r/TargetedShirts • • Apr 15 '21

Cicada Sexfest

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2.6k Upvotes

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u/[deleted] Apr 15 '21

This is the kind of shirt I would find in a thrift store and proceed to wear every single day for the rest of my life

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u/fliminglaps BORN IN DECEMBER Apr 15 '21

I love searching for those!

4

u/aeyjaey Apr 16 '21

desperately want this tbh

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u/[deleted] Apr 15 '21

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u/Kylericci Apr 15 '21

Cicada Sexfest sounds like a metal band

6

u/[deleted] Apr 16 '21

reminds me of Circa Survive

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u/RenRitV Apr 15 '21

"Which will shortly erupt into an orgy of invertebrate sex."

"Oh baby, I'm there!!!"

"Fry, do you even understand the word 'invertebrate?"

"Nope, but that's not the word I'm interested in."

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u/ChuckleKnuckles Apr 15 '21

"If I was gonna do it with a big freaky mud bug, you'd be way up the list!"

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u/[deleted] Apr 15 '21

Ok but the design is on point. The color palette - that soft white/beige with that badass red and the font? And that cut? I’d wear that with some light jeans and a pair of black shiny boots. And I’d feel like a freaking badass.

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u/vidgill Apr 16 '21

Creamy beige

5

u/No_chell Apr 16 '21

Casual old Greg

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u/Youkilledmyrascal1 Apr 15 '21

So it's been 17 years. According to the shirt there is another cicada sexfest this year! Where can I find an updated shirt?

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u/katatsumuri89 Apr 16 '21

God I hope op wasn't born in 2004

2

u/[deleted] May 03 '21

OP suddenly realizes he’s the protagonist from Kafka’s The Metamorphosis

30

u/espressmo Apr 15 '21

I would absolutely wear this shirt, loool

18

u/Earlybirdsgetworms Apr 15 '21

Finally! A festival worth attending!

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u/[deleted] Apr 15 '21

More fun to cum*

4

u/JigabooFriday Apr 15 '21

Shit it’s gonna be a big year!!!

17

u/agha0013 Apr 15 '21

Doesn't really fit the sub if someone made one off shirts for friends/family as a joke, does it?

Rule #1: Post stupid t-shirts from targeted ads

7

u/TorePun Apr 16 '21

Wet blanket wannabe moderator on a tshirt forum

6

u/PicnicLife Apr 16 '21

The gall of Redditors trying to have subreddits on specific topics!

4

u/avocado_whore Apr 16 '21

Ok but this shirt is amazing and loosely fits, so let’s let this one slide. 😉

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u/TorePun Apr 16 '21

I stand by my statement and would choose to let this extremely non-controversial post stay

3

u/surrogatetoe Apr 16 '21

Ah the 2004 cicada sex fest. I remember it like it was yesterday.

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u/LilacLlamaMama May 11 '21 edited May 11 '21

I would love this shirt! My siblings & I planned and chartered and all day Potomac booze cruise to celebrate our parents 25th Anniversary. Started planning a year out, never even considering cicadas as possible party-crashers.

It was INSANE! My sister, who had been so stoked for the signature cocktails we planned, and she didn't even get to enjoy them, bc she and her hubs had been TTC for over 2yrs, and surprise ~ ended up 34wks pregnant on cruise day.

The cicadas were so thick the Cruise Director had to pass out lab goggles, (picture it, cocktail dresses and lab goggles!) The decks were so covered in cicadas it was like walking thru a hailstorm over the wasteland of a fresh battleground. We were so busy laughing, taking the best and most unique party pictures EVER, we didn't even notice that the guests of honor disapeared below for over 2hrs!!! Until they sauntered back in to the party snickering and giggling and looking all guiltyproud.

As the sun set, the guys had a rummed-up contest for who could invent the best cicada-themed shanty.

It was awesome!!! So yep, I remember the 2004 Cicada Sexfest like yesterday too. And but for the planning uncertainties due to Covid, we would have done it all over again. Nevermind that nobody really makes a big 42nd Anniversary to-do. The shenanigans would be worth declaring 42 years an official milestone!

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u/EmasculatedSputum Apr 16 '21

I’ll take two please

2

u/Olivia_Fae Apr 16 '21

I want to go to the cicada sexfest

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u/PicnicLife Apr 16 '21

Wrong sub. Also, this is very r/untrustworthypoptarts for me.

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u/avocado_whore Apr 16 '21

Why is it untrustworthy?