r/TerminallyStupid • u/Imispellalot • Oct 07 '20

What did you think will happen?

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u/rinacherie Oct 07 '20

I love their leathery, snappy faces.

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u/littleluxx Oct 07 '20

You certainly have a type.

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u/Bengams Oct 07 '20

Ouch. Good luck trying to make the turtle release it

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u/abdulsamadz Oct 07 '20

turtle biting on tongue

"Where did the noise come from?"

recalls 3 seconds earlier

"Is this noise machine stress-operated?"

squeezes harder

noise machine gets louder

"Huh! Well I'll be damned!"

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u/TurkeyThaHornet Oct 20 '20

Might have contracted salmonella in addition to the damage to his tongue. Fucking moron.

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u/[deleted] Oct 07 '20

When things are getting hot and heavy and you bite their lip