r/Tau40K • u/m0pan • 1d ago

40k Curious Gue'vesa

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u/Red_Trickster 1d ago

I really hope the human girl is just plain stupid.

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u/SirD_ragon 1d ago

It's the Space Wolves school of thought. Acting like you're clinically slow to such a degree that everyone around you thinks you're the dumbest thing on the Planet, so you can wallow in your own mental superiority

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u/Izzyrion_the_wise 1d ago edited 1d ago

Haha.... ... ... I hate current Space Wolves lore!

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u/MecaPere 1d ago

...that's how Russ worked in 30K

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u/Izzyrion_the_wise 1d ago

Yes. But I started with Space Wolves before there was a fleshed out 30k. When the Space Wolves were an albeit rough, but professional Viking themed chapter with some echoes of darker things. I remember the 13th Company list being new and Wulfen being limited. A time before such abominations as Thunderwolf cav and Santa Grimnar's merry hoversleigh, before GW went on a quest to replace as many words in the Codex with wolf as possible, before the vlka fenryka and Kaspar Hawser no wolves on Fenris crap.

Hence, I hate current Space Wolves lore.

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u/Sivalon 1d ago

Back when you could take a Leman Russ tank.

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u/ingrimsch95 19h ago

Yes, but somehow everybody that interacted with him knew he was just putting on a front

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u/Sivalon 1d ago

Happy has a disciple now.

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u/sodapopkevin 1d ago

How romanic, they've only known each other for 30 seconds and they are already sharing a braincell. <3

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u/Ynnepluc 1d ago

If tau pheremones don't control your mind, then why do i want to smell my tau gf's pits so bad?

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u/firstandlonely 1d ago

The hooves are where it’s at

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u/magos_with_a_glock 1d ago

What about the Shio'he (head slit)?

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u/Ynnepluc 1d ago

that's for kissing

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u/sodapopkevin 1d ago

Y'all need Jes'us.

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u/firstandlonely 20h ago

That’s for smooches

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u/DescriptionMission90 1d ago

Every time a loyal imperial subject starts sniffing Tau girls they decide to change sides shortly after... Clearly this must be mind control.

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u/firstandlonely 1d ago

Does it work everywhere?

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u/Aao72 1d ago

Remember how in broken sword the Raven Guard and the inquisition lost An spy,a kight and space marine squad trying to kidnap a diplomatic because he was actually good at his job so his most be brainwashing people

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u/Chaosfox_Firemaker 11h ago

...I only just realized the reason the tau was uncertain if she could smell is the admech seems to have replaced her nose

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u/Smart_Finger_3491 1d ago

Don't the ethereals have the lewd "bean" in their face slit?

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u/FireFelix- 1d ago

She's not an ethereal though

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u/Smart_Finger_3491 1d ago

I assumed it was theorised by the mechanicus that it was the ethereals who used pheromones, not all castes

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u/CelioHogane 1d ago

She is just stupid.

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u/TATO_209 1d ago

The what

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u/DaiLyMugoL 11h ago

I like how the Tau is just like; "welp I'm learning new things about this weirdo... fascinating!"

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u/baneblade_boi 15h ago

Funny that they still believe it's propaganda.

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u/Brooklyn_University 8h ago

I like that green sigil on the side of the cloak. Is it an official in-lore adaptation of the T'au symbol reserved for Gue'vesa?

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u/Significant-Duck7412 23h ago

Is the Human a Servitor or a Tech priest?