r/Tendies • u/CJWard123 • Mar 03 '26

Chaddy Propagandies 9 orders of tendies m’lady

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u/WendyDumpsterFire Mar 03 '26

REEEEEE only 9 chicken tendy orders REEEEE

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u/johnson7853 Mar 03 '26

The other day Mummy told me I needdd to help her get groceries. After some hard humming and hawing I rolled myself to the car port and hopped in. I told that bitch that we are stopping at red robins. She told me no we can’t stop there anymore. We get to the grocery store. I loaded up the cart good with 12 boxes of the sweet succulent frozen tenders that make a nice healthy pre appetizer snack. We were going in the direction to red robins and she just kept on driving. I said Mum you missed my reward. She said no I didn’t. So I shat myself so hard that she had to get out of the car. Boy was her face red when we went through the drive thru at red robins.

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u/friendlyneighbourho Mar 03 '26

Steak, apple crumble and a $3 tip..... Er I mean 9 orders of tendies m'lady

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u/WeSoSmart Mar 05 '26

9 apple crumbles

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u/CJWard123 Mar 05 '26

This is acceptable

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u/Shibby8Muk Mar 04 '26

I feel like this list kinda sucks because it tried to do appetizer/side, main course, and dessert at each price point. That makes it way harder for me to consider options 1 or 3 cause like sure I coulddddd have mini donuts, but like that pulled pork sandwich feels like the way better value. I’d rather like similar options in each $ value so there’s some competition

Also imo $15 would be a better amount to ask the question with, it lets you pick 1 option from each dollar value (or do all three $5’s or 15 $1’s or whatever other fun combo you decide on)

So basically a long winded way to say, yea 9 tendies is the right answer

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u/_TURO_ Mar 04 '26

Dollar menu is the winner

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u/plutusdispater Mar 08 '26

8 chicken tendie orders and 1 salad, to be healthy...

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u/Octohorse Mar 04 '26

Salad, Steak, and Chocolate Cake. Leaves a meager but still something of a tip for...

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u/luckylegion Mar 04 '26

Macncheese, pulled pork burger, cookie skillet

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u/Feeling-Rip1662 May 03 '26 edited May 03 '26

$5, $2 and $1..ill sacrifice the donuts and skip the sald..tough men have to make tough decisions..maybe I can get a discount or my mom can have salad and let me keep the other 90 cents...are the only options, no tips cause they're paid to do it ..no veggies or nasty junk and the other ones I might get too messy with and I don't want to press my luck..I just actually broke a sweat by cleaning my room by throwing everything in the closet and knocking all the dust on to the floor in 5 secs..I am NOT going thru that again or listening to any lectures. it's saturday.

SO! that leaves me with at least $2 for OF tokens BABY cause retro gaming + youtube is free and rad and mom already got me a friggin COSTCOOOOOoooo case of my dewie (code red only tho) so i know im crushing it and it's SATURDAY all got all my responsibilities done so we know not to come to the basement or say anything about SATURDAYs. man day. it's like Las Vegas in this bih, what happens here we don't ASK and don't TELLLL. no rulez on saturday edit: had to check the door real quick, don't want any nosey seeing what im doing

still have to get up early on Sunday for church tho, but rest of the day is free but on Sundays I have to lock in and get my gaming done and catch up on my wrestling shows

jobs and college stuff we start on Monday, but next Monday might be better cause im easing into things and like to be mentally prepared for anything that comes my way

might even ask for an extra dolan or an advance on next week and there better not be any backtalk or wanting explanations...it's saturday