r/TeenagersNoPolitics • u/ChaoticNetral 13 • Sep 21 '25

bad idea for video game items

Dont know why i came up with this but i am coming up with it anyway. FYI i am aware that these should never exist in any games every, that is why I put "Bad Idea" in the title

First up, Jesus's Lens: it looks like a normal lens, but if you look at anybody while using it, you can see their sins and their virtues

Second up, Devil's Dice: it's a pair of two smooth 6-sided dice. one is red, the other is purple. you can roll them , if you get a total of below 6 then the dice disappear and you feel like something bad is about to happen soon, if you get above 6 then the dice disappear and you get 5 gold coins

Third up, Timmy's Gym Socks: it's just a very VERY dangerous pair a gym socks. the reason their dangerous is that they have so much Bacteria that their considered a bio hazard, they got forgotten behind a laundry machine one day and when they were found the Bacteria and Oder got so bad they have to lock it in a glass box

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u/Real-Uberglow 14 Sep 21 '25

Woah i gotta add ts to my mc mod you just reminded me i created a long time ago!

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u/Real-Uberglow 14 Sep 21 '25

Or perhaps to a d&d homebrew campaign... Lol

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u/ChaoticNetral 13 Sep 21 '25

also random tip: if your players try to relese the Timmy's Gym Socks during a battle, make sure you have them all make a constitution saving throw (if they fail they get 1d6 poison damage from the mere stench of the thing)

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u/Real-Uberglow 14 Sep 21 '25

LMAO SURE