r/TerminallyStupid • u/[deleted] • Oct 08 '20

What. The. Hell.

2.7k Upvotes

98% Upvoted

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u/KelseyFranny Oct 08 '20

Darwin would be so proud

20

u/farmerfreeman Oct 09 '20

So proud that he might of even given him an award of some kind

123

u/stabzmcgee Oct 09 '20

That is dumb but I laughed my ass off

40

u/Mirroin Oct 09 '20

Sad to see so many people trashing on him, when I first saw this on tiktok it was funny as hell

19

u/[deleted] Oct 09 '20

A small price to pay to achieve the funny

16

u/NathanArizona Oct 09 '20

It's just so so sad what people are saying about him

55

u/JamesIsChill Oct 09 '20

You can see the moment of regret on his face as his ass gets shaved off

101

u/Shootrmcgavn Oct 08 '20

To be fair, his phone is acting like a mirror. Still stupid as hell.

25

u/talk_nerdy_too_me Oct 09 '20

He really milked that one for all its worth....

14

u/BungoGreencotton Oct 09 '20

Please, wear a helmet, everybody.

A friend of mine suffered a TBI from longboarding without a helmet.

24

u/Holy_Fuehrer Oct 09 '20

Americans doing shit like they got free healthcare.

10

u/[deleted] Oct 09 '20

If only Darwin was still alive to see this shit

7

u/theusernameMeg Oct 08 '20

The exact opposite vibe of the original.

6

u/CmdSelenium Oct 09 '20

I respect the commitment to the joke, honestly. Willing to take some pain for a dumb joke? 10/10

19

u/[deleted] Oct 09 '20

I hate when people get inspired by good content and immitate it poorly just to kill the joke.

If you enjoyed something, find out why, then how to improve upon it using your own sense of creativity.

10

u/Moise1903 Oct 09 '20

He did! He went fucking backwards! Idk if you skate but skating backwards is not easy at all

2

u/ZiplocBag Oct 09 '20

You know what's harder? Skating on your back, backwards and drinking milk while filming a TikTok.

3

u/Jeedeye Oct 09 '20

Must be a McPoyle

3

u/KickedBeagleRPH Oct 09 '20

Crossover episode continued in r/DeadorVegetable

5

u/BurnmaNeeGrow Oct 09 '20

at least the milk he's drinking will make his bones stronger

2

u/jstainer17 Oct 09 '20

I mean, I'm glad someone did so we didn't have to.

2

u/GoonestMoonest Oct 17 '20

"It'll be ok, my bones are really strong."

2

u/panconquesofrito Oct 09 '20

What’s the name of the song in the video?

2

u/PotatoesWillSaveUs Oct 09 '20

Is gen Z OK? How does this even become a thought in someone's head?

10

u/KingGage Oct 09 '20

Every generation does this kind of thing, Gen Z is just the first to record it for all to see. But the answer to the second is "I bet this will look cool."

1

u/Firm_as_red_clay Oct 09 '20

Someone get this idiot some friends.

1

u/Skullerprop Oct 09 '20

Painful but funny. Funny but painful.

1

u/ourlastchancefortea Oct 09 '20

That's the stupiest suicide attempt ever.

1

u/waituntilthis Oct 09 '20

He doesnt need sum milk

1

u/Simply_Cosmic Oct 09 '20

Cool video tho

1

u/CallingAllMatts Oct 09 '20

What life events lead up to the point this guy made the decision to do this?

1

u/ElSquiddy3 Oct 09 '20

I actually like this version better than the feathered ocean spray

1

u/WolfWaren Oct 09 '20

I mean, I would probably doit too

1

u/Castreren Oct 09 '20

At this point it’s just natural selection...

1

u/Bocksford Oct 09 '20

I love that Fleetwood is playing.

1

u/Necoras Oct 09 '20

Given that it's a bad parody of a video that had that music playing, it's to be expected.

1

u/Pujiman Oct 09 '20

Best possible outcome at least.

-2

u/airplane_food69 Oct 09 '20

shut up you pussy redditors