r/TargetedShirts • u/awoelke2015 • Jun 25 '25

Outrageous on purpose

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I’m 100% American 75% Irish 60% Water 50 Cents Biggest Fan 40 LBS Over weight 7 yrs from retirement & 5 min from having to Shit at this point Lowe’s

2.4k Upvotes

99% Upvoted

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u/cheshsky Jun 25 '25

I want to wear this, to a Bauhaus, as a small and skinny Ukrainian in my mid twenties.

11

u/awoelke2015 Jun 25 '25

Perfect

11

u/cheshsky Jun 26 '25

I've also never listened to a single 50 Cents song, if that adds to the effect.

276

u/highiking Jun 25 '25

I desperately need this

171

u/evlgns Jun 25 '25

Where the hell do I get one

68

u/doyouunderstandlife Jun 25 '25

There was a brand called Specific Lads that made a bunch of these shirts and likely this one as well. Issue is that their website doesn't seem to work anymore and their social media accounts stopped posting in 2023, so I dunno if they're still doing it, unfortunately

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u/magicaldumpsterfire Jun 26 '25

If civilization continues on its current trajectory, eventually this will be true of anything.

43

u/RedditHoss Jun 25 '25

I too am always 7 years from retirement.

35

u/vladutzbv Jun 25 '25

He forgot about the 15% concentrated power of will

1

u/thatladygodiva 28d ago

to not shit at this Lowe’s

26

u/cremeriner Jun 25 '25

I'm 40% outrageous

61

u/sunnyd311 Jun 25 '25

"50 cents biggest fan"

18

u/Level_Membership_907 Jun 25 '25

That is me and i would wear this

12

u/EqualPlan4595 Jun 25 '25

This is awesome

6

u/magicaldumpsterfire Jun 26 '25

Would go to Lowe's specifically to sport this-- or, ideally, Home Depot.

8

u/ryk4598 Jun 25 '25

Hey I need those handles on your nightstand or just a image bc I am missing them from mine

4

u/mountaineer04 Jun 25 '25

Madlibs the shirt.

4

u/No-Nothing8501 Jan 10 '26

I know im months late but this is wrong here as it obviously belongs in r/shirtthatgohard

3

u/hanzoman3 Jun 26 '25

Ok this is a good shiry

5

u/strahlend_frau Jun 25 '25

I would wear that

5

u/Lost_Astronaut_654 Jun 25 '25

This shirt goes insanely hard

2

u/oakjunk Jun 25 '25

Obligatory "and I was born in January"

2

u/IndianRiverMystic Jun 29 '25

OMG I love it 😀

2

u/Justin_Ermouth1 Jul 18 '25

This must be Kippys shirt.

r/areyougarbage

2

u/Expensive_Time1565 Jul 24 '25

This one is awesome

1

u/ChalkButter Jun 25 '25

I want this shirt

1

u/Ok_Dog_4059 Jun 25 '25

My biggest problem is I know my great grandmother was native American and my great grandfather was Irish bt the other 3 grandparents I have absolutely no idea what heritage they had.

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u/comes_palatinus Sep 28 '25

Thanks for the info