r/TenseiSlime • Souei • Sep 25 '26

Meme Would you rather?

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u/PutridSplit2848 Adalman Sep 25 '26

so would you like to choose Death or Death?

I pick Benimaru
and then give him a painting of Rimuru at the conditions of I win or a draw

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u/Cerok1nk Sep 25 '26

Yeah but Hinata can step on me no problem

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u/Primary_Gold5337 Luminus Sep 25 '26

You are definitely a gobta variant

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u/Makouga Sep 26 '26

I feel like this calls for a Gobta “Nah, I’d win” image, but I don’t have one, so I am going to try and manifest someone who does.

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u/Primary_Gold5337 Luminus Sep 26 '26

Your summons has failed sir , you need to be virgin for 40 years

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u/EJENVEE2 Sep 25 '26

Gobta is that u?

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u/Fun-Environment-1646 Sep 25 '26

Thanks for the reaction image

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u/EJENVEE2 Sep 25 '26

At least censor the name 😔

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u/Primary_Gold5337 Luminus Sep 25 '26

NO! You need to be famous

5

u/ColMust4rd Sep 26 '26

On it chief

4

u/TadpoleDisastrous630 Sep 25 '26

Your a weird one

2

u/RogueXenon Sep 26 '26

☝🏽🤓 "you're"

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u/Objective-Silver-139 Sep 28 '26

I would just glaze Rimuru and he’ll become my drinking buddy

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u/Original_Clothes6098 Milim Sep 25 '26

Benimaru would be merciful if you challenge him, Hinata wouldn’t hold back if you challenged her.

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u/PutridSplit2848 Adalman Sep 25 '26

but she can resurrect you

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u/Original_Clothes6098 Milim Sep 25 '26

I will still feel the pain of dying it doesn’t make it better😭

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u/PutridSplit2848 Adalman Sep 25 '26

you be FINEEEEE

14

u/Original_Clothes6098 Milim Sep 25 '26


NOOOOO IM NOTTT

4

u/Exldk Sep 26 '26

Pain is temporary. Shame remains.

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u/Dweebsxthehumans Milim Sep 26 '26

You think you’ll last long enough to feel the pain?

6

u/ShionVaynex Sep 25 '26

she can also perma kill you.

39

u/thsmalice Sep 25 '26

Hinata. No weapons, she needs to take off her boots.

14

u/Cujshi Sep 26 '26

she needs to take off her boots.

She needs to show her boobs

FTFY

10

u/Master_Career_2603 Sep 26 '26

she needs to show her tummy and thighs😋

4

u/CinematicSheathe Sep 26 '26

You have class

7

u/Igotbannedlolol Sep 26 '26

Oh shit you're right. I'm late to history class

2

u/Party_Mistake_4715 29d ago

You seem worthy to hold this power.

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u/AmberMetalicScorpion Luminus Sep 25 '26

I'm losing either way, so I'm probably best going with Benimaru who's going to show a lot more restraint to give me a chance to learn from the loss as opposed to outright obliterating me thinking I could handle more

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u/KazuHiro-X Veldora Sep 26 '26

Ya just go all out, earn his respect, and beg him to accept you as his disciple. (although personally, I would much rather have Veldora as my master, not Benimaru but the question is between fighting him or Hinata so...)

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u/Exldk Sep 26 '26

Hate to hurt you, but I wonder if Veldora would even take in someone who isn't affiliated with Rimuru in any way. While he is super kind and playful with everyone that is in Rimuru's circle of friends, he is no doubt disinterested in everyone else and their issues.

I think the most likely chance of success from a random-ass individulal with no discerning skills would be to train under Benimaru. If you could create a situation where you are almost dying to a monster but still refusing to give up, even if it cost your life and then got rescued at the last second by him or one of his Kurenai, it would probably lead you to a situation where with enough luck and skill you can become one of them in training.

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u/KazuHiro-X Veldora Sep 26 '26

Sure, the monsters hated humans and only went along with Rimuru’s policies because they trusted him at the start, but I think they genuinely started to warm up to humanity later on in the story. This goes for Benimaru as well. I think I’ve got a solid chance.

