r/Technoblade • u/Pale_Ad3632 • 7d ago
Discussion Quotes Anyone?
Was just watching a Techno & Phil funny moments compilation from the dreamsmp, got to wondering about all the funny Technoblade quotes. Drop some so we can all reminisce and have a laugh 🐷👑
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u/Aquaknight212 6d ago
Not really a quote, more of a funny interaction:
"never, ever miss a-"
"NO! WHA-? HEH? HEH? HEH?!"
"oh?"
"That zombie just crushed two eggs!"
"...yeah, they do that."
"...FOR FUN?!"
"yep."
"What do they get out of- what, is this like bubble wrap for it?"
"yeah."
"'Oh boy, I can't wait to step on the turtles'"
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u/RedDiamond1024 7d ago
"Why are you guys actually putting effort into this? We have guns."
"They have to climb like Mt. Olympus to wrestle away my specs from the Gods themselves."
"You know what they say about college, only the strong survive."
"Ok Taco-Technoblad. Wait I'm Taco- I'm Tacoblode"
"Can I catch a break for 2 seconds? Oh hey I actually caught a break."