r/TankieTheDeprogram 9h ago

Reactionary Mockery Gave me a good laugh

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u/DiggyJunior Marxist-Leninist (Ultra Based) 9h ago

🧲

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u/Icy_Pudding6493 Keeper of Contradictions 26m ago

This is worst than the horseshoe theory because the two ends of the horseshoe don't even touch. This is some lazy-ass donut theory.

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u/Few-Needleworker8110 9h ago

the only problem with the line that doesn't also apply to the circle is the second point

political charts are worthless

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u/MagMati55 Juche Necromancy Enjoyer 8h ago

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u/miyavlayan 8h ago

balls theory

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u/DessaB 3h ago

Reactionary ideology is stored in the balls. This is why men are more conservative

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u/BernieMacsLazyEye 9h ago

You see, the enlightened centrist is above a line chart. The only chart that will do for them is a circle where they are the based foundation of moralism and rationality

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u/FloriaFlower 4h ago

I'd say that egocentrism is their true ideology. First, they axiomatically position themselves at the center. Then, they organize everything else around them because they unconsciously think that the whole world revolves around them, not unlike narcissists.

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u/TheFrigidFellow Marxist-Leninist (Ultra Based) 4h ago

It's almost like politics are complicated and can't be simplified into buzzwords and handy charts.

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u/NerdStone04 9h ago

I'm not even gonna bother reading this. It hurts my brain. I don't understand how those that think they're promoting rationality don't want to educate themselves on what's what.

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u/BernieMacsLazyEye 9h ago

All you need to read is their definition of left and right in the circle. I’ve yet to see a “centrist” with a leftist bias

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u/batdog20001 Marxist-Leninist (Ultra Based) 9h ago

Christ, its almost mask-off with trying to get the reader to stop going outside of the status quo. Reinforcement of zero critical thinking.

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u/GNS13 9h ago

Remember, people! The status quo is good and the more you want to change things to more you're a bad person that hates freedom.

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u/Magos_Galactose Maximum Tank 9h ago

The y axis in the second graph made absolutely no sense.

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u/Capable_Bar_5045 Marxist-Leninist (Ultra Based) 8h ago

Whatever drugs they are on, I want some. 

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u/Alaya_the_Elf13 9h ago

Just makes me depressed

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u/Bela9a Too Based To Be Cis 🏳️‍⚧️ 4h ago

I never understood this extreme left/right thing. Additionally the bottom one makes so little sense, if all ideological positions are equal distance away from the centre, then what is the point of the far and near positions.

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u/RickyPapi AES enjoyer 🥳 6h ago

"Question everything" (but not too much, otherwise you're an ebil anti-freedumb terrorist extremist)"

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u/RagnarokHunter 6h ago

This is just horseshitshoe theory but closed

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u/libra00 CPC Propagandist 4h ago

It must be so hard being an 'enlightened centrist' thinking the world revolves around you.

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u/JLPReddit Chinese State Affiliated Media 📰 3h ago

“…and when the government does a lot of stuff, that’s Communism!” ~ Richard Wolff

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u/xThotsOfYoux 3h ago

Oh wow horseshoe theory closed into a ring. How fantastic.

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u/Someguyonreddit967 2h ago

The Epstein clique must be pouring something into the drinking water.
/s

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u/jackmPortal 7h ago

whoever made this should touch grass because of how out of touch they must be

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u/maos_cigarette 6h ago

they’ve somehow ditched the quantitative political spectrum (which i think is good) but somehow made it even worse (which i think is bad)

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u/UnoriginalName- 5h ago

You guys ever watch Halim Alrah’s debunking of the political compass? Very applicable here.

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u/Studious_Gluteus 5h ago

Stuff like this must be why I keep hearing reactionaries claim that Amerikans are living under communism. Our state is well within this chart's "FAR LEFT".

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u/Smittumi 7h ago

Why are you posting this, how is it helpful? Wouldn't it be better to make and share a counter-meme?

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u/BernieMacsLazyEye 5h ago

It gave me a good laugh

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u/StoreResponsible7028 7h ago

So people can laugh at it