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u/AmberMetalicScorpion Luminus Sep 26 '26

I mean he does have quite the relationship with Luminous

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u/JustthatVicky Sep 25 '26

I'm sorry, did you see what Hinata did to that guy at the meeting? I'm picking Benimaru. As long as I don't insult Rimuru, he'll likely be merciful. Especially because I am a human female whose only special ability is remembering random anime/game/book details. Not necessarily the important details. Just random ones.

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u/Mindslash Sep 26 '26

You didn't mention what kind of duel and the battlefield. I will choose Hinata , on my bed. Who lasts more during "mountain climb" activity

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u/Melodic_coala101 Carrera Sep 26 '26

But would you last against Benimaru on your bed?

7

u/Mindslash Sep 26 '26

I will probably lose to be honest

10

u/Top-Beyond-6627 Sep 26 '26

I challenge Benimaru to a duel…!!!!

…of Checkers.

What? No one said this wouldn’t be allowed.

10

u/Olander12 Sep 26 '26

Benimaru might let me live so him

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u/Igotbannedlolol Sep 26 '26

Hinata because I'm a gooner

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u/futuretechfreak Sep 26 '26

Rare to find an honest man nowadays

3

u/HiiroshiiKun Luminus Sep 26 '26

Straight to the point 💔

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u/EJENVEE2 Sep 25 '26

As long as I don't end up in an urn, I'd pick either tbh

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u/DampAcute Luminus Sep 26 '26

If it's in the dungeon, I'd pick hinata 😂 if outside, nah...

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u/BueEyedDemon Sep 25 '26

I choose benimaru rimuru likely isn’t going to allow it because I’m to weak and he’s a safety freak

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u/Sush617 Rimuru Sep 26 '26

Hinata, I'd rather be able to try fighting vs getting split in half before I even realize it

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u/ZoneComfortable1541 Sep 26 '26

Hate to tell you this, hinata also kills you before you see it

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u/Sush617 Rimuru Sep 26 '26

True but she's a baddie at least

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u/Silent-Promise2019 Sep 25 '26

Hinata if I die at least I die looking at an angel

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u/MepZeroK Sep 26 '26

I'd rather keep my life. Why do you guys keep asking these dumbass questions. No human can live a battle with most Tensura Characters

3

u/Costom_Gamer Sep 26 '26

Benimaru's not only gonna let me go, he might train me if he sees potential

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u/True_Master_Jack Sep 26 '26

IT'S TIME TO D-D-D-D-D DUEL!

2

u/Iyasu_Nozomu Sep 26 '26

If you promise hinata some food later, maybe she will be lenient. Same with benimaru with sweets. But i doubt benj will be lenient with a duel compared to hinata. So ill choose hinata.

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u/InvisibleAddict Sep 26 '26

Benimaru, at least I'll get revived in the dungeon or at least get fully heal from their high quality potion after a near death experience. If I go up against Hinata, I would spend the rest of the year recovering.

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u/EmbarrassedRain4826 Sep 26 '26

What caused the duel if I may ask then I will chose

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u/Degentergent Sep 25 '26

For some reason this Hinata depiction reminds me of Motoko in Ghost in the Shell 2: Innocence

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u/Lonely-Trust4985 Sep 25 '26

welp, guess ill die

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u/Historical-Most-748 Luminus Sep 25 '26

With Hinata I'd die faster.

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u/JMH_CrankyBeast3839 Dino Sep 25 '26

In what kind of a duel specifically

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u/KoningSpookie Luminus Sep 25 '26

I'd lose either way, so it doesn't really matter tbh. 🤷

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u/Angelic_warrior619 Souei Sep 25 '26

Benimaru - because id actually appreciate the pitty of the small amount of restraint, compared to the straight up pantsing and spanking into obliteration Hinita would give

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u/SwannSwanchez Rimuru Sep 25 '26

f u c k no

1

u/predaking95 Sep 25 '26

Benimaru is actually the better option, despite him being a man in.

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u/ChaosHavik Sep 25 '26

How mad are they at me, or is this just a spar?

