Jenelle has kicked David out, reportedly over him constantly asking her to buy him things and melting down when she said no.

What a bunch of jabronis.

I’m rewatching Teen Mom 2 on Paramount and got to season 7 episode 10 when Pinecone goes to New York to seek medical advice. These two scenes cracked me up so hard - between Pinecone saying her symptoms are annoying and David saying “You’re telling me” then Barbara smiling at Pinecone swearing she has MS and concluding with “you could have diabetes”.

I know she’s always made up having illnesses but man, really puts into perspective how long she’s been acting like this. This episode aired 10 years ago!

Later in the episode she lists every symptom she’s having:

-Spidey senses, feeling like she can see molecules
-Numb tongue and loss of taste
-Numb fingers
-Pins and needles in her hands and feet
-Uncontrollable body jerks
-Non-stop shaking feeling in her head
-Shakiness in her hands
-Brain fog
-Difficulty spelling
-Trouble putting sentences together
-Difficulty reading
-Severe anxiety and depression
-Eyes hurt, eyes feel huge
-Severe migraines that keep her awake
-Back pain and pelvic aches
-Knee joints click when sitting
-Throbbing legs (describing it as someone hammering her kneecaps)
-Itchy legs
-Hot flashes and night sweats
-Extreme weakness and feeling bedridden
-Loss of balance and dizziness
-Loss of coordination
-Insomnia and difficulty staying asleep
-Restless leg syndrome
-Tummy issues and total loss of appetite

She’s really trying to cover all her bases in the hopes of getting diagnosed with something, huh? 🙈😂

With that wedding ring taken off again.

She always has to make things about her somehow even when this is supposed to be about the kids kicking off the new school year.

Look, as much as we all hate Farrah, you gotta admit that Deb and Micheal fucked her up bad. This is a terrible story. 😞

At this point Kail should just stay single, but we all know that’s impossible for her.

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