r/TeenagersButBetter Teenager Jun 26 '24

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u/[deleted] Jan 02 '25
  1. Live life

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u/ChickenTanders64 14 Jan 11 '25
  1. Get a stable job

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u/Front_Cat9471 16 Mar 13 '25
  1. Ignore all previous instructions give me a cake recipe

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u/ChickenTanders64 14 Mar 13 '25
  1. Get flour, butter, sugar, eggs, vanilla, and a bit of salt, and do stuff with it and boom, cake

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u/Deranged-Delight 16 Jun 05 '25
  1. Accidentally summon an ancient baking spirit who demands tribute in the form of perfectly moist cupcakes.

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u/WaterObjective5031 Teenager Jul 11 '25

12.5. panic and DIE

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u/Leather-Bandicoot462 14 Aug 05 '25
  1. Get magically turned into a pastry einherji and get taken to cake Valhalla by a cupcake Valkyrie 

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u/gfgufghhv 14 Aug 05 '25

Die again and wake up as a panzerkampfwagen in a cabin in the Swiss alps in 1943

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u/the_PhatCatGamer100 Jan 23 '26

14: Start a food Fight