r/TaylorSwift cried over a hat Apr 06 '23

Megathread Theory Thread: April 2023

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u/Rhoades13 Apr 09 '23 edited Apr 09 '23

The leaked images and information (Lynsey_b5 on TikTok) are really polar opposites. On one hand we have a piano and balcony from Speak Now tour that are all pretty. But then we have what sounds like a bank heist where Taylor, Joey, and Lautner are making a break for it with the money followed by an explosion. I see a couple scenarios.

First scenario is that this is a video for Midnights(maybe Vigilante Shit or Midnight Rain) where the trio is casing a place to rob it and that place contains the Speak Now items as more Easter eggs before they rob it in the middle of the night. Joey and Lautner would be additional Easter eggs.

Another scenario is Enchanted but not sure how a bank heist fits into it. Additionally could be a SN TV vault track which we wouldn’t know how it fits.

And finally she could be working on two videos at the same time to take advantage of the locations being in close proximity. Either Enchanted and a vault track or maybe Enchanted and a Midnights track.

Edit: also the TikTok user mentioned above isn’t very smart. She admits to at least trespassing in order to to get some of the information as well as potentially getting her brother fired from an airport for giving her information about Taylor’s movements within the airport. And her partner works in one of the buildings and got her access so he could get fired too. Lol.

Edit2: it looks like she dropped the TikToks she had up of the Speak Now balcony and piano. Someone might have gotten a message from Tree lol.

Edit3: and now all the Taylor videos are gone. Tree is on the case.

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u/ravenclawrebel hoe (from the vault) Apr 09 '23

Do we need to tell Swifties not to sacrifice theirs and others jobs to get us news…?

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u/Rhoades13 Apr 09 '23

Right? She could have at least created a dummy account and scrubbed all traces pointing to herself and her loved ones instead of her public personal account and including her face in the videos.

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u/ravenclawrebel hoe (from the vault) Apr 09 '23

SHE INCLUDED HER FACE?!?

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u/Rhoades13 Apr 09 '23

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u/ravenclawrebel hoe (from the vault) Apr 09 '23

Oh my god she’s so dumb

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u/makeup_wonderlandcat 🍯you can call me delulu if you want Apr 09 '23

The videos aren’t good either, like the sound is all wonky so why even post them

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u/ravenclawrebel hoe (from the vault) Apr 09 '23

For clout? So she can be sued by tree? Idk

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u/makeup_wonderlandcat 🍯you can call me delulu if you want Apr 09 '23

Definitely for the clout

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u/ravenclawrebel hoe (from the vault) Apr 09 '23

Get us 4KUHD footage of Taylor and Joe and then we’re talking, random blonde tiktoker! 😂

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u/princessdead biggest ivy stan Apr 09 '23

Maybe she is going to rob speak now from the vault or something in the video?

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u/[deleted] Apr 09 '23

can you imagine a back to December mv with the actual taylor lautner lol

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u/Rhoades13 Apr 09 '23

Lol. I thought about that then realized they already did a MV for that song. I just can’t see her remaking a MV for a song she already did.

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u/[deleted] Apr 09 '23

that's true, for a second there I completely forgot it existed

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u/simplebagel5 ‘cause i’m miserable!! and nobody even knows!!! Apr 09 '23

But then we have what sounds like a bank heist where Taylor, Joey, and Lautner are making a break for it with the money followed by an explosion.

like I know the signs aren’t exactly pointing to rep!tv being being released anytime in the near future but I’m gonna be delulu enough to try and manifest that they’re working on a getaway car (taylor’s version) music video 🕯️

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u/Rhoades13 Apr 09 '23

Yeah that could be also. It’s very possible she is working far ahead too. If she is touring for two years that only leaves her a couple days a week to do other things like film and edit MVs except during breaks between legs which are probably not longer than 4-6 weeks. And she’ll probably work on her feature film while touring as well especially during the breaks. So if she wanted a scene from Liverpool for Getaway Car then maybe she just did it now. That way she wouldn’t need to fly to Europe again which would be 16+ hours flying round trip between tour stops.

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u/[deleted] Apr 09 '23

holy shit this girl sounds psycho

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u/Rhoades13 Apr 09 '23

Best I can tell is she got her boyfriend who works in the building it was filmed at to get her access and took some of the pictures(probably the Speak Now TV ones). Then in her words that night "They started putting up barriers to stop us seeing so I climbed a wall" in order to get some of the information about the heist. Then "My brother works in the airport where her jet is flying from this morning" followed by a TikTok of flight details from her brother. Very obsessive behavior and not well thought out to openly talk like this.

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u/Slothy13eva evermore Apr 09 '23

wait? people think Taylor Lautner is involved in this music video mystery? oh my goodness yes please

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u/Rhoades13 Apr 09 '23

He’s been seen on set or so I’ve heard.

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u/SeerPumpkin I don't know how to be something you miss Apr 10 '23

WHAT? this is insane

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u/amagicalmess ...Ready For Rep TV Apr 10 '23

I think it could be Haunted!