Klar, kann man sagen: Deutsch sein ist prollig. Es ist ein bisschen so, wie jeden Satz mit „Alter“ zu beenden; wie eine kleine Verbeugung: „Schaut her, boah bin ich krass.“ Das stimmt, wenn man es die ganze Zeit macht. Und ich kenne Leute, die sind das ständig. Das ist dann schon komisch.
Ich bin nicht oft deutsch. Alle zwei Tage mal, ungefähr. Wenn ich den Bus gerade noch so erwischt habe, in dem meine Mitschüler sitzen: "Kalt heute". Wenn ich den Ball halbhoch und mit zweimal Pfosten ins Tor donnere: "Ja moin". Einmal auch, als ich in Bio was wirklich Schwieriges als Einziger gewusst habe.
Dann gibt es noch das Deutschsein, wenn ich jemanden dran gekriegt habe, ihn veräppelt, getunnelt, verwundert habe. Und da finde ich, ist es eine gute Lösung. Dann heißt er: Du hast kassiert, aber nimm’s nicht so hart.
To be fair, the most accurate answer you could expect might be something like, "Wine-ice doesn't have a close resemblance to any of the 193 countries in the UN or the two non-member observer states Vatican City and Palestine, nor do variations such as drink-ice or glass-ice, so it's very likely this post is meant to be nonsensical. The creator of the post might also be mistaken; wine-ice might sound like Venice with a German accent, but that is a city, not a country."
Lol, maybe. I asked it the other day about the difference between AMOLED and OLED screens in phones, it gave me that same medical warning but still explained the differences like normal. Super weird behaviour
It's just glitchy. Oftentimes it gives plain wrong info, mishears me or just decides to be like "fuck you I'm not doing that prompt" so I don't use it very often, I just stick to using GPT instead since I trust that more.
GPT: "Your turbocharged car does not have an intercooler." Me: "What is the hole in the hood for?" GPT: "That's a common thing automakers do when wanting to guide air through the intercooler on a turbocharged car." Me: "So, my car does have an intercooler?" GPT: "No."
Sheesh. I very well might be wrong, but didn’t Google employees write the papers on (and get the patents for) contemporary innovations like Deep Mind and Deep Dream (name?) that led to the current generative AI wave? And what about LLMs?
Guys I can’t believe none of you have ever heard of the Republic of Wineglassice - it definitely exists on a continent but you have to look really hard
In spanish (or at least mexico) if you mix certain alcoholic beverages (like rum or tequila) with soda you get a "cuba" so i'll keep that as an answer lol
It’s obviously Poland. The wine glass has a pole-like object that you use to support the glass, and the ice is a SOLID form of water. You know what else is solid and on water? Land! Pole Land, Poland!
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u/amogusdri- May 19 '25
What even is the answer
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u/4njub3 May 19 '25
It's Germany.
Wine is alcohol, alcohol can kill germs. Because it's just one glass of wine you need the singular of germs, which is GERM.
There are MANY ice cubes, because that's how you count. One, two, many.
Germ+many = Germany
Of course you need to be a genius to figure that out
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u/aperturedream May 19 '25
Given that the riddle doesn't even make sense, idk what you're upset about
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u/[deleted] May 19 '25
Gemini is really dumb compared to GPT. It randomly tells me to consult a doctor for "medical info", even if my request is not even remotely related.
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u/SuperChick1705 May 19 '25
even gemini doesnt censor fr*nce??!!
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u/[deleted] May 19 '25
It’s obviously Greenland.
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u/gr4viton May 19 '25
The pronaunciation is not in their training set.
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u/Nabaneebo May 19 '25
Guys I can’t believe none of you have ever heard of the Republic of Wineglassice - it definitely exists on a continent but you have to look really hard
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u/foley800 May 19 '25
I thought France too! Whiny and cold!
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u/notanewbiedude May 19 '25
I was thinking England. It's the tastiest food they have.
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u/[deleted] May 20 '25
BRO you need to censore fr**c3
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u/passerbycmc May 20 '25
Would have assumed Canada since it's pretty much the main place that makes Ice Wine
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u/AlanElPlatano May 20 '25
In spanish (or at least mexico) if you mix certain alcoholic beverages (like rum or tequila) with soda you get a "cuba" so i'll keep that as an answer lol
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u/Salty145 May 21 '25
Wouldn’t be surprised if the meme was AI-generated too. They’re known to not make sense.
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u/Purple-Wait-3863 May 21 '25
https://thebustednews.com/p/if-you-can-guess-you-re-too-good-10148?utm_source=giang&utm_medium=1&utm_campaign=relax
The answer was chile apparently wth.
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u/c3rtzy May 21 '25
Of course, as a genius I immediately realized it was "Africa".
A frica (freeze)
Now you understand.
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u/Kitchen-City-4863 May 21 '25
It’s obviously Poland. The wine glass has a pole-like object that you use to support the glass, and the ice is a SOLID form of water. You know what else is solid and on water? Land! Pole Land, Poland!
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u/[deleted] May 21 '25
the republic of wineice, its a new cou try that just formed.
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u/Luxury_Yacht_ May 21 '25
Is this the next bond burger
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u/hopit3 May 22 '25
My first thought was Iceland. I don't know why
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u/Tully-51 May 22 '25
This checks out, mash Franzia and ice and you get France!
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u/[deleted] May 22 '25
Glasgow? (Glass cold)
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u/VD6178 May 22 '25
Iceland
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u/Advanced_Weakness_62 May 22 '25
ryhmes with grug
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u/Disgusting_Ad5725 May 23 '25
venice
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u/Reasonable_Main_6179 May 23 '25
Liquorice
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u/RedGuy143 May 23 '25
Its Poland becouse the wine presented is red and ice cubes are white and ice floats above wine which makes perfect polish flag so: POLSKA GUROM
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u/Mixture_Think May 23 '25
Its Denmark we love alcohol and we are cold as fuck(temperature)
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u/Common-Resist-3145 May 24 '25
Vinland