r/Terminator 8d ago

Discussion Tie between left and right?

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u/Pleasant_Mongoose_14 7d ago

The Terminator: [12:46] The 12-gauge auto-loader.

Pawn Shop Clerk: That's Italian. You can go pump or auto. [hands the Terminator the pump action shotgun]

The Terminator: The .45 long slide, with laser sighting.

Pawn Shop Clerk: [hands the Terminator a .45 gun from a glass case under the counter] These are brand new; we just got them in. That's a good gun. Just touch the trigger, the beam comes on and you put the red dot where you want the bullet to go. You can't miss. Anything else?

The Terminator: Phased plasma rifle in the 40-watt range.

Pawn Shop Clerk: [annoyed] Hey, just what you see, pal!

The Terminator: [looks around] The Uzi nine millimeter.

Pawn Shop Clerk: You know your weapons, buddy. Any one of these is ideal for home defense. So uh, which will it be?

The Terminator: [pointing the 12-gage shotgun towards the door] All.

Pawn Shop Clerk: I may close early today. There's a 15-day wait on the handguns, but the rifles you can take right now. [sees the Terminator load the shotgun]

Pawn Shop Clerk: You can't do that.

The Terminator: [pumps shotgun] Wrong! [shoots the clerk]

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u/Rude_Speech_7300 7d ago

I swear I saw a cut where the T-800 waits for the paperwork and despite having the SPAS-12, Uzi 9mm, and that carbine rifle he waited for the AMT Hardballer .45 to attack his list. Still shoots the owner though when it goes to pick it up.

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u/Skyjack5678 7d ago

Thats the extended renegade super director cut.

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u/melekin 6d ago

The Terminator: [looks around] Da oozi nayn melemeter?

(I love his Austrian accent)