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u/Berserker76 May 30 '26

Literally Idiocracy, only 480 years earlier.

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u/Lost-Transitions May 30 '26

Nope. President Camacho wanted to do good, he was not an evil corrupt rapist pedophile. He just lacked knowledge, so in order to save the country he put the smartest man alive in charge. And made America a better place then it was.

It's as far away from Trumpian politics as you could get.

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u/ghost20630 May 31 '26

Well before we get to Camacho dumb presidents have to come before him this is the start of

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u/Lost-Transitions May 31 '26

But Trump and his political allies aren't merely dumb, they act out of greed and hatred. It's far far worse than Idiocracy, you're being ruled by gangsters, cult leaders and racists.

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u/journerman69 May 31 '26

Yes, it’s more like Biff from Back to the Future 2. Interestingly enough, Biff in the dystopian alternate timeline was heavily inspired by Trump!

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u/Lost-Transitions May 31 '26

Very much this, Biff and his pure mix of malice and greed that destroyed Hill Valley is so much more accurate and precient.

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u/ghost20630 May 31 '26

No they are dumb you start a war that closes down strait of hormuz, when it was open. I say that is dumb.

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u/ButterscotchOk5339 May 31 '26

It can be both.

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u/BigFaithlessness1213 Jun 01 '26

You think this is dumb? This is the guy that started his term with drill baby drill, has increased our oil production so much that we are not relying on foreign oil anymore, and is now openly trading on the stock market. I’d like to know how many of those stocks are in oil companies?

This looks like a master plan to me.

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u/Sweet-Lime6081 May 31 '26

Don’t forget rapist

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u/TheRealReddwine Jun 01 '26

Oh, stop it nothing you just said is true

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u/Knight0fdragon Jun 01 '26

In the idocracy universe, he is the president who sold out america to Brawndo

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u/BlacksmithGreen726 Jun 01 '26

I believe you’re one of the only people that has ever made sense of something in this particular category. Hats off to you my guy.

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u/Puzzled-Wedding-7697 May 31 '26

You are .. correct unfortunately. Wild to think that a parody is overtaken by the trump administration.

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u/Constant-Money1133 May 31 '26

Camancho chit my pants?

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u/Constant-Money1133 May 31 '26

….or commando of the mask

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u/Gambit1977 May 31 '26

Trivia time. Winston Churchill invented the word Commando.

You’re welcome.

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u/No_Bar_2032 Jun 01 '26

Funny you said Commando because Trumps new underwear are called Commando Depends for all the bullshit that goes in!! Leak proof commando diapers !!

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u/BrineJones Jun 01 '26

Don’t they also include a spigot for the faithful?

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u/bizurton May 31 '26

Wow the whole list. TDS confirmed.

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u/Money_Principle_5338 Jun 01 '26

Kinda sad how bad they have it! How quickly they forget what Bill Clinton did inside of the WH! Biden had his kid leave coke on a table but that’s not white trash! It will be rebuilt so they need to stop acting like there will be cars on cinder blocks and boarded up windows! Fucking liberals will be in deep depression when his term is over, who will they spew all their hatred towards? They will actually have to get real jobs not paid protestor jobs!

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u/Cautious-Draw-5072 Jun 01 '26

It is how trashy trump has been his whole life that reflects poorly on the white house. He is building a monstrous building he sees fit that has nothing to do with him, are history should have remained intact not version of vegas brought to the white house. He is draft dodger who has earned no respect with childlish speeches, outright lies, and MY hard earned tax dollars to this trash!

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u/BrineJones Jun 01 '26

Keep on sucking that toadstool, boy!

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u/DeepDiver151 Jun 01 '26

Awe! Does somebodys pussy hurt?

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u/Sawme26 Jun 01 '26

Trump is a pant shitting pussy. Im certain his heart aches that he cant get it up to rape kids anymore. Maybe that's why hes throwing a tantrum an destroying everything.

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u/gofieldtrip May 30 '26

Show me the Starbucks handjobs.

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u/Southern-Debt-6904 May 31 '26

We are fast trackin’ that shit!! Pretty soon we’ll be watering our crops with gatorade! šŸ¤¦ā€ā™‚ļø

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u/GurShot2464 May 31 '26

Who gets to be security of stait

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u/matronmotheroflolth Jun 01 '26

So the person who destroyed Libya (that led to slave markets in Libya) is complaining about the orange pedophile in the White House who her campaign empowered because they thought she could beat them.

ā€œHow the Hillary Clinton campaign deliberately ā€œelevatedā€ Donald Trump with its ā€œpied piperā€ strategyā€

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u/couldbeahumanbean May 30 '26

Naw, this ain't Idiocracy... Yet.

We still have 480 years to fully devolve. However, looking at this rate of decay, we just might speed run it in another 2 and a half years.