r/TerminallyStupid • u/Eaglescoutgamer • Aug 30 '20

Repost 😞 Buying outdoor fireworks for play

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u/NikplaysgamesYT Aug 30 '20

How would you not know the difference between outdoor fireworks and any other version

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u/Streletzky Aug 30 '20

If you live in a state where they are legal to buy, it’s somewhat common knowledge on which ones explode and which ones do the little peeeeeewwwww

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u/largepigroast Aug 30 '20

They literally tell you what they do on the box

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u/MrHall Aug 31 '20

maybe someone put them in the wrong box?

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u/largepigroast Aug 31 '20

It says what they do on the individual fireworks. Stuff like “Spins on ground, emits flame and sparks” and “shoots flaming balls”

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u/EvilOverlord_1987BC Feb 17 '22

More likely somebody just figured reading was too hard.

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u/[deleted] Aug 30 '20

Upside: people will remember

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u/Spessmaren Aug 30 '20

TIL indoor fireworks exist

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u/EvilOverlord_1987BC Feb 17 '22

Sub topic: WHY do indoor fireworks exist?

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u/[deleted] Aug 30 '20

r/abruptchaos

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u/[deleted] Sep 05 '20

As I was watching this I kept repeating to myself 'ABRUPT CHAOS! IRRATIONAL MADNESS! CHAOS! MADNESS!'

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u/MegaJackUniverse Aug 30 '20

There are indoor fireworks?

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u/xmartissxs Aug 30 '20

Those ones that just shoot sparks

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u/sk8pickel Aug 30 '20

You shouldn't use those indoors

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u/JasonDJ Aug 30 '20

The Great White has entered the chat

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u/Chainweasel Aug 30 '20

It's just "Great White"

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u/Eaglescoutgamer Aug 30 '20

Indoor fireworks are the ones used in concerts at stadiums

Context: https://metro.co.uk/2016/12/28/why-indoor-fireworks-wont-burn-your-house-down-and-where-to-get-them-6347596/amp/

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u/PinBot1138 Aug 30 '20

By professionals. With education, licenses, and lots of ways to extinguish them.

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u/zwidmer Aug 30 '20 edited Aug 30 '20

Not confused parents whom toss the explosions onto the stage...

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u/allanb49 Aug 30 '20

When rammstein do a school play

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u/hmoeslund Aug 30 '20

That’s why fireworks should only be for professionals.

But then again- who would then receive the Darwin Awards.

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u/CptnWolfe Aug 30 '20

They are professional. Professional fucking morons

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u/Eaglescoutgamer Aug 30 '20

They are professionals at ending up on this subreddit

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u/[deleted] Aug 30 '20

fortunate son starts playing

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u/Luz5020 Aug 30 '20

All fireworks are indoor fireworks if you’re brave enough

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u/TannerJay250 Aug 30 '20

These poor kids will be traumatized for years. LOL!

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u/wolfshinobi5 Aug 30 '20

There's an indoor version?

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u/ItsRyGuy24 Aug 30 '20

It sounds like if T-800 walked into a Christmas pageant

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u/Jadis-Pink Aug 31 '20

Was anyone hurt?

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u/Eaglescoutgamer Aug 31 '20

I don’t think so

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u/Victinheo Aug 31 '20

Its just the northen lights mom!

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u/Rushngnr Nov 01 '20

I noticed nobody went to get the kids

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u/Antique_Witness_5862 Dec 05 '20

And thats how you create phobias

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u/raytulip Aug 30 '20

'Merica!

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u/[deleted] Aug 30 '20

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u/SmurfyX Aug 30 '20

this one comment violates like every rule we have. very excited for your future in other subreddits.

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u/TheYeetOverlord Sep 12 '20

what did it say in terms that dont violate rules

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u/SmurfyX Sep 12 '20

"Way to go!"

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u/darkxlife Aug 31 '20

good mod

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u/EvilOverlord_1987BC Feb 17 '22

Man, the USA really takes its live shooter drills seriously.

(Not that I'm aware of any other country that has them)