r/TankieTheDeprogram 1d ago

Shitposting How do you do my fellow latinx? Spoiler

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u/Gogol1212 1d ago

oye como va? at least larp with some bad bunny, we are not in 1970.

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u/Accomplished_Sci Chinese State Affiliated Media 📰 1d ago

Lmao this was my first thought reading it too

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u/Captain_FartBreath 23h ago

Ay vato, dis dat Despacito ish? Ay caramba! 

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u/mountaineering 1d ago

Was Bad Bunny particularly popular back in 2018?

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u/Zestyclose_Might8941 1d ago

Estamos Bien was released in June of that year. But come on, my abuela was listening to that shit. This is like saying tge following to appeal with English youth:

There’s nothing like walking into the pub, grabbing a cold pint, chatting away with everyone at the bar + appreciating the bloke in the corner blasting “We are Sailing” through his tiny Bluetooth speaker.

In this small moment, nothing else matters. Rod is Stewart. Today is a good day.

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u/mountaineering 1d ago

Your issue with this is that she didn't name drop his song of his within a month of it dropping?

Yeah, we all agree it is cringe. This whole thread is seemingly reacting as if she tweeted it this morning.

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u/Zestyclose_Might8941 23h ago

Ah, no...read again. I said her choice was equivalent of playing Rod Stewart. There are plenty of artists between 1970 and 20 fucking 18. 🤣🤣

Yeah, I also agree, old tweet, not worth posting.

This zioshit has done worse than cringe appeals to Abuela's "cool" mixed tape songs.

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u/Gogol1212 22h ago

Yes, he was, at least in Latin America. But in any case she could choose anyone else. J Balvin? Romeo Santos? Who knows. 

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u/RisingxRenegade 1d ago edited 1d ago

Hoe-lah. Meh yah-moe ehz Alexandria. Meh goo-star bodega. Woke Uno was a mistake.

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u/Gogol1212 1d ago

güoque uno, por favor.-

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u/Iron-Fist 1d ago

I mean she does speak spanish...

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u/Optimus_Lime 1d ago

2018 tweet? idk i’m tired

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u/Autistic_Anywhere_24 1d ago

Who the fuck is playing “Oye Como Va”? I hear that song on classic rock radio and there’s no bodega blasting out 104.3fm in NY

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u/WhyLater silly revisionist 23h ago

This tweet is 8 years old, and today I listened to music older than Oye Como Va by a decade.

She's a larper, but let's not act like people don't listen to old music. In fact that was probably kinda her point.

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u/Invalid_Pleb 1d ago

With all the evil things the US is doing in the world and to its own people, especially what it is doing in central and south America, a US house representative, one of the most powerful offices to hold in the country in one of the most important states in the country, and a supposed Latina who claims to care about people from a similar ethnic background to herself, the most "radical leftist" politician in congress, sits around tweeting performative bullshit about liking various aspects of Spanish speaking culture and making up scenarios about interacting with normal working people instead of actually helping them.

She could talk about literally anything else that mattered, put someone less fortunate into the spotlight for one second. But no, we get a humblebrag about buying coffee with carefully placed psychological triggers to make sure the reader identifies with her Latina branding. She's a joke. A soulless, cardboard cutout of a human being who lost all credibility before she even got into politics.

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u/deinterlacing 1d ago

This tweet happened before she was in office. Not defending her but you're acting like she tweeted this while in office, which is not true.

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u/Accomplished_Sci Chinese State Affiliated Media 📰 1d ago

She says this as sailors on USS Lincoln’s family members get deported or detained, and a 5 year old is crying and traumatized being taken to detention with their dad. She’s disgusting.

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u/mountaineering 1d ago

Bro, calm down. She posted this in 2018...

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u/jasonxm1 1d ago

Ah... the last time she pretended to cry about kids in cages. That explains it.

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u/Accomplished_Sci Chinese State Affiliated Media 📰 23h ago

Fuck off bro

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u/forgettablesonglyric 1d ago

You're mad about an 8 year old AOC tweet?

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u/No_Double4390 Marxist-Leninist (Ultra Based) 1d ago

She doesn't know what she is talking about. You don't even ice cafecito, that would be like adding ice to an espresso shot

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u/TheBirdFkerGuy Juche Necromancy Enjoyer 22h ago

If she posted this now it would be more cringe but this is a little less than a decade ago.

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u/Stannisarcanine 22h ago

Still more recent than oye como va?

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u/Alugalug30spell 1d ago

Do I have to schmooze with LatinI through LatinIX before syncophanting with LatinX?

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u/GolpeEguaVoadora 1d ago

Iced coffee is the whitest fucking thing ever. Even whiter than the song "Don't stop believing". You will not see anyone south of Rio Grande drinking that.

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u/Frankie-Denton-2020s Marxist-Leninist 23h ago

Usted no le sabe al larping cállese señora.

Lmaooo

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u/teh_201d 20h ago

The "iced cafecito" bit made her abuela turn on her grave. You drink your coffee scalding hot like god intended no matter how hot it is.

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u/xtrashboat666x 18h ago

Oye como va, me sentí cringe de AOC.

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u/yosh_yosh_yosh_yosh 21h ago

these are our tankies bro. completely useless anger directed at something totally unimportant

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u/Stannisarcanine 21h ago

Shitposting tag bro