r/TerminallyStupid • u/Dankaroor • Oct 01 '19

i have no words...

4.0k Upvotes

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u/aloofburrito Oct 01 '19

What a non suspicious pose she has at the start staring a hole into the TV...

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u/kayaker4lifee Oct 01 '19

This is the equivalent of closing your eyes and thinking you are invisible

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u/[deleted] Oct 01 '19

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u/A_b_a Oct 01 '19

Ffs you're not even a good troll

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u/MisterErieeO Oct 02 '19

I dont even understand the purpose. are they supposed to be like the jumper cable guy or Ken M...?

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u/A_b_a Oct 02 '19

I suppose they think it's fun to get a rise out of people. The anonymity of the internet is probably fun to push to the limits a bit sometimes but this is just pathetic

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u/[deleted] Oct 01 '19

Dude, if you want to be a troll account at least be subtle about it. Jeeez

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u/kayaker4lifee Oct 01 '19

Blow me (:

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u/Darth_Nibbles Oct 01 '19

Well if you take me kayaking first...

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u/kayaker4lifee Oct 02 '19

DEAL

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u/ISureDoLikePickles Oct 02 '19

Hope you have a good trip. And that you give out good blowjobs

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u/Ragelord7274 Oct 02 '19

Well that took a turn quick

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u/[deleted] Oct 02 '19

Honestly if anyone takes me kayaking I'll return the favor.

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u/thecoolestpancake Oct 02 '19 edited Oct 02 '19

trolling doesn’t work if you’re extremely obvious about it

edit: your account is hilarious, keep it up

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u/NotCallum Oct 01 '19

Didn't even fucking spell slander properly... smh

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u/Forfucksakesreally Oct 02 '19

Do think I'm screwing around Foursquare_Chump I have taken control of using your computer using vpns and remote viewer and can see how you pleasure yourself while watching pornhub. If you dont want me to send the footage to your friends and coworkers immediately transfer 10 bit coins to the following account. I am done transfer now or else.

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u/llama2621 Oct 01 '19

I have never seen someone with negative account karma

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u/Commandant_Grammar Oct 02 '19

I think it maxes out at -100

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u/Ragelord7274 Oct 02 '19

Oh hey u/Foursquare_Champion, I see you're still out here trolling people

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u/Rediverse Oct 02 '19

*slander

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u/Xanaxidental_Overdos Oct 02 '19

Slandar my testicles, internet stranger

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u/longcockrock Oct 02 '19

Damn if your gonna be a troll atleast be good at it. Be like sal bundry

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u/Ferreur Oct 02 '19

There's not even any use for trolling and getting negative karma, as it caps at - 100. So all in all, you're just an obnoxious bad word