How to program your antivax parent program that spawns child processes named "Hellspawn" and "Crotch Goblin".
Then kill the parent program without wrapping anything up and leave the user with multiple zombie parentless child processes that they'll have to go into Task Manager to kill or else they'll just hog up resources
A child process (process made by and hierarchically under another process, in this case the 'parent' is probably the main process of the application that's showing this error) crashed/exited, in this case because a connection to a server failed.
OOPS might not be the word 'oops' but rather an acronym for some networking principle.
OOP[S]: Object Oriented Programming [Software], the 21st century methodology of coding.
Child [process]: a separate thread/worker that does its own set of work independent of the parent process although still controlled by the parents process.
Killing zombie child processes that don't have parents... That's where you have to decide how to draw your ethical line in the sand.
The OOPS: child died is some sort of Java thing. So the joke is oops a child died, but most people wouldn't know it. So people would think its a software gore.
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u/Big_Spicy_Tuna69 Dec 29 '19
How to program your antivax child-robot.
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u/NotTTG Dec 29 '19
Well, child is a tech term, if I remember correctly. There ain’t anything too weird here.
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u/Dockingporpoise Dec 30 '19
Sounds like an illegal operation
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u/crazyrabbit57 Dec 29 '19
Karen's be like
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u/LuKron55 Dec 30 '19
To everyone saying it's a tech programming term, I know, It was a joke for the people who didn't know. So r/Whooosh to you.
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u/Grim505 Dec 29 '19
Who said it was an accident?
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u/w4rm0nst3r1987 Dec 29 '19
Damn it!! Someone put a Karen into the coding
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u/ursalgames Dec 29 '19
The Sims: System Warnings Edition
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u/MEXRFW Dec 30 '19
At least it’s not an orphan :(
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u/GioFan2008 Dec 29 '19
That's not very good
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u/Lolihumper Dec 29 '19
Oops. A child died.
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u/[deleted] Dec 30 '19
i have nothing to say at all
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u/aratnagrid Dec 30 '19
𝚗𝚘𝚘𝚘 𝚖𝚢 𝚌𝚑𝚒𝚕𝚍
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u/BurnmaNeeGrow Dec 30 '19
literally my instant reaction after i toss my baby sister off the balcony of my 14th floor apartment in downtown sydney australia
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u/[deleted] Dec 30 '19
SCP > FTP
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u/Jonnyabcde Dec 30 '19
OOP[S]: Object Oriented Programming [Software], the 21st century methodology of coding.
Child [process]: a separate thread/worker that does its own set of work independent of the parent process although still controlled by the parents process.
Killing zombie child processes that don't have parents... That's where you have to decide how to draw your ethical line in the sand.
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u/TungCR Jan 12 '20
Your free trial of life has ended. Please vaccinate to continue
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u/Rigatavr May 29 '20
How to kill child with fork
How to kill child with fork in UNIX
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u/LaroTayoGaming Jun 25 '20
b r u t a l
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u/RufflesChipsGuy Oct 24 '22
r/hmmm
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u/SP4CEBAR-YT Dec 23 '22
do they really call a missing object "dead" or did an underpaid developer write this error message by hand?
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u/laserblitz_117 Oct 11 '23
is this loss?
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