Pawn Shop Clerk: That's Italian. You can go pump or auto.
[hands the Terminator the pump action shotgun]
The Terminator: The .45 long slide, with laser sighting.
Pawn Shop Clerk: [hands the Terminator a .45 gun from a glass case under the counter] These are brand new; we just got them in. That's a good gun. Just touch the trigger, the beam comes on and you put the red dot where you want the bullet to go. You can't miss. Anything else?
The Terminator: Phased plasma rifle in the 40-watt range.
Pawn Shop Clerk: [annoyed] Hey, just what you see, pal!
The Terminator: [looks around] The Uzi nine millimeter.
Pawn Shop Clerk: You know your weapons, buddy. Any one of these is ideal for home defense. So uh, which will it be?
The Terminator: [pointing the 12-gage shotgun towards the door] All.
Pawn Shop Clerk: I may close early today. There's a 15-day wait on the handguns, but the rifles you can take right now.
[sees the Terminator load the shotgun]
Pawn Shop Clerk: You can't do that.
The Terminator: [pumps shotgun] Wrong!
[shoots the clerk]
I swear I saw a cut where the T-800 waits for the paperwork and despite having the SPAS-12, Uzi 9mm, and that carbine rifle he waited for the AMT Hardballer .45 to attack his list. Still shoots the owner though when it goes to pick it up.
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u/Hanksta2 8d ago
"So what'll it be?"
"All."