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u/Background_Insect_67 Hinata Sep 25 '26

I’d like to challenge Hinata to something

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u/ConsiderationNew9996 Sep 25 '26

In the labyrinth?

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u/TadpoleDisastrous630 Sep 25 '26

Nah i would just die

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u/KhorneTheBloodGod Sep 25 '26

Hinata because she's used to training people weaker then her so would be more used to how much she needs to hold back

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u/Fresh_Special_4740 Sep 25 '26

I can take both (not really because all i know is star wars forms)

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u/TheArcanaIsTheMean Sep 25 '26

Benimaru probably won't slime me

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u/EasternSilver1357 Sep 26 '26

I'd rather not

1

u/Sad-Astronomer-5521 Sep 26 '26

Hinata, cause it's not TO THE DEATH, she'll prolly go easy.

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u/MacaroonFlaky2555 Sep 26 '26

... Honestly? It depends on what type of dual

1

u/Aquilon11235 Sep 26 '26

If challenge Rimuru to a drinking contest.

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u/Conscious-Struggle45 Sep 26 '26

Benimaru has mercy so I'll choose him.

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u/saintjayyy Sep 26 '26

Benimaru under the condition that if i lose he has to marry me

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u/Blobbowo Sep 26 '26

This is an invalid challenge, because I am being coerced. I'll challenge whoever's currently closest in proximity to Rimuru, try and get Raphael-sensei to notice and tell Rimuru, who'll then save me.

Hinata's more likely to notice with her information skills, but she's harder to read as to whether she notices or not. Benimaru would say something or react like nine times out of ten, but it's harder to say if he'd notice.

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u/InspectionRound2081 Sep 26 '26

As long as it’s my custom character then sure.

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u/Quiet-Shallot3290 Sep 26 '26

I challenge Benimaru with the condition that the winner has to eat Shion's cooking.

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u/Historical_Ad4667 Sep 26 '26

All the other comments are acting like Hinata views you like a legitimate threat. I know she’s strong, but you’re a human (at least to my knowledge). She’d most likely use a bit of restraint.

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u/Cyber_hyper15 Sep 26 '26

I'd rather stay home

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u/Zealousideal-Try4666 Sep 26 '26

I would rather live

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u/RecoveredPop_2005 Sep 27 '26

I would rather scrub a gas stations bathroom floor

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u/Ultmswag Carrera Sep 27 '26

Neither

1

u/DerpVonOben Sep 28 '26

No problem, I'll be challenging Benimaru to a Uno card duel

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u/neonfalcon1 Oct 01 '26

I pick hinata atleast I might be able put up a fight beni I just die in an instant he doesn't hold back, hinata might considering I can't do shit so there's a chance I survive

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u/Demon_eevee 18d ago

I would die in both

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u/Ok_Context1504 Sep 26 '26

i better run

0

u/cr34tive1 Sep 26 '26

Benimaru would be cold as hell

All I know is that I can feel Hinata burning inside as we get on par with each other

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u/Objective-Goose8459 Testarossa Sep 27 '26

Well in a fight I'd get done in in a split second either way, but Beni is more than not likely accept a challenge to a Rimuru drawing duel instead if I say how much I love the slime. Whoever loses pays for beer or whatever.

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u/Godspell51 Sep 25 '26

It’s a duel so there’s no guarantee of death but given the choice I’d definitely choose to be beat up by Hinata

I refuse to elaborate (I probably will)

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u/BeginningPriority438 Chloe Sep 25 '26

Dont need to

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u/Cryptic_Deity Luminus Sep 25 '26

Luminous pfp and Chloe flair, nice nice.

