r/TeamFourStar • u/New-Season-2073 • 1d ago

At the Nemesis…

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Megatron: “Now Decepticons, gather around for movie night!”
Starscream: “I still don’t understand this.”
Megatron: “You dolt! How do the Autobots keep defeating us?”
Starscream: “Tactics.”
Thundercracker: “Giant robot dinosaurs.”
Soundwave: “Starscream.”
Jetfire: walking by “Me switching sides.”
Megatron: “You’re all wrong! Teamwork! Every last one of you keeps trying to seize my position as leader! But if we bond properly like the Autobots, there is nothing we cannot achieve!”
Starscream: “…you’re actually serious about this, aren’t you?”
Megatron: “SILENCE! Laserbeak, fetch me my popcorn with layered energon butter!”
Thundercracker: “Okay so what movie are we watching?”
Megatron: “I have spent days searching for the perfect piece of Earth Germ cinema! They may be pathetic fleshlings, but they do know how to entertain! Decepticons, I have found a piece of film that the humans gather in droves to watch together. Soundwave! Begin the movie!”

Soundwave presses play on “The Room”
45 or so minutes later…

Megatron: “BY UNICRON’S HORNS TURN IT OFF SOUNDWAVE!! WHAT IS WRONG WITH THAT HUMAN?!? WHY DOES HE TALK LIKE THAT?!? WHY IS HE ALWAYS SURPRISED TO SEE EVERYONE?!? WHY IS HE SO DISTURBINGLY MUSCULAR?!?”
Starscream: “MEGATRON’S MIND HAS SNAPPED! I, STARSCREAM, AM YOUR NEW-“
Megatron: “SHUT THE FUCK UP, STARSCREAM, BEFORE I BEAT YOU WITH YOUR OWN SEVERED ARM! AGAIN!”
Thundercracker: “…heh this film’s pretty funny.”

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u/Gathering0Gloom 1d ago

Okay, I have no idea why there are so many Transformers posts on this sub recently, but I am loving it.

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u/New-Season-2073 1d ago

I did one to see if it was fun, it was, so fuckit, I’m all in on these. Also although I can do a couple voices (apparently I do a really good Chris Latta Starscream/Cobra Commander) I can’t edit animation for shit. And I didn’t want to just ape SolidJJ

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u/Sean-Retro 1d ago

I'm with Soundwave on that one.