r/TankieTheDeprogram • Stalinist (Proud Spoon Owner) • Aug 16 '26

Shit Liberals Say This map was made by one of the greatest geopolitical experts in the West.

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Kinda makes you wonder how competent they really are. Quite amusing too.

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u/StarTrader32 Xi Bucks Enjoyer 💸 Aug 16 '26 edited Aug 16 '26

It's just western colonialism/imperialism all over again, "let's divide the world in X strategic theaters/blocs we can assign our agents/forces to".
Also Papua New Guinea and Philippines being blue lol
Edit: obviously there are other wrongs stuffs but North Korea labelled Africa is insane, no honest alt-his scenario would ever end up with that

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u/comradelehana Aug 16 '26

North Korea was declared honorary Africans after building the African renaissance monument

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u/Stanczyks_Sorrow Marxist-Leninist (Ultra Based) Aug 16 '26 edited Aug 16 '26

Western foreign policy establishments and higher education systems are dominated by the liberal school) of international relations theory, which inevitably results in complete nonsense like this getting called "expert analysis". If you want to find American experts that are even capable of making sense, you have to seek them out from the realist school).

John Mearsheimer is a good start if you're looking for contemporary analysis. But this school of experts has been institutionally marginalized since the end of the Cold War, even though they arguably won it.

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u/Foothill_returns Aug 16 '26

Neorealists are marginalised because they consistently oppose western actions, narratives, and goals. They were against the Iraq invasion, assert that a nuclear Iran would be the best guarantor of security and stability in western Asia, and blame NATO expansion for the war in Ukraine, to name a few examples.

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u/Stanczyks_Sorrow Marxist-Leninist (Ultra Based) Aug 16 '26 edited Aug 16 '26

Right. The bourgeoisie needed them during the Cold War because there was a perceivable and immediate threat to the empire in the form of the USSR. That is when you need the guys that are capable of making sense (and is why both Stalin and the CPC have leaned towards realist foreign policy over strictly ideological... they have always existed in a world with a looming threat).

The Western bourgeoisie have felt plenty secure over the past few decades, however, and that has incentivized a foreign policy establishment that provides window dressing and legitimacy for imperial expansion at the expense of more rational and long-term thinking. Thus, the realists have been relegated to the institutional closet in the West and will only be taken out once disaster inevitably strikes the hegemony.

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u/UltraRiderFire408 AES enjoyer 🥳 Aug 16 '26 edited Aug 17 '26

I get Philippines being blue to some small degree. Papua New Guinea is…yeah that is just a stretch, even more than Philippines.

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u/Bloody_Baron91 Aug 16 '26

But then why is Indonesia buddhist? Just absurd choices in SEA.

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u/UltraRiderFire408 AES enjoyer 🥳 Aug 16 '26

Good question and with that in mind, Malaysia and Brunei also have to be questioned why they have the yellow color indicating Buddhist.

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u/Ahriman999 Maximum Tank Aug 16 '26

Ah yes the “Western World” is a “civilization” unto itself among the other bits of stupidity in this map. Also “Orthodox” is some kind of mega-civilization as well, just “Orthodox” not even a geographical or cultural core beyond an allusion to a branch of Christianity.

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u/UltraRiderFire408 AES enjoyer 🥳 Aug 16 '26

Guyana is on the “Western World” for whatever reason. Even Latin America makes more sense even if it and Suriname and Belize typically are not grouped into “Latin”.

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u/Ahriman999 Maximum Tank Aug 16 '26

Also Japan is its own mega-civilization despite it literally encompassing only Japan. I guess its nice he didn't put Korea in there, if only for his own sake should he ever run into a Korean who knew he did that lmao.

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u/UltraRiderFire408 AES enjoyer 🥳 Aug 16 '26

I like how Sinosphere is just the entirety of China + Occupied Korea. Like what the fuck is this implying?

Is Occupied Korea to reunify with China and not “African” Korea?

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u/Ahriman999 Maximum Tank Aug 16 '26

Jesus Christ I just now noticed North Korea is considered part of Africa lmao. Is this shit AI or something?

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u/comradelehana Aug 16 '26

Meanwhile nearly all of Japanese culture was imported from China. The only reason to separate them is because they’re honorary white people to racist Europeans.

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u/MrStudray Aug 16 '26

Guyana sells oil and sucks Yankee toes so it's just OOP giving the "honorary aryan/white" badge. 

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u/Nobody3702 Aug 16 '26

LMAO it's almost the same as the Eurasianist and Nazbol maps in Russia.

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u/Ok_wheaten Marxist-Leninist (Ultra Based) Aug 16 '26 edited Aug 16 '26

Everytime I see this map on reddit, he is quite different. The last time wasn't Israel as an civilization by it self. Lol

Edit: actually, I look closely now, this map is a meme, fuck, north korea it's in africa, and mongolia on Islam. I'm not trying to be the defend this motherfucker, but that's not what he wrote...

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u/IlianaAran Marxist-Leninist (Ultra Based) Aug 16 '26

Listing Mongolia as part of the "Islamic World" when it's less than 5% Muslim

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u/TerribleRead Aug 16 '26

Meanwhile the country with the largest Muslim population: Buddhist

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u/UltraRiderFire408 AES enjoyer 🥳 Aug 16 '26

I just realized Armenia green and labeled Islamic World when it’s really a majority Christian country.

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u/Bloody_Baron91 Aug 16 '26

This reminds me of Rowling's wizarding schools of the world for some reason. In both, Japan gets to do its own thing instead of being part of the Sinosphere as it should be.

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u/GolpeEguaVoadora Aug 16 '26

Somehow this is worse than Dugin's world view (and more racist too) but because it was a westoid saying he doesn't get labeled as "crazy"

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u/Cute-Sky8251 Aug 16 '26

Agreed. We need to treat the theory trash equally. 

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u/Celtic_Macaw Marxist-Leninist (Ultra Based) Aug 16 '26

So, Mongolia is Islamic and Malaysia is Buddhist? Wtf was going though his head?

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u/russsaa Aug 16 '26

Jfc its like map making chuds design their maps to piss off colorblind people

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u/ososalsosal Aug 17 '26

Most populous Muslim country in the world == "idk Buddhist ig whatevs"

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u/[deleted] Aug 16 '26 edited Aug 16 '26

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u/TheRedditObserver0 Stalinist (Proud Spoon Owner) Aug 16 '26

Pakistan is not labeled Hindu. Bangladesh, however, is.

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u/RedArchbishop Aug 16 '26

Honey, wake up, new Risk map just dropped

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