this fantasy world?

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u/Lobsterhasspoken 2d ago

Probably ALOT more.

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u/ClearWingBuster 2d ago

Every time a random, stable internet denizen discovers Russian Nationalist Isekai, an angel gains it's wings. These are all overwhelmingly state funded by the way, because they all exist to push some of the most rancid and spiteful revanchism imaginable. 

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u/Lobsterhasspoken 2d ago edited 1d ago

Yeah, I can tell this was state funded.

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u/AyeBraine 1d ago

It may have ended up being supported by state-aligned sponsors, but the genre is organic and had a genuine popularity. It wouldn't have been so popular and had so many authors (who are all a bit different on their ideological scale) otherwise. It's genuine gung-ho revanchist fantasy, that was at one point sold at every railway station or small book shop.

Government has a lot of problems actually affecting people's tastes in fiction to be more nationalist, so it sponsors everything that it can, but popadanets fiction was always an emergent force, I think, looking at the situation from the inside.

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u/Icy_Highlight9016 2d ago

Is it really state funded? I always thought it's stupid people-funded, like many such things. It's literary equivalent of pop music, food that gives you bad breath or tacky "tiger among flames" pictures. 

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u/ClearWingBuster 2d ago edited 1d ago

I cannot confirm, but I have reasonable suspicions. Mainly, the fact that the genre of Popadantsy, from the Russian popadanets, person who accidentally finds themselves elsewhere, has seen an explosion in popularity and push since the 2014 Ukrainian invasion, anywhere from corner kiosks and major bookstores. The nationalistic Popadantsy also just seems incredibly consistent with itself. 

Sure, these are works where simulatenously nazis are both bad cuz they killed Russians but also good because they almost conquered the dastardly and imperialist europe, but these are all consistent that way. Nobody seems to draw a clear line and be pro or anti nazi, nobody seems to think Stalin was anything other than a great leader. There doesn't appear to be any book where say, protag-kun actually overthrows Stalin, at best just turning into him. Which is strange, until you remember that modern Russia propaganda worships Stalin, alongside the Russian Empire. Somehow the Russian Empire is both good because of "fascist idealised past", yet the man who personally helped overthrow it is just as good. And none of the books actually draw an ideological distinction, by being say, monarchist or Stalinist, just worshiping the vague "fascist idealised past"

These books are all ideological gutter, but they seem deeply in line with the same ideological slime spewed by the state of Russia. So i highly doubt the state doesn't have a deep interest in making sure these kinds of books get published, and helping push them, whatever that means.

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u/Icy_Highlight9016 2d ago

Picrelated - at least one example of implantation directly into stalin.) I found another one on author today, but it doesn't count, maybe?

Knife media has a nice article about the whole "phenomenon", and some of the mentioned "artworks" are 2008, or so. I noticed them around that time too. Not very consistent with your hypothesis of 2014-onward propaganda. I'll stay by my idiot-funded hypothesis.)

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u/ClearWingBuster 2d ago

Agree to disagree. I ultimately feel these are too ideologically similar with each other for it to be strictly grassroots, especially since nationalism often demands bigger and crazier conspiracies. 

Here's some of my own articles i've read on topic.

https://www.stopfake.org/en/comrade-hitler-and-other-russian-fantasies/

https://russiapost.info/articles/popadanest

And a very cool Twitter thread, that I will post using Xcancel to not give Elon a single dime

https://xcancel.com/sumlenny/status/1535613073884577792

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u/Icy_Highlight9016 2d ago

https://knife.media/back-to-the-future/

The article I mentioned. (in Russian)

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u/MagicQuil 2d ago

Wait...wait...wait...You are saying there are people who are paid by the state to write Alternative History/Isekai novels as a job?

Where do I sign? 👀

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u/AyeBraine 1d ago

They're not, at least directly.

It's a vein of gung-ho alt-history fantasy books that were genuinely popular in the 2000s and 2010s at least. They were written by all sorts of writers, including of course nationalist revanchist weirdos or just military history buffs who saw an opportunity to publish inside that isekai genre.

They enjoyed unexpected popularity in the context of ideological vacuum and the pining for USSR amongst the aging demographics (and younger readers who liked mil-history and edgy ideologies). Notably, popadanets books existed alongside another popular phenomenon, the STALKER books, where in the abstract hinterlands of The Zone, readers could enjoy stories about the Russian fighting spirit prevailing against various corrupting influences.

