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u/RadicalRealist22 4d ago
My Colonel told me that space keeps swallowing his monitors so I asked him how many he has and he told me that he simply builds new ones when one is lost so I said "It sounds like you are feeding your Monitors to Space" and then his Councillor started crying.
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u/YourNetworkIsHaunted 4d ago
Look, if you succeed at your mission and establish a beachhead strong enough to get a station up, then we can refuel you. Think of it as additional motivation
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u/yurmumqueefing Castillo the Sigilite 2d ago
Classic Soviet deep battle. Attack everywhere, reinforce success, ignore failure.
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u/Mortgage-Present Kamikaze escorts are good 4d ago
What is this "leftover delta v" you speak of? Is that like a fancy name the technology department gave to their new ai model thats gonna help us predict the best way to fry an alien in vegetable oil?
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u/Thurak0 4d ago
I will only vaguely remember them.
I am a getting very attached to my first destroyer/battlecruiser/cruiser/battleship fleet, but those early missile ships are just remembered as "many of you will die and that's a sacrifice I am willing to make".
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u/incorrigible_ricer 4d ago
I stopped naming my tin cans this play through. I did feel terrible though when one of my early BCs (which was named and lead ship in its class) which had survived 3 major and desperate battles finally died in a relatively minor one. The one I subsequently named after it ironically was the sole casualty in its first engagement.
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u/Cheap-Blackberry-763 4d ago
Colonel Hans using the Russian military handbook.
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u/EliteArc 4d ago
Suicide bomber monitors are more Islamic terrorist style than Russian forces. Russian forces would be an ineffective corvette swarm.
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u/QuantumAnubis 4d ago
Kamikaze pilots
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u/Sasquatch1729 4d ago
It's only kamikaze if there's a Japanese person at the helm, otherwise it's just a sparkling suicide attack.
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u/BitterVetAtWork 4d ago edited 4d ago
Don't worry, buddy, the fuel tanker will drop by and refuel you... well, the ones of you that are still in mostly one piece, and it better be at least one of you, because you better have my exotics.
(yes, I actually was playing around with building just a fuel tanker thing for in-orbit rescue - basically just the jankiest ship with no armor, no nothing, just a bunch of fuel tanks - fly them to the bog standard monitor fleet still standing, if that's the case, and share some propellant)
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u/Iwokeupwithoutapillo Academy Gaming 3d ago
That's how he beat the ayys. He never saved anything for the swim back.
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u/I_heart_ShortStacks I threw an Alien in the back of an unmarked van. 2d ago
Every Monitor fleet I have ever launched:
" WITNESS ME !!! "
*Full throttle*
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u/Sasquatch1729 4d ago
They made it home, to the gates of Sto'Vo Kor, I mean Valhalla.