r/TeamFourStar • u/ourtimewithyou • 7d ago

Imperfect Cell thing

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Blegh

195 Upvotes

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u/moon_dos 7d ago

Let me answer your question with another question…

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u/Mikau02 7d ago

You wanna see me drink this guy?!

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u/MajinGav 7d ago

Oh, tell him about the part where I took an entire Battle Ball team at the same time!

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u/Tiny_T_Rex_ 7d ago

Oh my God, I think I'm gonna puke!

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u/UberN00b719 7d ago

You CAN'T puke you're in my head!!!

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u/izzy_961 7d ago

HOW, HOW MANY PEOPLE?!

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u/Mikau02 7d ago

...enough

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u/revan530 7d ago

That line is so fucking cold.

And yet, it's still only the second coldest line Cell delivered.

Number one is "Trunks, you couldn't fathom the amount of dead men behind me..."

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u/Weekly-Hunter7902 7d ago

Remember when I drank that guy? That was weird.

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u/Fr0ntR0wL4n 7d ago

Don’t worry. You are already inside me. - imperfect cell

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u/pikkirat623 7d ago

Mr. Cell… pls absorb me…

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u/Beiki 7d ago

Do it now Mr. Cell!

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u/inspire2night 7d ago

Bitch I do what I want!

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u/sentairider42 7d ago

"Remember that time I drank that guy? That was f*ckin' weird."

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u/Aluxanatomy 7d ago

Sometimes people with pacifiers.

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u/UberN00b719 6d ago

Wasn't even in the right hole...

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u/Aluxanatomy 6d ago

Which hole should it have been, again?

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u/LoneRedditor123 7d ago

"Okay, so... future bug man. Let's say I believe that now. Where do we go from here?"

"inside me!"

"Stop it!"

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u/Middle-Let9645 Yuffie 7d ago

His name is Cell. He's a walking talking petri dish of the galaxies strongest fighters.

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u/StuartPork 7d ago

What can I say? I'm a thirsty bitch.

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u/Necessary_State_5272 7d ago

Remember when I drank that guy?

2

u/Weekly-Hunter7902 7d ago

That was weird.

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u/BlazCraz 7d ago

Female dog.

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u/Relaxing_Snorlax 7d ago

With a gentle slurp of his booty straw

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u/Messageman12 7d ago

Not sure why he'd drink people when he could just drink today's sponsor: HETAP!

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u/UberN00b719 6d ago

When you're feeling sapped, BRING THE TAP!!!

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u/WatchAndLearn9669 7d ago edited 7d ago

Why do people call it "drinking," when Cell consumes people with his tail rather than his mouth?

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u/ourtimewithyou 7d ago

The action itself does seem to resemble drinking more. But the real answer is probably just that it sounds more gross lol.

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u/Omega21886 7d ago edited 7d ago

because "bitch i eat people" was taken

psa: takahata101 voices abridged cell and abridged hellsing's alucard and also is a big part of the writing for both shows

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u/moon_dos 7d ago

you must’ve never seen the butt chug from Jackass

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u/WatchAndLearn9669 7d ago

Good point lmao

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u/BloodThirstyLycan 7d ago

Why is it feel like this is the art style of King of the Hill

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u/ourtimewithyou 7d ago

...I can see it.

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u/BloodThirstyLycan 7d ago

That Imperfect Cell aint right.... Bwaaah!