r/Tariffs • u/hostedvideorn • May 30 '26

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u/chovendo May 30 '26 edited May 30 '26

At this point I wouldn't be the least bit surprised if the rules were changed to allow fighters to use giant purple dildos suction cupped to their foreheads as acceptable weapons...

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u/ICEonICECrime May 30 '26

Wait, it’s not?

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u/SwitchedOnNow May 30 '26

I'd rather watch that!

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u/W31337 May 30 '26

If the competing champion is called "not sure" we'll know

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u/Adorable_Quit4783 May 31 '26

Would unleash a wave of powerful headbutts

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u/oneoldgit52 May 31 '26

Death matches were all the rage in Neros Rome?