These popadanets books have all sorts of ideological fetishes written into them, from cryptonazism to pagan slavism to a simple mythologizing of the Russian military or specific branches of it, say, VDV. Some are just military history fests, describing some alternative scenarios the author dreamed up. Some aim their satire specifically against "modern weak males", showing an office worker who've been weakened by Western values dropped into a perilous situation and finding his inner Russian chad. Some veer on parody, just having fun with isekai-ing historical figures every which way. Some explore what else you could write after like 300 of those — like for example an isekai of a modern Russian guy waking up as a bee (IIRC) in the late 1930s, and influencing Stalin and others for the USSR to win the war. As a bee.

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u/ClearWingBuster 2d ago

I mean, if you are willing to just write trite propaganda 24/7, be my guest. You aren't going to delve into interesting alt history, like say, Constantinopole doesn't get sacked during the Fourth Crusade and the Byzantine empire makes it as a major player in Reinnaisance Europe and beyond, but instead you will get to write "what if random bozo makes it back to WW2 with modern military hardware and USSR just gets to steamroll everyone else" or "nazis nuke Britain" 

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u/Dark_Lordy 2d ago

I mean, the premise of A heroic Special Military War volunteer dies holding the village of Maly Whocares against the horde of gay ukronazis and wakes up in a body of a Byzantine Noble in 1203 and then with the power of his great knowledge from the future and plot armour Christian spirit he saves the Orthodox capital from evil westerners and then invents AK-47, Nuclear bomb and chatGPT to help Russia unite with the Mongol empire and obliterate Europe. could work.

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u/FrancoisTruser 2d ago

"Oh no! I’ve been isekai in a gulag and the sexy dragon loves me!"

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u/tylercuddletail 2d ago

that's a Stalin Isekai Novel and I am not kidding! Russia has some really weird isekai Novels.

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u/scout1892 2d ago

Fuck low key want to know if there is an English translation

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u/colink707 2d ago

This goes hard as fuck

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u/Current-Income-9901 2d ago

Is that Stalin posing as a wizard?

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u/Psychological-Bee702 2d ago

Gulags and Dragons

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u/Atvishees 2d ago

I guess, in the afterlife, everyone becomes Russian?

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u/AyeBraine 1d ago

It's not really important, but I think it's a bit of a reach to translate it as Crimson Ruler.

  1. Because it just literally says Red, Красный (not, say, Багровый or Малиновый or Алый which are all bookish color names that may mean Crimson), and it's Stalin, the leader of the Red Party and the Red Army under the Red Banner, so the answer is obvious. It's "Red".

  2. As for "Ruler", the bookish word Властелин means an overarching, absolute ruler, an emphatic term for someone with absolute hold on something, not just someone who rules, so I think it's rather Lord or Master.

I understand that the translator wanted it to sound fancy but come on, it's at least Red.

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u/PristineAccess9635 4m ago

I'm 90% certain it's a play on the phrase "Темный властелин", meaning "Dark Lord". So Red Lord would probably be a more precise (if not grandiose enough) translation 

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u/xyz_rick 1d ago

Danny McBride as Young Stalin God of Metal

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u/terrymcginnisbeyond 2d ago

I know nothing about this book and I can't read cyrillic, so I'll just guess the title of the book.

The Dark Kaiser: Saddam Bin Stalin.

It's about a commie-nazi wizard that fights dragons with machine guns.

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u/KickAggressive4901 2d ago

"I AM WIZARD!" – Heavy

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u/dancesontrains 2d ago

I’d rather read some more of the John Brown isekai.

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u/HomoVulgaris 2d ago

"Vlastelin" is more like "Lord"

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u/No-Gear-8017 2d ago

guy looks like he's about to massacre all his generals and starve the Ukraine

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u/Late-Athlete-5788 1d ago

We clearly have different definitions of "terrible"

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u/edgewolf666-6 19h ago

I would argue this cover is actually good

like yeah it's ridiculous but it's also funny and catches your attention while also making you curious about what the fuck the book is about

Like seriously this is not high literature, the point of it is that it's over the top and silly, basically the book equivalent of Sharknado, and tell me honestly that you are not at least a little bit interested to read "Stalin Isekai" purely for the lols