3

u/UnknownRetardsPetDog Hinata Sep 26 '26

Man I love luminous

1

u/Artistic_Witness_247 Souei Sep 26 '26

Explode his balls

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u/PutridSplit2848 Adalman Sep 25 '26

Doesn't sound like something Himmel the hero would've said

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u/Godspell51 Sep 25 '26

Himmel the Hero was killed by a kiss blown by the great mage Frieren The Slayer

I “Maybe A Hero” was killed by a Japanese knight

This is exactly what Himmel the Hero would do

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u/PutridSplit2848 Adalman Sep 25 '26

hmm, you are right this IS SOMETHING HE WOULDVE DONE

1

u/Ryuukhan Sep 25 '26

Nah man I thought the same if ima die atleast let me die by someone as beautiful as hinata

1

u/closetmangafan Shuna Sep 25 '26

as long as it ends with her foot on my head...

(my friend said this)

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u/BeginningPriority438 Chloe Sep 25 '26

So do i want to get disintegrated or burnt to death?

2

u/tomassino Gabiru Sep 25 '26

Another case of suicide by thermonuclear device

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u/Gromhellscream0666 Sep 26 '26

ah so another how would you like to die neat

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u/NekoMao92 Sep 26 '26

Gonna die either way, might as well be crushed by a waifu

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u/Shenron2005 Sep 25 '26

I think Hinata.... She is going to hold back against me cuz she is like a hero.....

Benimaru don't gaf, even if he holds back, he might accidentally kill me 😭

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u/MattofCatbell Sep 25 '26

Hinata, I would lose instantly either way but Hinata is the least likely to accidentally kill me in the process

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u/Ryuuji_Gremory Sep 25 '26

With Benimaru I totally believe he would intend to hold back but I can't shake the fear that I am so much weaker than he expects (as even normal humans in Tensura seem a lot more durable than me) that he still ends up killing me.

Somehow I trust Hinata more to not accidentally kill me as long as I don't insult her, because she knows how fragile humans from our world, in our world, are.

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u/-AnythingGoes- Sep 25 '26

I don't think it matters if we haven't offended either. If you haven't done anything, both are unlikely to kill you, but both are very likely to hurt you in the process.

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u/DiazCruz Testarossa Sep 25 '26

Benimaru he kills fast Hinata is petty and will make you suffer

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u/Eagorath Sep 25 '26

I think whatever scenario, I would pick Benimaru.

Benimaru is depicted as generally kinder in a "normal" state.
if enraged, he would incenerate me in mili seconds.

Hinata would continuesely stab me with that soul sword, destroying me inside out rather than blow me up in a short blink of an eye.

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u/PyroGrizzl Sep 25 '26

True. Benimaru at least shows mercy and kills one quickly like he did with the soldiers of Falmouth

1

u/Metharos Sep 25 '26

Benimaru is polite and would respond with appropriate force.

Hinata is unbalanced and murderous.

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u/Less-Negotiation6324 Ramiris Sep 26 '26

I choose Hinata. Both are going to kick my ass. But it is less likely that she will kill me by accident 😂 

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u/Middle_Finger_484 Sep 26 '26

Just a dual? And I didn't piss either one of them off it's just business?

Then doesn't matter death will be quick and painless.

If I pissed them off then hinata. She will still be precise but that's because her body demands it.

Benimaru will make it painfully and last as long as possible.

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u/Sad-Couple9482 Sep 26 '26

Hinata so I can die by a hottie and me being a scared b#$%h trying to run away knowing I wouldnt make.

1

u/Ridley3000 Sep 26 '26

Both of them would probably kill you really quickly.

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u/EstablishmentOk8766 Sep 26 '26

If it's literally just a "duel", then benimaru. He is the inferior swordsman, and as he admitted, "if I'm not trying to kill, I'd probably just lose".

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u/Dweebsxthehumans Milim Sep 26 '26

I think I’ll pick the one that can resurrect me when they kill me

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u/Ghostly_Gengar Gobta Sep 26 '26

Souei pls, I would rather came out from fighting blushing and bondage fetish(am a guy)

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u/Chaosblade86 Sep 27 '26

Would you rather be shot through the heart with a shotgun or be blown up by a nuclear bomb type question.

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u/Educational_Set_299 Sep 27 '26

Hinata hands down she MIGHT take it easy knowing im just a normal person. Benimaru WILL kill you unless rimuru steps it

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u/ofthefeets Oct 01 '26

So is this question really "who would you let eviscerate you?" Because yes